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[Advertise on 4chan] [Index] [Catalog] [Bottom] 1382221398559.jpg (85 KB, 612x612) google yandex iqdb wait Imagine the following Anonymous 12/15/22(Thu)19:19:16 No.28774584 >be mtf >you come out to parents >your mom is completely unaccepting, misgenders you all the time >figure it's just typical boomershit and shrug it off >one day, during a particularly heated argument, she snaps >"why are you throwing away your perfectly good body? I would f------ kill to be a man" >she freezes, realizing what she just admitted to How do you respond?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon doesnt understand women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri)09:36:22 No.71421148 132 KB PNG >Be me >See girl I know carrying her cat, Nook >"Hi Anon. I was just at vet, Nook was getting big so I wanted to see what was wrong." Nook is fat as f--- and looks high >"Anon, can you believe it? They charged me $100 just for a check up and some test! In the end the vet just told me nothing was wrong with Nook. He was just fat and needed to lose weight." I laugh >"You should taken the cat to me. I would have told you the same thing but for free!" Laugh more >Girl gets upset and storms off >Doesnt speak to me for months Why are women like this?

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He probably lost all his bank along with gamestop stocks | /r/Greentext

File: 1395093168358.png-(305 KB, 495x470, 1394387815629.png) First National Bank of Gamestop Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)14:52 UTC-7 No.235956257 Replies: >>235956687 >>235956926 >>235956992 >>235957246 Does anyone else use Gamestop as a bank? I got really p----- off with US Bank because I kept overdrafting my account even though I opted out, and the same thing happened with my credit union when I got a debit card. Now whenever I get paid I go preorder a whole shitload of games. Whenever I need money, I go to the nearest gamestop and ask for my money back on a game I don't want and make a withdrawal. The lines are shorter at gamestop than at the bank and I can trade in old games and have money go straight to my savings account. Gamestops are just as prevalent as banks in my town and I work at a mall so it's even more convenient than running an errand to the bank or using an ATM and getting charged. The gamestop people are starting to catch on that I'm just moving money around and only buying one preordered game a year, if that, but there isn't s--- they can do about it. The best part is, since I always preorder every game coming out I'm still guaranteed to get all the exclusive content whether or not I'm sure I want a certain game. It's like they're rewarding me for banking with them. Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)14:56 UTC-7 No.235956687 Replies: >>235957157 >>235956257 (OP) I can't decide if you're retarded or brilliant.

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Anon impresses his female coworker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 410 KB PNG 12/15/22(Thu)08:57:23 >Be me, wage cuck at office job >Mostly work with women but theyre all old >Get s--- on because I'm bottom of the ladder, but work harder than anyone else. >New employee shows up >She's a qt and around my age No.71407948 >Im made to show her the ropes H-------- this is my chance. >We start chating and shooting the s--- >Politics is brought up F--- dont screw this up >Mention something stupid about how most politicans are great at lying. >"Oh so you read the papers too, Anon?" >"Uh-h, yeah sure" She's visibly impressed Turns out the mayor was caught doing some illegal s--- and caught lying about it. Qt girl is big into politics and reads the papers religiously. She now thinks I'm an intellectual like her. Despite me really being a black pilled wage cuck. I dont know how long I can keep the charade up.

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Anon preaches fat acceptance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 95 KB JPG 12/16/22(Fri)13:47:55 No.621374951 >tfw you realize Big Smoke's Cluckin' Bell order really wasn't that large since he's also ordering for CJ, Ryder and Sweet

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Anon is a femboy | /r/Greentext

File: flat,800x800,075,f.jpg (44 KB, 550x452) haha weed Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri)03:18:44 No.28777596 oh yeah i dun f----- up good this time >be me, male, 20 >bi as hell and massive femboy >have a cute bear bf who's a whole generation older than me (it's important later trust) >a few hours ago >done with school so decide to take a weed edible to celebrate >get on and play games with my bf and the crew >oshit.jpg the high's kickin in >kinda took a bit too much but idk because high sex is f------ amazing >seduce the bf with some cute fem clothes, probably fumble awkwardly over words cause i'm f------ stoned >riding, letsafuckingo.wav >randomly remember that one audio clip of the girl saying "f--- my ass and call me obama" >start giggling uncontrollably >bf slaps my ass and goes "what's so funny huh?" >i literally cannot stop myself >as loud as i can i moan >"F--- MY ASS AND CALL ME OBAMA~" >pure horror on the bf's face >he literally GRABS me to stop me and is like anon w-- did you just say >i am dying laughing >he plops me down on the bed and leaves the bedroom welp that was fun while it lasted

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Anons took the redpill about Star Wars | /r/Greentext

They fight for kids cutting their genitals and having sex with aliens Star Wars in a nutshell Anonymous 12/15/22(Thu)11:10:16 No.177913773 ► >>177914014>>177914082 >>177914246 >>177914258 >>177914281 >>177914430 >>17791443 How can you be unironically anti-Empire? Anonymous 12/15/22(Thu)12:21:13 No. 177915079 ► File: Cw1LxcxXgAAA-fX.jpg (74 KB, 624x391) >Driving home from work >Some fat balding neckbeard soiboy in front of me has a Resistance decal from the new movies on his back windshield >"Die, Rebel SCUM!" >He looks visibly hurt >I laugh >Pull up next to him at the light >Give him the finger with my Darth Vader watch clearly visible >Light turns green >Peel out and drive off Rebelfags suck cocks Anonymous 12/15/22(Thu)12:55:46 No.177915722 ► >>177922183 >>177914082 >>177918328 They fight for kids having a secure youth and becoming good human parents/citizens in the future >>177914014 >George Lucas was a hippie >he said since day 1 that Str Wars a critic of Nixon/Reagan's America >"Hollywood is run by white slavers" - George Lucas, this century >he literally support the SJW narrative of Disney's Star Wars >Star Wars is still producing content today ☐ Anonymous 12/15/22(Thu)14:55:11 No.177918486 ► >>177920551 >yuuzhan vong exists >Palp created the definitive army to protect the Galaxy >Mon Mothma and her New Republic (of Weimar in Space) dismantle the army and big guns >yuuzhan vong destroy 80% of the Galaxy >women ruin everything >Disney decanonised yuuzhan vong >realised that now they have a cartoon villain >recanonised yuuzhan vong as grysk hegemony, so the Empire doesn't look retard cartoonish af Palp, the Ultimate Patriot.

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is this really it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/22(Wed)10:05:49 No.69038492 FC22C99A-3FC7-41 CA-954C-D6C0D11D912B.jpg >wake up >work >work out >go home >eat >go to bed is this really it 158 KB JPG

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Anon wants the clussy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/16/20(Wed)13:41:04 No.842420881 >be me >dating a clown bitch >ask her if shes horny >she honks her nose once for yes >go to bedroom 34 KB JPG >realize i am out of condoms >mfw she ties my d--- into a balloon animal so we don't have to worry about making any little circus freaks clown poon is best poon. Anonymous God I wish I could f--- clown girls. 12/16/20(Wed)13:42:42 No.842420977 : Anonymous >>842420881 (OP) # Tfw you will never have a clown gf that blows your d--- 4 ft long and wraps it into a giraffe 12/16/20(Wed)13:44:06 No.842421074

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anon is a refrigerator | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 375 KB PNG : Anonymous >>71281967 (OP) # >built like a fridge kek >>71282013 # 12/06/22(Tue)14:27:04 No.71281967 >6'2, built like a fridge >All my fantasies revolve around crossdressing, being feminized and cosplaying as my favorite anime girls men. >>71282013 # 12/06/22(Tue)14:29:11 No.71281980 : Anonymous >>71281967 (OP) # Why is it so often like this? 12/06/22(Tue)14:29:23 No.71281982 I think women, especially female teachers, target their emasculation efforts on masculine-looking boys and 12/06/22(Tue) 14:34:03 No.71282013 : Anonymous >>71281980 # I mean that my body is absolutely NOT built to look anywhere close to a femoids. >>71281982 # I've lived my entire 22 years of life in a s----- eastern european small town. I definitely wasn't groomed to be this way.

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Bats out of hell | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2.4 MB JPG 12/15/22(Thu)20:33:59 No.71416679 >Buy a house in the suburbs >Build an around 30 foot tall hygieostatic bat roost, kinda like pic related >Put a flagpole on top flying a "Defund the HOA" flag illuminated by lamps at night >When the local HOA does get p-----, they can't do s--- about it because several species of bats are federally protected plus I can say it's natural pest control Thoughts? I also have plans on planting giant sequoia saplings in people's yards because, like bats, they are protected by law so the HOA and the homeowner watches over the years as a tree they can't remove slowly starts destroying their house. I just love the idea of being the radical environmentalist version of Bonnie and Clyde, going around pissing off HOAs across the country

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Anon's gf is Windows 10 voice assistant | /r/Greentext

Anonymous D 148 KB PNG 03/23/18(Fri)05:09:11 No.440737 >sister's wedding is tomorrow >I got a +1 >my mom suggested I bring Cortana >she doesn't realize I talk to my pc- >mfw I need to pay an escort six hundred dollars to pretend her name is Cortana tomorrow 3 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anon can teach English | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>69272480 (OP) # "workout" is a noun; you mean "work out". "everyday" is an adjective; you mean "every day". >>69273960 # : Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri)08:48:52 No.69273527 >>69273527 # Yourmom 12/16/22(Fri)10:16:09 No.69273960

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