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Anonymous 12/17/22(Sat)02:49:42 No.8277382 >meet >shake hand >compliment >compliment >tell a joke >tell a joke >tell a joke >high five >tickle >whisper sweet nothings >hug >hug >kiss hand >kiss hand >kiss cheek >kiss cheek >slap buttcheek >slap buttcheek >slap buttcheek >passionate kiss >passionate kiss >woohoo >all this done in one afternoon why is it not this simple in real life ?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri)12:28:31 No.890855825 >random summer >be 13 >go over to friend's place >he is 12 >he really wants to play FIFA 08 >I dont >ok make a bet, stand on one leg, the one who lasts longer wins >ok friendo >im about to win, friend is losing balance >his sister in the background watching us >she is 17 >pulls up her tank top to flash her t--- and winks at me (friend didnt see it because she was behind his back) >immediately lose balance and fall like a sack of potato >you ok, Anon? >mfw >had to play FIFA all afternoon >still worth it

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: Anonymous 26 KB JPG >Wake up >Get Burger King for breakfast >Get to work >S--- myself >Go home 12/16/22(Fri) 14:42:12 No.890861302 >Sleep >Do it all over again Is this all there is to life? : Anonymous >>890861302 (OP) # No. There's always McDonalds breakfast, better than Bk anyways. Anonymous >>890861302 (OP) # What is your job? 12/16/22(Fri)14:44:25 No.890861396 Anonymous >>890861302 (OP) # >S--- myself You understand big boys go to the bathroom right? 12/16/22(Fri)14:51:39 No.890861741 12/16/22(Fri) 14:53:52 No.890861838 12/16/22 (Fri)15:02:45 No.890862201 : Anonymous >>890861302 (OP) # >>Get Burger King for breakfast Americans were a mistake

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: Anonymous >Be me, bored Anon >Decide to create Reddit account dedicated to shitposting greentexts >Call myself the Green TextKing >Amass 450k of karma >It was almost all fake and gay >Thought it was funny to make a Reddit user whose entire identity is shitposting greentexts. >The only real s--- was my tard wrangler stories. >Only identifying details for operational security. Can't lose normie job. I have to be able to afford my KING 12/16/22(Fri)11:22:39 No.890853539 577 KB PNG degenerate life of s--- tier chicken wings and beer >Decide to come back because I still have tard wrangler stories to tell >Be me, 30 year old tard wrangler and prolific s--- poster

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Anonymous 45 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed)23:29:21 No.177907579 ITT: inaccurate movie details that make the film unwatchable >at 50:35 in "It" (2017) a LEGO model with lime parts is dropped. 2x2 slopes in lime were not released until 2010. "It" is set in 1989.

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Anon doesnt understand women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri)09:36:22 No.71421148 132 KB PNG >Be me >See girl I know carrying her cat, Nook >"Hi Anon. I was just at vet, Nook was getting big so I wanted to see what was wrong." Nook is fat as f--- and looks high >"Anon, can you believe it? They charged me $100 just for a check up and some test! In the end the vet just told me nothing was wrong with Nook. He was just fat and needed to lose weight." I laugh >"You should taken the cat to me. I would have told you the same thing but for free!" Laugh more >Girl gets upset and storms off >Doesnt speak to me for months Why are women like this?

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He probably lost all his bank along with gamestop stocks | /r/Greentext

File: 1395093168358.png-(305 KB, 495x470, 1394387815629.png) First National Bank of Gamestop Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)14:52 UTC-7 No.235956257 Replies: >>235956687 >>235956926 >>235956992 >>235957246 Does anyone else use Gamestop as a bank? I got really p----- off with US Bank because I kept overdrafting my account even though I opted out, and the same thing happened with my credit union when I got a debit card. Now whenever I get paid I go preorder a whole shitload of games. Whenever I need money, I go to the nearest gamestop and ask for my money back on a game I don't want and make a withdrawal. The lines are shorter at gamestop than at the bank and I can trade in old games and have money go straight to my savings account. Gamestops are just as prevalent as banks in my town and I work at a mall so it's even more convenient than running an errand to the bank or using an ATM and getting charged. The gamestop people are starting to catch on that I'm just moving money around and only buying one preordered game a year, if that, but there isn't s--- they can do about it. The best part is, since I always preorder every game coming out I'm still guaranteed to get all the exclusive content whether or not I'm sure I want a certain game. It's like they're rewarding me for banking with them. Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)14:56 UTC-7 No.235956687 Replies: >>235957157 >>235956257 (OP) I can't decide if you're retarded or brilliant.

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Anon impresses his female coworker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 410 KB PNG 12/15/22(Thu)08:57:23 >Be me, wage cuck at office job >Mostly work with women but theyre all old >Get s--- on because I'm bottom of the ladder, but work harder than anyone else. >New employee shows up >She's a qt and around my age No.71407948 >Im made to show her the ropes H-------- this is my chance. >We start chating and shooting the s--- >Politics is brought up F--- dont screw this up >Mention something stupid about how most politicans are great at lying. >"Oh so you read the papers too, Anon?" >"Uh-h, yeah sure" She's visibly impressed Turns out the mayor was caught doing some illegal s--- and caught lying about it. Qt girl is big into politics and reads the papers religiously. She now thinks I'm an intellectual like her. Despite me really being a black pilled wage cuck. I dont know how long I can keep the charade up.

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: Anonymous 95 KB JPG 12/16/22(Fri)13:47:55 No.621374951 >tfw you realize Big Smoke's Cluckin' Bell order really wasn't that large since he's also ordering for CJ, Ryder and Sweet

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File: flat,800x800,075,f.jpg (44 KB, 550x452) haha weed Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri)03:18:44 No.28777596 oh yeah i dun f----- up good this time >be me, male, 20 >bi as hell and massive femboy >have a cute bear bf who's a whole generation older than me (it's important later trust) >a few hours ago >done with school so decide to take a weed edible to celebrate >get on and play games with my bf and the crew >oshit.jpg the high's kickin in >kinda took a bit too much but idk because high sex is f------ amazing >seduce the bf with some cute fem clothes, probably fumble awkwardly over words cause i'm f------ stoned >riding, letsafuckingo.wav >randomly remember that one audio clip of the girl saying "f--- my ass and call me obama" >start giggling uncontrollably >bf slaps my ass and goes "what's so funny huh?" >i literally cannot stop myself >as loud as i can i moan >"F--- MY ASS AND CALL ME OBAMA~" >pure horror on the bf's face >he literally GRABS me to stop me and is like anon w-- did you just say >i am dying laughing >he plops me down on the bed and leaves the bedroom welp that was fun while it lasted

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They fight for kids cutting their genitals and having sex with aliens Star Wars in a nutshell Anonymous 12/15/22(Thu)11:10:16 No.177913773 ► >>177914014>>177914082 >>177914246 >>177914258 >>177914281 >>177914430 >>17791443 How can you be unironically anti-Empire? Anonymous 12/15/22(Thu)12:21:13 No. 177915079 ► File: Cw1LxcxXgAAA-fX.jpg (74 KB, 624x391) >Driving home from work >Some fat balding neckbeard soiboy in front of me has a Resistance decal from the new movies on his back windshield >"Die, Rebel SCUM!" >He looks visibly hurt >I laugh >Pull up next to him at the light >Give him the finger with my Darth Vader watch clearly visible >Light turns green >Peel out and drive off Rebelfags suck cocks Anonymous 12/15/22(Thu)12:55:46 No.177915722 ► >>177922183 >>177914082 >>177918328 They fight for kids having a secure youth and becoming good human parents/citizens in the future >>177914014 >George Lucas was a hippie >he said since day 1 that Str Wars a critic of Nixon/Reagan's America >"Hollywood is run by white slavers" - George Lucas, this century >he literally support the SJW narrative of Disney's Star Wars >Star Wars is still producing content today ☐ Anonymous 12/15/22(Thu)14:55:11 No.177918486 ► >>177920551 >yuuzhan vong exists >Palp created the definitive army to protect the Galaxy >Mon Mothma and her New Republic (of Weimar in Space) dismantle the army and big guns >yuuzhan vong destroy 80% of the Galaxy >women ruin everything >Disney decanonised yuuzhan vong >realised that now they have a cartoon villain >recanonised yuuzhan vong as grysk hegemony, so the Empire doesn't look retard cartoonish af Palp, the Ultimate Patriot.

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