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O Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)16:09:31 UTC-7 No.512174620 Replies: >>512175571 >>512175575 >>512175783 >>512176376 >>512176557 >>512176565 >>512177862 >>512178206 >>512179616 >>512180187 >>512180465 >>512181819 >>512181907 >>512182163 >>512182390 >>512182706 >>512183017 >>512183387 >>512185028 >>512185538 >>512186051 Why are American airports to s---? >decide to go on holiday to America >plane lands at JFK airport >all the American passengers start clapping as the plane comes to a stop >GOOD JAAAB, GOOD JAAAB CLAPCLAPCLAP >Hamburgers start falling out of the overhead compartments >American passengers start paying tips to the other passengers based on their in-flight performance >clapping intensifies >fireworks and streamers burst everywhere >F--- this, quickly make my way to the exit of the plane >other amiercans also making way to the exit >they see the captain >"GOOD JAAAB, YOU WERE GREAT, AMAZING FLIGHT SIR, GOOD JAAAAAB" >enter the terminal building >hamburger music starts playing >greeted by an immigration officer >he already knows my name, age, address and the exact time (to the second) i took my last s--- because NSA >still hear faint clapping and screams of "good jaaaab" coming from down the other way >the immigration officer says i need a cavity search >he sticks his fat sausage fingers into my arse >im in so much pain, his fingers are easily as girthy as a pringles tin >OK SIR, GOOD JAAAB WE'RE ALL CLEAR HERE >hands me a 20% tip >walk out of the cavity search room and are greeted to a round of applause from a group of overweight americlaps >GO000OD JAAAAAB f--- american airports. F--- THEM. >> O Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)16:11:48 UTC-7 No.512174942 Replies: >>512175081 >>512175571 >»512175771 >>512177045 >>512180924 >>512181819 >>512182261 >>512182759 >>512183017 >>512183387 >>512185028 >>512185615 We get excited when our flight ends on a runway and not in an office building.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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