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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon gets paranoid by the NOAA weather service | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous nur 300 12 KB JPG 08/19/21(Thu)22:30:47 No.65055296 >buy old radio from the salvation army store >comes with midwave, not regular AM >picking up channels I cant pick up on normal radios on both FM and AM frequencies >lots of strange channels from fox news you typically have to pay for to fringe political shows >currently listening to a rap song about how the vaccine will kill us while the sounds of actual screaming are coming across from an interfering channel did i buy some sort of haunted radio? some of the stuff is just typical maga s--- but the other half is legitimately odd stuff you would think they would get an FCC visit for

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Anon asks a serious question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous m 12/19/22(Mon)12:38:20 No.33640030 demon possession.jpg 631 KB JPG is this the only video evidence we have for demon possession? View Thread

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/fit/ gets mogged by chad gramps | /r/Greentext

File: 00222888.webm (1.11 MB, 1280x720) ECON >> Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)12:05:32 No.48783087 >>48783104 >>48783189 >>48784147 >>48785950 >>48786568 >>48787966 >>48788856 >>48792346 >>48776993 (OP) This one is a bit sad but I'll take it Mirin' Thread Anonymous 12/18/18(Tue)16:53:54 No.48776993 >>48777016 >>48777340 >>48777395 >>48777418 >>48777447 >>48779188 >>48779484>>48779692 >>48779867 >>48779911 >>48781594 >>48782322 >>48782875 >>48783087 >>48783608 >>48783715 >>48784106 >>48787319 >>48787910 >>48788362 >>48788878 >>48789442 >>48789771 Any quality looks lately lads? > be nearly 65 > wife catches up with old friend > I go out to say hello when she arrives > Friend looks at me and says "Wow, you look gorgeous! How can I get my husband to do that?' Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)14:51:48 No.48784147 ► >>48783087 Woah mister! Did you fight in the war? Based! Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)18:17:06 No.48785950 >>48783087 Based I wonder what are your stats, how did you get here and what makes you come back Share your wisdom with us, anon Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)19:13:38 No.48786568 ► >>48783087 Based Master Roshi Mode anon VER S ... >>48783104 Not always about the body Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:31:41 No.48788158 >>48788335 >>48788467 >>48788631 >>48788644 >>48788721 >>48788767 >>48789026 >>48789605 >>48789766 >>48789983 >>48790132 >>48790368 >>48791066 >>48791333 >>48791538 >>48791858 >>48791880 >>48792393 File: 8F32BCA3-10EE-4D0B-9DE7-5().jpg (164 KB, 750x1334) Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)12:10:18 No.48783104 ► >>48788158 >>48783087 Post body gramps. Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:45:56 No.48788335 >>48788158 holy chad I just got mogged by a 65 year old... Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:13:33 No.48788631 ► >>48788158 This guy was out mogging hippies at Woodstock. Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:21:45 No.48788721 ► >>48788158 based actual boomer SUMMER YOU Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)23:28:59 No.48789605 ► >>48788158 Lookin good sexy Santa. No h--- Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)12:23:18 No.48783189 >>48783087 based grandpa Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)23:42:51 No.48789766 ► >>48788158 >No images found Based and redpilled Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)01:37:45 No.48791066 ► >>48788158 dont ever leave /fit/ we need more boomers like you Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:15:51 No.48787966 ► >>48788162 >>48783087 Tell us about Vietnam Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)01:58:43 No.48791333► >>48788158 No f------ way you're 65. I'm impressed What are you doing on here anyways, pa? Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:31:53 No.48788162 >>48788509 >>48787966 >it ain't me starts playing Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)02:48:21 No.48791858 ► >>48788158 Based gramps sneaking onto 4chin in the retirement home Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)02:51:24 No.48791880 ► >>48788158 I hope I look like you when I'm older. Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:25:54 No.48788767 ► >>48788158 I hope to god you're dressing up as Santa and having coeds sit in your lap at the local Christkindlesmarkt. You're a stud. DURIA Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:58:04 No.48788467 >>48788158 I hope I'm fortunate enough to look like this some day. You look like you are full of life Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:14:33 No.48788644 >>48788158 God damn you look young Good job anon Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed) 22:46:06 No.48789026 ► >>48788158 I bet you killed so many f------ zipperheads in 'Nam Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)00:01:10 No.48789983 ► >>48788158 no way you're 65 Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)00:14:19 No.48790132 >>48788158 Lookin good!!!! Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)00:36:41 No.48790368 ► >>48788158 >literal boomers on this site Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)02:15:36 No.48791538 ► >>48788158 Based and boomerpilled Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)03:42:12 No.48792393 ► >>48788158 youre 65? f-----' hell, good on you man Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)03:37:27 No.48792346 ► >>48783087 Hey there pops, glad you figured how to use that there ol' Innernet

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anon lives in a society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)09:14:11 No.71455528 1671338006554330.jpg 171 KB JPG >wake up >still a t----- >still no gf at least i pass, but god damn life is suffering 152 Replies / 32 Images ICIC View Thread

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Anon lacks basic knowledge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ヤマツチモデルシップ 320 KB PNG 12/19/22(Mon) 09:23:35 No.71458204 >have liquid in cup >put item in cup >theres more liquid now that flows out of cup literally how

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Anon figures out how it lands | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: EmYP4HtT based or cringe? Posted by u/311ghtman 1 day ago 15.4k The US Army's next helicopter, the V-280 Valor, which will replace the Black Hawk. 1.6k Comments 12/07/22(Wed)09:24:12 No.407403843 Award N2808H 10 KB PNG Share Save *** file nna : Anonymous (ID: dFVuFWhC PRES 12/07/22 (Wed)09:32:45 No.407404472 >>407403843 (OP) # The blades will hit the ground when it lands, did the engineers realize this when they built it? >>407404571 # >>407404801 # >>407404820 # >>407404862 # >>407406015 # >>407407228 # >>407407748 # >>407408316 # >>407409652 # >>407412116 # >>407412158 # >>407416920 # >>407417862 # >>407428550 # : Anonymous (ID: 99050QZX 12/07/22(Wed)09:38:00 No.407404801 >>407404472 # >>407404571 # Retards it lands like this,

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Anon got ghosted again | /r/Greentext

24 KB JPG > be me > meet a girl > we start talking > I get attached > they leave > already happened 10 times > sometimes girls even approach me to ghost me later after I develop a crush on them > Honestly I dont have any remaining emotions I am about to disrespect every girl I will meet. Why do they hurt me for no reason? W--? Are all girls sadistic monsters? WHY TF DO YOU APPROACH A GUY WHEN YOU DONT WANT A RELATIONSHIP YOU STUPOID. I am going insane

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Anon tells the adventures of Neal the Tard - 8 The tardball game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:02:58 No.392518662 Neal: Story of the tardball game >Be in 8th grade >Be in last two weeks finally >Ms. Springer has organized a baseball game for the tards and all the kids who help them for that one period a day >Poor choices mang 200 Poe >Be day of event >Walk up to Neal who is sitting on home plate "You ready for the game bud?" >"haypil" >Turns out Neal doesn't like baseball very much >James walks up to Neal and I before the game commences "eyem guna kick yur butt gaybo" >Neal doesn't give a f---, as usual, and I simply disregard the tard ONE >All he wants to do is sit in the outfield until this s--- is over, but he has taken a liking to the batting part N >Be Neals turn up to bat, Ms. Springer is pitching under hand to all the tards, she has obviously under estimated Neals power despite her previous encounters >Ms. Springer throw the ball, Neal misses his first swing >I hear james from over at second base "hehah yah gaybo yur bad" >She tosses the ball a second time, and Neal misses yet again >James feels it is necessary to continue taunting Neal >"Tol yu aid bet yu gaybo" >Neal has had enough of this s--- >Seriousface.jpg Cont. Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:03:47 No.392518854 Neal cont. f--- the flood detection >Ms. Springer tosses the ball to Neal a third, and final time >Neal hits that f----- with all of his tard strength, it was as if the spirit of babe ruth had been reincarnated into a tard >The ball blazed straight toward James with the speed of a thousand blazing n------ >ohshit.jpg Por >BOOM, the ball cracks against his scull >Sweet dreams james >He's out f------ cold >Ms. Springer is now having a f------ break down (I personally think she should be praising god that the speeding object did not hit her for once) >She begins to shout at Neal >"Why do you always have to cause trouble!" >Neal does not like being yelled at >Neal taking the sign of aggression to heart commences his mighty raptard screech >The s--- storm is upon us >The tards run rampid, they have been consumed in rage Cont. Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:04:22 No.392518990 End of tardball game story, floods suck d--- >Tards are ramming other tards with their heads while wearing batting helmet, others are throwing the balls at the helpers at near mach 2 speeds due to their tard strength, thank god there was only one bat and it was possessed by Neal >Tardwranglers jump into action, despite being seriously under equipped they put up a good fight >The tardpocalypse was going on directly in front of me and I got front row seats >Chubby tard from my original story who was KO'd by the door now has on a batting helmet and can obviously not be affected by head injury >He charges Ms. Springer with his mighty tardnoserous stampede >The mighty tardnoserous hits ms. Springer with the combined tackling power of Ray Lewis and Lawrence Taylor >Down for the count Down for coun >Neal has won his battle and ceases his raptard screech n >The tards are almost entirely wrangled now, and the wrangler begins to approach Neal to restrain him >Neal has no intention of putting up a fight >He is now content that he has had his revenge >As Neal is carried back to TardHQ by the wrangler he wave back toward me at the baseball field >"buypil" >"Cya tomorrow Neal" N----- aint got s--- on Neals athleticism

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Anon on the pros and cons of fat people | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 54 KB JPG 12/19/22(Mon)05:41:14 No.71455500 >>71455224 (OP) # pros >funnier when they fall down or get counterweights for pulley hurt >good systems >die faster >roll down hills with high velocity >can kill people by sitting on them cons >take up too much space >breathe too much air >breathe too loudly >more difficult to stop while rolling down a hill >get grease on everything they touch >don't die as quickly due to advances in modern medicine >allowed to go to hospitals >the entire fat acceptance movement >smell like dead skin fried in vomit >this one time a fat guy touched me >extra weight in transportation >requires more cloth for clothing and makes more sizes exist >breaks chairs >eats all the food >can't outrun attackers unless rolling down a hill It's mostly an inconvenience for nonfats, so some could argue a factor of dominance exhibited in a very strange way.

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anon has never been to SA | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous! 13 KB JPG 12/19/22 (Mon)11:33:00 No.127481676 Do these guys just go into hibernation when an event ends? Never heard of these guys doing anything but kicking a ball and killing each other. 88 Replies / 19 Images : Anonymous View Thread 12/19/22 (Mon)14:09:33 No.127485555 >>127481676 (OP) # >Never heard of these guys doing anything but kicking a ball and killing each other At least we don't kill Iraqis, or flee like little girls from the Taliban or the Vietnamese.

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Anon doesnt like zoomers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 63 KB PNG 12/19/22(Mon)05:37:54 No.71455459 every f------ zoomer talks the exact same i hate this generation of lobotomized tiktok drones >bro (skull emoji) devious ahh fr fr no cap bro L rizz (skull emoji) bussin bussin ong 13 Replies / 4 Images View Thread 12/19/22 (Mon)06:18:15 No.71455908 : Anonymous >>71455891 # This 4chan s--- get serious.. be ready to die behind it Anonymous >>71455891 # a real n---- would have said finna 12/19/22 (Mon)06:18:17 No.71455909

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Anon doesn't like oppenheimer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)05:36:02 No.891006561 oppenheimer.jpg.jpg 291 KB JPG > "oh im building a weapon that could destroy the planet" > builds a weapon that is able to destroy the planet > "oh no im sorry aaaahhhaa oh noooo" Robert Oppenheimer is a f------ idiot

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