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File: flat,800x800,075,f.jpg (44 KB, 550x452) haha weed Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri)03:18:44 No.28777596 oh yeah i dun f----- up good this time >be me, male, 20 >bi as hell and massive femboy >have a cute bear bf who's a whole generation older than me (it's important later trust) >a few hours ago >done with school so decide to take a weed edible to celebrate >get on and play games with my bf and the crew >oshit.jpg the high's kickin in >kinda took a bit too much but idk because high sex is f------ amazing >seduce the bf with some cute fem clothes, probably fumble awkwardly over words cause i'm f------ stoned >riding, letsafuckingo.wav >randomly remember that one audio clip of the girl saying "f--- my ass and call me obama" >start giggling uncontrollably >bf slaps my ass and goes "what's so funny huh?" >i literally cannot stop myself >as loud as i can i moan >"F--- MY ASS AND CALL ME OBAMA~" >pure horror on the bf's face >he literally GRABS me to stop me and is like anon w-- did you just say >i am dying laughing >he plops me down on the bed and leaves the bedroom welp that was fun while it lasted

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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