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Anon gets flustered | /r/Greentext
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![File: lökjda.jpg (16 KB, 256x256) Anonymous 08/12/22 (Fri)09:47:31 No.69779647 [Reply] >be me, nearing 22 and haven't had sex or a gf or anything before >diagnosed Aspergers in childhood >go online and search how to get a gf >fall into the red pill hole >start upgrading career, aiming for a high paying government position >on good track there >go to gym 6 times a week and have workouts that are so hard that I almost puke regularly >still spergy as f--- despite trying to acquire social skills >I don't know how to do facial or body language so I mostly try awkwardly smiling at people or just have a neutral face (I once laughed when a coworker told me her cat died so I prefer being neutral to that) >now everyone knows me as the 6'3" 25 year old bodybuilder looking dude that is between looking spergy and like a psychopath >Chubby dudes who never touched a weight in their lives and have low paying jobs are getting decent looking gfs and wives meanwhile, many people around me thinking about starting families and quite a few married >women are more terrified of me than before, at least back then I was mostly invisible >I actually feel like my chances at getting a gf have dropped significantly because of getting a higher status job and lifting passionately How the f--- is this even possible, did I just break the red pill philosophy? What do I do now boys?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/420/222/f78.png "Anon has Aspergers | /r/Greentext")
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