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: Anonymous 42AA6B5E-231 C-4BCF-B330-943247FDEBF3.png 11 KB PNG 11/17/22(Thu)21:56:46 No.71021337 >be virgin in school and college >finally meet a qt at 22 >she's never been with anyone and is alone all the time >makes the cutest faces when I raw dog her >>anon, you'll never leave me, will you? why haven't you gotten a gf yet? Every time you rub your pathetic little wiener to anime pron, there's a sad fembot sitting by herself wishing she had someone to love. Think of her the next time you're about to beat your meat : Anonymous I dropped school 11/17/22(Thu)22:03:19 No.71021397

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon gets a GameCube | /r/Greentext

JIMMY EAT WORLD 1 FUTURES 34 KB JPG >be me at 16, the year is 2005 >Walking home from football practice in the cold rain >It's going to be my last practice as I told coach I'm done >Mental health was down the drain >On the way home my brother drives by and sees me walking, picks me up >We go over to best buy since he was looking to get a nice TV >They have GameCubes for cheap, I pick one up and a copy of Zelda wind waker >Brother takes me home and we trade off playing, parents aren't home and he stays the night >The next morning he leaves for work, I don't have school so I play more >He comes back over and over the course of a few days we finish the game, I love every moment of it >He asks me how I'm doing and is legitimately the only person in my life who gives a s--- about me >A week after we finish wind waker he gets in a plane crash >I hear the news and can't talk for a whole month >Time passes and I heal >I haven't had the time for video games but there's a new Zelda that just came out so I go pick it up at Walmart >I plug in my GameCube, take out the wind waker disc and open it's case to put it back >I notice a piece of paper in the case, "I'm sorry I'm not around as much anymore, but if you need anything I'm always here bro" >I take a deep breath and let out a f--- ton of emotion >Put in twilight princess and play all night It's been years, I miss him every day

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anon has a dilemma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Z/6fH2x/ 26 KB JPG 02/19/18(Mon)07:42:29 No.161082716 Alex went to school and got shot dead. How are you Americans going to stop this weird problem ? Anonymous (ID: WTOe2XN5 02/19/18(Mon)07:45:05 No.161082898 >>161082716 (OP) # >How are you Americans going to stop this weird problem ? I'm pretty confident Alex won't be shot dead again, so I think we have this one covered. >>161083006 # >>161086083 # >>161086843 # >>161086991 #

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Anon lives in Riverwood | /r/Greentext

File: image.jpg (188 KB, 500x833) Anonymous 04/17/15(Fri) 15:37:43 No.610530903 >>610531137 >>610531197 >>610531519 >>610531770 >>610531989 >>610532139 >>610532140 >>610532559 >>610532941 >>610533007 >>610533606 >>610533895 >>610534399 >>610534550 >>610535082 >>610537050 >Be me >Live in Riverwood >Nephew Hadvar wanders back from wherever the hell he's been >Tells me of a dragon in Helgen, has a rescued traveler with him >The rescued traveler and I talk a bit >Every time I begin to speak he cuts me off >It's my civic duty. Whiterun needs to know. >It's beginning to get Dark >Tell him he can take what he needs for his Journey >Watch helplessly as the traveler rushes around my home stuffing all my food, including whole cheese wheels into his pockets >Takes all my gold etc. >Traveler suddenly stops and does not move for over an hour >WHO THE HELL DID YOU BRING HOME HADVAR.pdf >After 12 hours the traveler finally exits my home >Go outside the next day to work at the forge >Traveler is out here >Makes 61 daggers >Who is this demon.

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Anon looks at the positives | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)10:36:14 No.14533821 File: 80we07h.jpg (9 KB, 198x255) >starts exam >tough problem >get frustrated >eventually figure it out >dopamine hit >finish problem >look closer at earlier work >forgot the negative >mfw I have to do it all over again i hate women so much it's unreal

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atheist are soy drinking fgt,s btw | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: fg3UlYyj SO CH 786 KB PNG 11/17/22(Thu)22:21:09 No.404940663 >vegetarian >atheist >feminist >climbed a 3000 ft mountain with no equipment really makes you think... Anonymous (ID: 26AOZQBf) 11/17/22(Thu)22:23:58 No.404940905 >>404940663 (OP) # >3000ft mountain So like a small hill? >>404941215 # >>404941396 # >>404942147 # >>404942479 #

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dracula browses /fit/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 47 KB JPG : Anonymous >>67428128 # Anonymous 43 KB JPG 07/02/22(Sat) 14:25:11 No.67425733 >spiders and spider webs on the home gym weights again should i just get a gym membership? 07/02/22(Sat) 14:26:34 No.67425751 07/02/22(Sat) 14:32:52 No.67425828 >creak open the door to my home gym >cobwebs on the weights >bats flying around >organ music blasting on my speakers yup... it's lifting time >>67426657 # >>67427373 # >>67430065 # >>67430397 #

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anon wants to buy wifi | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous THESE 2 OFFICERS HAVE KILLED OVER 250 PEOPLE WHILE ON DUTY. WHY HAVEN'T THEY BEEN PUNISHED? 1.07 MB PNG 10/31/16(Mon)18:00:10 No.57330160 >new neighbors just moved right next to me >they tell me to not use WiFi because their son has WiFi sickness What's the most powerful router with the longest range for under $250?

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anons post makes the front page | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 01/10/21(Sun)17:38:56 No.844517011 >create post on r/medical >five minutes later get message from the repostsluethbot >'hey, your OC made the front page!' I sincerely doubt a picture of bumps on my a------ made the front page

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Anons jeans are cursed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous A curse upon my anoose 160 KB JPG 11/17/22(Thu)15:21:54 No.71020058 >have a pair of jeans like picrel >wore them twice after i bought them >first time i was driving to work >fart >feel ass all greasy and moist >turns out i s--- myself >go home and switch pants, no witnesses >second time im at a bar,mildly drunk >go to bathroom stall to piss >fart, s--- myself >quickly leave bar and ditch friends,think no one noticed >yesterday i was moving stuff to new apartment >i just spilled coffee on my pants >open drawer, the only pair of jeans left is the ones i s--- myself in TWICE I have a job interview in 30 mins and this is the only pair of pants i have to wear.Already feeling my guts churn and stomach hurting Im going to s--- myself today, arent I?

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Germanon makes a few observations about Dunkirk evacuations | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: sTRQerTH ) == DUNKIRK JULY 20 88 KB JPG 11/17/22(Thu)01:19:26 No.404736471 >get your ass kicked by the Nazis >have to leave all your gear while you evacuate your troops with everything that floats >Nazis kind enough not to massacre you on the beaches >immediately start blaming the French >make jokes about how they are cowards for getting defeated by the same enemy that defeated you >claim an embarrassing defeat was actually a victory >sit back and let daddy America win the war for you >still lose your entire empire in the process >continue to make propaganda about it three quarters of a century later >>404747813 # Anonymous (ID: Slmajxke 11/17/22(Thu)01:20:49 No.404736654 >>404736471 (OP) # >sit back and let daddy America win the war for you I know you're trying to stick it to the anglos but cmon man : Anonymous (ID: wzNEKMrR) 11/17/22(Thu)01:22:04 No.404736872 Read a little history, and you wonder why everyone in Europe hated the Germans so much. Read a lot of history, and you wonder why more people didn't 101 KB JPG hate the Germans. >>404738030 # >>404738104 # >>404741793 # >>404746587 # >>404746947 # >>404747966 # >>404748689 # >>404751438 # >>404755079 # >>404756151 # >>404759912 # >>404762239 # >>404765471 # >>404766372 # >>404774652 # >>404782455 # >>404787074 # >>404793025 #

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Anon’s ass is itchy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous NHS WE WILLLL Itchy bottom SAM How to ease an itchy bettem yourself VEITTg etisha 7317 ✔ GELME SMA ✔ 124 KB PNG 5 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous I think I've found a good reason to wash every day bros. Never used to bother me, sitting around not washing for a few days, but maybe it's age. What things have you learnt about yourself lately r9k? Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu)16:39:05 No.71024409 CERTIFIED >had an itchy bottom for weeks >notice when I wash more it doesn't itch so POOP N---- 7 KB JPG much >wash every day, itching goes away >stop washing every day and itching comes back >>71024409 jesus christ you people are absolutely disgusting View Thread 11/17/22(Thu)16:42:27 No.71024454 11/17/22(Thu)16:46:09 No.71024494 local anon discovers that hygiene has actual functions

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All laced up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 11/15/22(Tue)00:01:42 No.28368438 >be me >be cute part time femboy >enjoy wearing panties/lingerie under boy clothes sometimes >out running errands >feeling-productive.gif >decide to get iced coffee >tasty-energy.png >decide to go to gym >get solid workout but sweaty >decide to take shower before leaving >in locker room, take off shirt >pants >forgot im wearing pink Lacey panties >3 guys also changing near me notice mfw

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