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JIMMY EAT WORLD 1 FUTURES 34 KB JPG >be me at 16, the year is 2005 >Walking home from football practice in the cold rain >It's going to be my last practice as I told coach I'm done >Mental health was down the drain >On the way home my brother drives by and sees me walking, picks me up >We go over to best buy since he was looking to get a nice TV >They have GameCubes for cheap, I pick one up and a copy of Zelda wind waker >Brother takes me home and we trade off playing, parents aren't home and he stays the night >The next morning he leaves for work, I don't have school so I play more >He comes back over and over the course of a few days we finish the game, I love every moment of it >He asks me how I'm doing and is legitimately the only person in my life who gives a s--- about me >A week after we finish wind waker he gets in a plane crash >I hear the news and can't talk for a whole month >Time passes and I heal >I haven't had the time for video games but there's a new Zelda that just came out so I go pick it up at Walmart >I plug in my GameCube, take out the wind waker disc and open it's case to put it back >I notice a piece of paper in the case, "I'm sorry I'm not around as much anymore, but if you need anything I'm always here bro" >I take a deep breath and let out a f--- ton of emotion >Put in twilight princess and play all night It's been years, I miss him every day

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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