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Anonymous (ID: Z/6fH2x/ 26 KB JPG 02/19/18(Mon)07:42:29 No.161082716 Alex went to school and got shot dead. How are you Americans going to stop this weird problem ? Anonymous (ID: WTOe2XN5 02/19/18(Mon)07:45:05 No.161082898 >>161082716 (OP) # >How are you Americans going to stop this weird problem ? I'm pretty confident Alex won't be shot dead again, so I think we have this one covered. >>161083006 # >>161086083 # >>161086843 # >>161086991 #

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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File: image.jpg (188 KB, 500x833) Anonymous 04/17/15(Fri) 15:37:43 No.610530903 >>610531137 >>610531197 >>610531519 >>610531770 >>610531989 >>610532139 >>610532140 >>610532559 >>610532941 >>610533007 >>610533606 >>610533895 >>610534399 >>610534550 >>610535082 >>610537050 >Be me >Live in Riverwood >Nephew Hadvar wanders back from wherever the hell he's been >Tells me of a dragon in Helgen, has a rescued traveler with him >The rescued traveler and I talk a bit >Every time I begin to speak he cuts me off >It's my civic duty. Whiterun needs to know. >It's beginning to get Dark >Tell him he can take what he needs for his Journey >Watch helplessly as the traveler rushes around my home stuffing all my food, including whole cheese wheels into his pockets >Takes all my gold etc. >Traveler suddenly stops and does not move for over an hour >WHO THE HELL DID YOU BRING HOME HADVAR.pdf >After 12 hours the traveler finally exits my home >Go outside the next day to work at the forge >Traveler is out here >Makes 61 daggers >Who is this demon.

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Anon looks at the positives | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)10:36:14 No.14533821 File: 80we07h.jpg (9 KB, 198x255) >starts exam >tough problem >get frustrated >eventually figure it out >dopamine hit >finish problem >look closer at earlier work >forgot the negative >mfw I have to do it all over again i hate women so much it's unreal

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atheist are soy drinking fgt,s btw | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: fg3UlYyj SO CH 786 KB PNG 11/17/22(Thu)22:21:09 No.404940663 >vegetarian >atheist >feminist >climbed a 3000 ft mountain with no equipment really makes you think... Anonymous (ID: 26AOZQBf) 11/17/22(Thu)22:23:58 No.404940905 >>404940663 (OP) # >3000ft mountain So like a small hill? >>404941215 # >>404941396 # >>404942147 # >>404942479 #

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dracula browses /fit/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 47 KB JPG : Anonymous >>67428128 # Anonymous 43 KB JPG 07/02/22(Sat) 14:25:11 No.67425733 >spiders and spider webs on the home gym weights again should i just get a gym membership? 07/02/22(Sat) 14:26:34 No.67425751 07/02/22(Sat) 14:32:52 No.67425828 >creak open the door to my home gym >cobwebs on the weights >bats flying around >organ music blasting on my speakers yup... it's lifting time >>67426657 # >>67427373 # >>67430065 # >>67430397 #

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anon wants to buy wifi | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous THESE 2 OFFICERS HAVE KILLED OVER 250 PEOPLE WHILE ON DUTY. WHY HAVEN'T THEY BEEN PUNISHED? 1.07 MB PNG 10/31/16(Mon)18:00:10 No.57330160 >new neighbors just moved right next to me >they tell me to not use WiFi because their son has WiFi sickness What's the most powerful router with the longest range for under $250?

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anons post makes the front page | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 01/10/21(Sun)17:38:56 No.844517011 >create post on r/medical >five minutes later get message from the repostsluethbot >'hey, your OC made the front page!' I sincerely doubt a picture of bumps on my a------ made the front page

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Anons jeans are cursed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous A curse upon my anoose 160 KB JPG 11/17/22(Thu)15:21:54 No.71020058 >have a pair of jeans like picrel >wore them twice after i bought them >first time i was driving to work >fart >feel ass all greasy and moist >turns out i s--- myself >go home and switch pants, no witnesses >second time im at a bar,mildly drunk >go to bathroom stall to piss >fart, s--- myself >quickly leave bar and ditch friends,think no one noticed >yesterday i was moving stuff to new apartment >i just spilled coffee on my pants >open drawer, the only pair of jeans left is the ones i s--- myself in TWICE I have a job interview in 30 mins and this is the only pair of pants i have to wear.Already feeling my guts churn and stomach hurting Im going to s--- myself today, arent I?

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Germanon makes a few observations about Dunkirk evacuations | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: sTRQerTH ) == DUNKIRK JULY 20 88 KB JPG 11/17/22(Thu)01:19:26 No.404736471 >get your ass kicked by the Nazis >have to leave all your gear while you evacuate your troops with everything that floats >Nazis kind enough not to massacre you on the beaches >immediately start blaming the French >make jokes about how they are cowards for getting defeated by the same enemy that defeated you >claim an embarrassing defeat was actually a victory >sit back and let daddy America win the war for you >still lose your entire empire in the process >continue to make propaganda about it three quarters of a century later >>404747813 # Anonymous (ID: Slmajxke 11/17/22(Thu)01:20:49 No.404736654 >>404736471 (OP) # >sit back and let daddy America win the war for you I know you're trying to stick it to the anglos but cmon man : Anonymous (ID: wzNEKMrR) 11/17/22(Thu)01:22:04 No.404736872 Read a little history, and you wonder why everyone in Europe hated the Germans so much. Read a lot of history, and you wonder why more people didn't 101 KB JPG hate the Germans. >>404738030 # >>404738104 # >>404741793 # >>404746587 # >>404746947 # >>404747966 # >>404748689 # >>404751438 # >>404755079 # >>404756151 # >>404759912 # >>404762239 # >>404765471 # >>404766372 # >>404774652 # >>404782455 # >>404787074 # >>404793025 #

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Anon’s ass is itchy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous NHS WE WILLLL Itchy bottom SAM How to ease an itchy bettem yourself VEITTg etisha 7317 ✔ GELME SMA ✔ 124 KB PNG 5 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous I think I've found a good reason to wash every day bros. Never used to bother me, sitting around not washing for a few days, but maybe it's age. What things have you learnt about yourself lately r9k? Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu)16:39:05 No.71024409 CERTIFIED >had an itchy bottom for weeks >notice when I wash more it doesn't itch so POOP N---- 7 KB JPG much >wash every day, itching goes away >stop washing every day and itching comes back >>71024409 jesus christ you people are absolutely disgusting View Thread 11/17/22(Thu)16:42:27 No.71024454 11/17/22(Thu)16:46:09 No.71024494 local anon discovers that hygiene has actual functions

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All laced up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 11/15/22(Tue)00:01:42 No.28368438 >be me >be cute part time femboy >enjoy wearing panties/lingerie under boy clothes sometimes >out running errands >feeling-productive.gif >decide to get iced coffee >tasty-energy.png >decide to go to gym >get solid workout but sweaty >decide to take shower before leaving >in locker room, take off shirt >pants >forgot im wearing pink Lacey panties >3 guys also changing near me notice mfw

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Anon treats his GI Joes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 186 KB PNG 08/02/21(Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you shopping for your sister or cousin?" >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"

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searches a trap.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 356 KB JPG 02/09/21 (Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped

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Anonymous (ID: Z/6fH2x/ 26 KB JPG 02/19/18(Mon)07:42:29 No.161082716 Alex went to school and got shot dead. How are you Americans going to stop this weird problem ? Anonymous (ID: WTOe2XN5 02/19/18(Mon)07:45:05 No.161082898 >>161082716 (OP) # >How are you Americans going to stop this weird problem ? I'm pretty confident Alex won't be shot dead again, so I think we have this one covered. >>161083006 # >>161086083 # >>161086843 # >>161086991 #

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