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: Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)09:14:11 No.71455528 1671338006554330.jpg 171 KB JPG >wake up >still a t----- >still no gf at least i pass, but god damn life is suffering 152 Replies / 32 Images ICIC View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon lacks basic knowledge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ヤマツチモデルシップ 320 KB PNG 12/19/22(Mon) 09:23:35 No.71458204 >have liquid in cup >put item in cup >theres more liquid now that flows out of cup literally how

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Anon figures out how it lands | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: EmYP4HtT based or cringe? Posted by u/311ghtman 1 day ago 15.4k The US Army's next helicopter, the V-280 Valor, which will replace the Black Hawk. 1.6k Comments 12/07/22(Wed)09:24:12 No.407403843 Award N2808H 10 KB PNG Share Save *** file nna : Anonymous (ID: dFVuFWhC PRES 12/07/22 (Wed)09:32:45 No.407404472 >>407403843 (OP) # The blades will hit the ground when it lands, did the engineers realize this when they built it? >>407404571 # >>407404801 # >>407404820 # >>407404862 # >>407406015 # >>407407228 # >>407407748 # >>407408316 # >>407409652 # >>407412116 # >>407412158 # >>407416920 # >>407417862 # >>407428550 # : Anonymous (ID: 99050QZX 12/07/22(Wed)09:38:00 No.407404801 >>407404472 # >>407404571 # Retards it lands like this,

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Anon got ghosted again | /r/Greentext

24 KB JPG > be me > meet a girl > we start talking > I get attached > they leave > already happened 10 times > sometimes girls even approach me to ghost me later after I develop a crush on them > Honestly I dont have any remaining emotions I am about to disrespect every girl I will meet. Why do they hurt me for no reason? W--? Are all girls sadistic monsters? WHY TF DO YOU APPROACH A GUY WHEN YOU DONT WANT A RELATIONSHIP YOU STUPOID. I am going insane

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Anon tells the adventures of Neal the Tard - 8 The tardball game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:02:58 No.392518662 Neal: Story of the tardball game >Be in 8th grade >Be in last two weeks finally >Ms. Springer has organized a baseball game for the tards and all the kids who help them for that one period a day >Poor choices mang 200 Poe >Be day of event >Walk up to Neal who is sitting on home plate "You ready for the game bud?" >"haypil" >Turns out Neal doesn't like baseball very much >James walks up to Neal and I before the game commences "eyem guna kick yur butt gaybo" >Neal doesn't give a f---, as usual, and I simply disregard the tard ONE >All he wants to do is sit in the outfield until this s--- is over, but he has taken a liking to the batting part N >Be Neals turn up to bat, Ms. Springer is pitching under hand to all the tards, she has obviously under estimated Neals power despite her previous encounters >Ms. Springer throw the ball, Neal misses his first swing >I hear james from over at second base "hehah yah gaybo yur bad" >She tosses the ball a second time, and Neal misses yet again >James feels it is necessary to continue taunting Neal >"Tol yu aid bet yu gaybo" >Neal has had enough of this s--- >Seriousface.jpg Cont. Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:03:47 No.392518854 Neal cont. f--- the flood detection >Ms. Springer tosses the ball to Neal a third, and final time >Neal hits that f----- with all of his tard strength, it was as if the spirit of babe ruth had been reincarnated into a tard >The ball blazed straight toward James with the speed of a thousand blazing n------ >ohshit.jpg Por >BOOM, the ball cracks against his scull >Sweet dreams james >He's out f------ cold >Ms. Springer is now having a f------ break down (I personally think she should be praising god that the speeding object did not hit her for once) >She begins to shout at Neal >"Why do you always have to cause trouble!" >Neal does not like being yelled at >Neal taking the sign of aggression to heart commences his mighty raptard screech >The s--- storm is upon us >The tards run rampid, they have been consumed in rage Cont. Anonymous (ID: jcuVlk/g) 04/10/12(Tue)23:04:22 No.392518990 End of tardball game story, floods suck d--- >Tards are ramming other tards with their heads while wearing batting helmet, others are throwing the balls at the helpers at near mach 2 speeds due to their tard strength, thank god there was only one bat and it was possessed by Neal >Tardwranglers jump into action, despite being seriously under equipped they put up a good fight >The tardpocalypse was going on directly in front of me and I got front row seats >Chubby tard from my original story who was KO'd by the door now has on a batting helmet and can obviously not be affected by head injury >He charges Ms. Springer with his mighty tardnoserous stampede >The mighty tardnoserous hits ms. Springer with the combined tackling power of Ray Lewis and Lawrence Taylor >Down for the count Down for coun >Neal has won his battle and ceases his raptard screech n >The tards are almost entirely wrangled now, and the wrangler begins to approach Neal to restrain him >Neal has no intention of putting up a fight >He is now content that he has had his revenge >As Neal is carried back to TardHQ by the wrangler he wave back toward me at the baseball field >"buypil" >"Cya tomorrow Neal" N----- aint got s--- on Neals athleticism

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Anon on the pros and cons of fat people | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 54 KB JPG 12/19/22(Mon)05:41:14 No.71455500 >>71455224 (OP) # pros >funnier when they fall down or get counterweights for pulley hurt >good systems >die faster >roll down hills with high velocity >can kill people by sitting on them cons >take up too much space >breathe too much air >breathe too loudly >more difficult to stop while rolling down a hill >get grease on everything they touch >don't die as quickly due to advances in modern medicine >allowed to go to hospitals >the entire fat acceptance movement >smell like dead skin fried in vomit >this one time a fat guy touched me >extra weight in transportation >requires more cloth for clothing and makes more sizes exist >breaks chairs >eats all the food >can't outrun attackers unless rolling down a hill It's mostly an inconvenience for nonfats, so some could argue a factor of dominance exhibited in a very strange way.

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anon has never been to SA | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous! 13 KB JPG 12/19/22 (Mon)11:33:00 No.127481676 Do these guys just go into hibernation when an event ends? Never heard of these guys doing anything but kicking a ball and killing each other. 88 Replies / 19 Images : Anonymous View Thread 12/19/22 (Mon)14:09:33 No.127485555 >>127481676 (OP) # >Never heard of these guys doing anything but kicking a ball and killing each other At least we don't kill Iraqis, or flee like little girls from the Taliban or the Vietnamese.

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Anon doesnt like zoomers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 63 KB PNG 12/19/22(Mon)05:37:54 No.71455459 every f------ zoomer talks the exact same i hate this generation of lobotomized tiktok drones >bro (skull emoji) devious ahh fr fr no cap bro L rizz (skull emoji) bussin bussin ong 13 Replies / 4 Images View Thread 12/19/22 (Mon)06:18:15 No.71455908 : Anonymous >>71455891 # This 4chan s--- get serious.. be ready to die behind it Anonymous >>71455891 # a real n---- would have said finna 12/19/22 (Mon)06:18:17 No.71455909

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Anon doesn't like oppenheimer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)05:36:02 No.891006561 oppenheimer.jpg.jpg 291 KB JPG > "oh im building a weapon that could destroy the planet" > builds a weapon that is able to destroy the planet > "oh no im sorry aaaahhhaa oh noooo" Robert Oppenheimer is a f------ idiot

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Anon is a great dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)00:19:20 No.359600273 ► >>359600448 >>359600491 >>359600539 >>359600560 >>359600601 >>359600602 >>359600625 >>359600764 File: Spoiler Image (82 KB, 528x960) >>359599614 Its not much of a story anon ill give you the quick green txt version. >Be about 6 yrs ago >Meet a grill on FB >We hit it off and date >Few months into it she gets pregnant >We decide on adoption >Fast forward to delivery day >As my daughter is born I decide I cant/wolnt give her away >Baby momma tells me she doesnt want her and if I want to keep her its all on me >I say alright take the child and move back in with family >Raise the child for 4 years on my own with no help from her mother >My family helps out here and there >Finally save up enough to get a place for us and pay rent a year in advance >We move into a one bedroom >She gets the bedroom I sleep on the pullout >She is 5 now her bday is on the 17th >Ive worked as much as I can so she will have stuff for her bday and christmas >pic related its last xmas hoe

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Anon wants to know the deeper meaning | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/17/22(Sat)13:21:10 No.21396795 THE TURNER DIARIES EQUALITY POLKE Andrew Macdonald 481368E1-759B-448B-BE33-A6265CBA477A.jpg 50 KB JPG >book is about a Jewish conspiracy to eradicate all whites and promote minorities >protagonist leads a group of righteous whites to kill all minorities, Jews, and liberals What did the author mean by this?

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 79 KB JPG 12/18/22(Sun)20:51:56 No.71449687 >be me >live in a college dormatory >share a room with an even worse robot than me >face and body are on the same level >roommate is always moody and untalkative, to the point that i havent talked to him for months >he still has friends in the dorm >girls talk to him in the corridor >i havent made any friends here in 1.5 years >sometimes make a small talk with people in the kitchen >still, nobody initiates an interaction with me, i have to start the conversation every time >never get invited anywhere what the f--- is wrong with me am i f------ dead thats the only explaination that makes sense

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Anon hates Cherrie Lorraine | /r/Greentext

File: pepeee.png (89 KB, 615x595) >this is too easy >it arrives f--- Cherrie Lorraine Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)17:05:39 No.890967606 [Reply] >be me >feeling lonely lately >decide to listen to asmrs on yt >heaven.jpeg >feels like real human being >feel loved >feel good >listen to Cherrie Lorraine >feeling really good and wanted. >win.jpeg >find out that she is f------ modelling and using her body for money >don't listen to her s--- anymore >loneliness marches in like a f------ lion again >don't even want to fap anymore >just want someone to hold me and makes me feel wanted >idea.mp4 >look online for sexdoll >buy one from japanese guy with 40% off >huge package, huge t---. Just how I like it >decide to wait with the ceremony for the weekend >must be special.jfif >weekend rolls around >lay sexdoll on bed and pretend to come home from work >instantly hug her and feel her first class ass >loneliness gone >don't feel like Blade Runner guy anymore >mfw a sexdoll saved me from my loneliness

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