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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Reddit mod visits 4chan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)09:49:50 No.69194037 File: 1668882839305452.png (605 KB, 1106x1012) >>69194027 I have never had sex

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Anon gets paranoid by the NOAA weather service | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous nur 300 12 KB JPG 08/19/21(Thu)22:30:47 No.65055296 >buy old radio from the salvation army store >comes with midwave, not regular AM >picking up channels I cant pick up on normal radios on both FM and AM frequencies >lots of strange channels from fox news you typically have to pay for to fringe political shows >currently listening to a rap song about how the vaccine will kill us while the sounds of actual screaming are coming across from an interfering channel did i buy some sort of haunted radio? some of the stuff is just typical maga s--- but the other half is legitimately odd stuff you would think they would get an FCC visit for

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Anon asks a serious question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous m 12/19/22(Mon)12:38:20 No.33640030 demon possession.jpg 631 KB JPG is this the only video evidence we have for demon possession? View Thread

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/fit/ gets mogged by chad gramps | /r/Greentext

File: 00222888.webm (1.11 MB, 1280x720) ECON >> Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)12:05:32 No.48783087 >>48783104 >>48783189 >>48784147 >>48785950 >>48786568 >>48787966 >>48788856 >>48792346 >>48776993 (OP) This one is a bit sad but I'll take it Mirin' Thread Anonymous 12/18/18(Tue)16:53:54 No.48776993 >>48777016 >>48777340 >>48777395 >>48777418 >>48777447 >>48779188 >>48779484>>48779692 >>48779867 >>48779911 >>48781594 >>48782322 >>48782875 >>48783087 >>48783608 >>48783715 >>48784106 >>48787319 >>48787910 >>48788362 >>48788878 >>48789442 >>48789771 Any quality looks lately lads? > be nearly 65 > wife catches up with old friend > I go out to say hello when she arrives > Friend looks at me and says "Wow, you look gorgeous! How can I get my husband to do that?' Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)14:51:48 No.48784147 ► >>48783087 Woah mister! Did you fight in the war? Based! Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)18:17:06 No.48785950 >>48783087 Based I wonder what are your stats, how did you get here and what makes you come back Share your wisdom with us, anon Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)19:13:38 No.48786568 ► >>48783087 Based Master Roshi Mode anon VER S ... >>48783104 Not always about the body Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:31:41 No.48788158 >>48788335 >>48788467 >>48788631 >>48788644 >>48788721 >>48788767 >>48789026 >>48789605 >>48789766 >>48789983 >>48790132 >>48790368 >>48791066 >>48791333 >>48791538 >>48791858 >>48791880 >>48792393 File: 8F32BCA3-10EE-4D0B-9DE7-5().jpg (164 KB, 750x1334) Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)12:10:18 No.48783104 ► >>48788158 >>48783087 Post body gramps. Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:45:56 No.48788335 >>48788158 holy chad I just got mogged by a 65 year old... Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:13:33 No.48788631 ► >>48788158 This guy was out mogging hippies at Woodstock. Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:21:45 No.48788721 ► >>48788158 based actual boomer SUMMER YOU Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)23:28:59 No.48789605 ► >>48788158 Lookin good sexy Santa. No h--- Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)12:23:18 No.48783189 >>48783087 based grandpa Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)23:42:51 No.48789766 ► >>48788158 >No images found Based and redpilled Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)01:37:45 No.48791066 ► >>48788158 dont ever leave /fit/ we need more boomers like you Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:15:51 No.48787966 ► >>48788162 >>48783087 Tell us about Vietnam Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)01:58:43 No.48791333► >>48788158 No f------ way you're 65. I'm impressed What are you doing on here anyways, pa? Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:31:53 No.48788162 >>48788509 >>48787966 >it ain't me starts playing Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)02:48:21 No.48791858 ► >>48788158 Based gramps sneaking onto 4chin in the retirement home Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)02:51:24 No.48791880 ► >>48788158 I hope I look like you when I'm older. Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:25:54 No.48788767 ► >>48788158 I hope to god you're dressing up as Santa and having coeds sit in your lap at the local Christkindlesmarkt. You're a stud. DURIA Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:58:04 No.48788467 >>48788158 I hope I'm fortunate enough to look like this some day. You look like you are full of life Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:14:33 No.48788644 >>48788158 God damn you look young Good job anon Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed) 22:46:06 No.48789026 ► >>48788158 I bet you killed so many f------ zipperheads in 'Nam Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)00:01:10 No.48789983 ► >>48788158 no way you're 65 Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)00:14:19 No.48790132 >>48788158 Lookin good!!!! Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)00:36:41 No.48790368 ► >>48788158 >literal boomers on this site Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)02:15:36 No.48791538 ► >>48788158 Based and boomerpilled Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)03:42:12 No.48792393 ► >>48788158 youre 65? f-----' hell, good on you man Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)03:37:27 No.48792346 ► >>48783087 Hey there pops, glad you figured how to use that there ol' Innernet

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anon lives in a society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)09:14:11 No.71455528 1671338006554330.jpg 171 KB JPG >wake up >still a t----- >still no gf at least i pass, but god damn life is suffering 152 Replies / 32 Images ICIC View Thread

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Anon lacks basic knowledge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ヤマツチモデルシップ 320 KB PNG 12/19/22(Mon) 09:23:35 No.71458204 >have liquid in cup >put item in cup >theres more liquid now that flows out of cup literally how

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Anon figures out how it lands | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: EmYP4HtT based or cringe? Posted by u/311ghtman 1 day ago 15.4k The US Army's next helicopter, the V-280 Valor, which will replace the Black Hawk. 1.6k Comments 12/07/22(Wed)09:24:12 No.407403843 Award N2808H 10 KB PNG Share Save *** file nna : Anonymous (ID: dFVuFWhC PRES 12/07/22 (Wed)09:32:45 No.407404472 >>407403843 (OP) # The blades will hit the ground when it lands, did the engineers realize this when they built it? >>407404571 # >>407404801 # >>407404820 # >>407404862 # >>407406015 # >>407407228 # >>407407748 # >>407408316 # >>407409652 # >>407412116 # >>407412158 # >>407416920 # >>407417862 # >>407428550 # : Anonymous (ID: 99050QZX 12/07/22(Wed)09:38:00 No.407404801 >>407404472 # >>407404571 # Retards it lands like this,

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Anon got ghosted again | /r/Greentext

24 KB JPG > be me > meet a girl > we start talking > I get attached > they leave > already happened 10 times > sometimes girls even approach me to ghost me later after I develop a crush on them > Honestly I dont have any remaining emotions I am about to disrespect every girl I will meet. Why do they hurt me for no reason? W--? Are all girls sadistic monsters? WHY TF DO YOU APPROACH A GUY WHEN YOU DONT WANT A RELATIONSHIP YOU STUPOID. I am going insane

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Anon tells the adventures of Neal the Tard - 8 The tardball game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:02:58 No.392518662 Neal: Story of the tardball game >Be in 8th grade >Be in last two weeks finally >Ms. Springer has organized a baseball game for the tards and all the kids who help them for that one period a day >Poor choices mang 200 Poe >Be day of event >Walk up to Neal who is sitting on home plate "You ready for the game bud?" >"haypil" >Turns out Neal doesn't like baseball very much >James walks up to Neal and I before the game commences "eyem guna kick yur butt gaybo" >Neal doesn't give a f---, as usual, and I simply disregard the tard ONE >All he wants to do is sit in the outfield until this s--- is over, but he has taken a liking to the batting part N >Be Neals turn up to bat, Ms. Springer is pitching under hand to all the tards, she has obviously under estimated Neals power despite her previous encounters >Ms. Springer throw the ball, Neal misses his first swing >I hear james from over at second base "hehah yah gaybo yur bad" >She tosses the ball a second time, and Neal misses yet again >James feels it is necessary to continue taunting Neal >"Tol yu aid bet yu gaybo" >Neal has had enough of this s--- >Seriousface.jpg Cont. Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:03:47 No.392518854 Neal cont. f--- the flood detection >Ms. Springer tosses the ball to Neal a third, and final time >Neal hits that f----- with all of his tard strength, it was as if the spirit of babe ruth had been reincarnated into a tard >The ball blazed straight toward James with the speed of a thousand blazing n------ >ohshit.jpg Por >BOOM, the ball cracks against his scull >Sweet dreams james >He's out f------ cold >Ms. Springer is now having a f------ break down (I personally think she should be praising god that the speeding object did not hit her for once) >She begins to shout at Neal >"Why do you always have to cause trouble!" >Neal does not like being yelled at >Neal taking the sign of aggression to heart commences his mighty raptard screech >The s--- storm is upon us >The tards run rampid, they have been consumed in rage Cont. Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:04:22 No.392518990 End of tardball game story, floods suck d--- >Tards are ramming other tards with their heads while wearing batting helmet, others are throwing the balls at the helpers at near mach 2 speeds due to their tard strength, thank god there was only one bat and it was possessed by Neal >Tardwranglers jump into action, despite being seriously under equipped they put up a good fight >The tardpocalypse was going on directly in front of me and I got front row seats >Chubby tard from my original story who was KO'd by the door now has on a batting helmet and can obviously not be affected by head injury >He charges Ms. Springer with his mighty tardnoserous stampede >The mighty tardnoserous hits ms. Springer with the combined tackling power of Ray Lewis and Lawrence Taylor >Down for the count Down for coun >Neal has won his battle and ceases his raptard screech n >The tards are almost entirely wrangled now, and the wrangler begins to approach Neal to restrain him >Neal has no intention of putting up a fight >He is now content that he has had his revenge >As Neal is carried back to TardHQ by the wrangler he wave back toward me at the baseball field >"buypil" >"Cya tomorrow Neal" N----- aint got s--- on Neals athleticism

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Anon on the pros and cons of fat people | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 54 KB JPG 12/19/22(Mon)05:41:14 No.71455500 >>71455224 (OP) # pros >funnier when they fall down or get counterweights for pulley hurt >good systems >die faster >roll down hills with high velocity >can kill people by sitting on them cons >take up too much space >breathe too much air >breathe too loudly >more difficult to stop while rolling down a hill >get grease on everything they touch >don't die as quickly due to advances in modern medicine >allowed to go to hospitals >the entire fat acceptance movement >smell like dead skin fried in vomit >this one time a fat guy touched me >extra weight in transportation >requires more cloth for clothing and makes more sizes exist >breaks chairs >eats all the food >can't outrun attackers unless rolling down a hill It's mostly an inconvenience for nonfats, so some could argue a factor of dominance exhibited in a very strange way.

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anon has never been to SA | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous! 13 KB JPG 12/19/22 (Mon)11:33:00 No.127481676 Do these guys just go into hibernation when an event ends? Never heard of these guys doing anything but kicking a ball and killing each other. 88 Replies / 19 Images : Anonymous View Thread 12/19/22 (Mon)14:09:33 No.127485555 >>127481676 (OP) # >Never heard of these guys doing anything but kicking a ball and killing each other At least we don't kill Iraqis, or flee like little girls from the Taliban or the Vietnamese.

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Anon doesnt like zoomers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 63 KB PNG 12/19/22(Mon)05:37:54 No.71455459 every f------ zoomer talks the exact same i hate this generation of lobotomized tiktok drones >bro (skull emoji) devious ahh fr fr no cap bro L rizz (skull emoji) bussin bussin ong 13 Replies / 4 Images View Thread 12/19/22 (Mon)06:18:15 No.71455908 : Anonymous >>71455891 # This 4chan s--- get serious.. be ready to die behind it Anonymous >>71455891 # a real n---- would have said finna 12/19/22 (Mon)06:18:17 No.71455909

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