Anon reinvents Soyjacks. | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

(9) Chud 58 minutes ago No.1065029 >>1065046 >>1065056 >>1065058 >>106530 1 >>1065382 Wojak spamming is made for demoralization, specially the really ugly ones, everyone knows that right? Some really get stuck on your head due to how much of an aberration they are. Ugliness is a direct attack against a person soul (Tagimron on Tipharet) I edited an average soyjak using sacred geometry to take the evil out of the image and make it pleasing, this seemed to reverse the demoralization effect that the most horrendous images had in me before. The result also looked more like a 2000s rageface than a soyjak, although I think it still could be improved. What I'm proposing is, can turning memes more aesthetically pleasing, help against the glowie demoralization?

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext forehead nose hair face head chin eyebrow eye facial expression mouth organ human jaw gesture ear font

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: png

Resolution: (639px x 813px)

File size: 394 KB

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DGIRKsep) F--- Cyclists ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/10/24(Sun)15:42:18 No.487999666 MET 508 KB PNG >"No, I will not get out of your way and ride on the pavement, that's against the highway code" >"You must stay behind my slow ass and if you dare pass me without giving me at least 1000 feet of space, I will capture you on my GoPro and report you to the authorities!" Proceeds to: >Ignore red lights >Ignore give way lines >Ignore stop signs >Check phone >Swerve everywhere like a drunk >Ignore busses pulling out (Rule 223) >Still rides on the pavement when its convenient They're like the little bureaucrats of the road.

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

View All 43,696 Images

More:

anon start to believe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/02/23(Thu)20:27:03 No.24656617 >>24649249 (OP) > Be me, 24, virgin, absolute loner, poor as f---, my reason to live is not other than my dog, my cat and my parents who lives across the ocean. > Emotional traumas: i was r---- when i was a kid, my little brother died in my hands, was basically a outcasted all the high school. > Some days ago, someone tried to assault me with a gun, a moron who thought i was a easy prey. >About to give my phone, for a moment.. and then i said: no, f--- off. >i resist me, i didn't care to die... untill that moment, i decided i wanted to f------ live, somehow i beated the s--- of this ganster wanna be, and took his gun... it was a fake gun. >in that moment, when i thou he was going to kill me, i found myself, dude, when all the adrenaline was leaving my sistem i thought: I wanna live, i wanna have friends, i wanna a future, a family, a career. I don't know if i will get it... may be not, but what the f---! i wanna die trying! Don't give up anon, you still breathing.

Pin

James /B/ond | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/23(Sat)00:20:47 No.895309766 >Family size bucket of McDonalds Tendies, please >Oui, Monsieur. >Wait. 3 parts original recipe, 2 Extra Crispy. Add a heavy dash of the bubbling grease to the bucket. Pour 2 tubs of Cheese Dip and copious salt over and shake for several minutes. Finish with a 3 litre Mountain Dew and the entire set of Happy Meal Boys toys on the side, wrappers preopened. 69 KB JPG

Pin

Anon has a Racist Grandpa | /r/Greentext

3:56 37m (3/3 15:18) · 72438349 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 49KB (750 × 659) · E995A8A3-0066-4651-A5EC-D21D653DDC47.jpg 1 Reply 4 98% >Be me 2 years ago >17 years old >Have a strained relationship with grandfather because he's racist >Always rants about immigrants everytime me and my dad visit him to the point where it gets annoying >One day he offers to drive me home from high school >When I get in the car, he says: >"I didn't know your school was infested with a bunch of border hoppers" >I didn't reply to that for a solid 20 seconds >Decide to break the tension >"Yeah but it's also infested with trans people. They're even worse" >Grandpa glances at me with a massive grin on his face >Pats me on the shoulder and cackles >"Hehe, I guess you and I aren't so different after all, anon" >Ffw to now, we've had a solid relationship ever since that day >He now visits me twice a month and always brings beer and pizza Thank you, racist grandpa 21m (3/3 15:35). 72438518 >>72438349 (OP) Why do you like wetbacks?

Pin

Anon Thinks His Friend is Based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 243 KB PNG method? 03/02/23(Thu)22:07:42 No.72429509 >>72429003 (OP) # >My best friend killed himself with his families f------ katana. Holy f------ based. You'd rather he'd have picked a way gayer

Pin

Anon makes the ultimate sacrifice for Lent | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG 03/03/23(Fri)12:47:10 No.72435110 >be me >give up cooming for Lent >not bad aside from intrusive thoughts (that's always tho) >notice girls are admiring more than usual >ChristlsKing.jpg >today a girl messages me on Discord >starts flirting and teasing >I get diamonds >oh no >arm is pressing into lap trying to hold r----------- down >I pull away and try to focus >even just reading her words puts me over the edge >MASSIVE load in my shorts >oh god oh f--- What do /r9k/ bros, am I damned for all eternity?

Pin

Anon becomes a chad.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG : Anonymous 11 Replies / 7 Images 19 KB PNG 04/12/18(Thu)20:03:59 No.44627714 >cashier accidentally said "love you" at the checkout See you virgins later. I must hang with my own chadly kind now. View Thread 04/12/18(Thu)20:28:47 No.44628062 >mommy said im cute later losers

Pin

Anon realises | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 176 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous Anonymous 708 KB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)21:21:10 No.72437301 >Muh sports car goes VROOM VROOM View Thread 03/03/23(Fri)21:23:22 No.72437326 03/03/23(Fri)21:24:23 No.72437333 >>72437301 (OP) # >I'M HAPPY BECAUSE I HAVE ARBITRARY MATERIAL POSSESSIONS

Pin

Anon watches ig reels and simps for actresses that look like children | /r/Greentext

9h (3/3 13:55) 895278099 · 79 Re. 15 Img JPG 320KB (1080 x 1347) 1674834050526226.jpg 14 Replies She really had us in a choke-hold for like1.5 months. 9h (3/3 13:55) · 895278111 8 Replies >>895278099 (OP) Nobody with an adult life and priorities gave a s--- >>895278111 >trips 9h (3/3 14:02) 895278296 3 Replies 9h (3/3 13:59) · 895278219 JPG 348KB (1280 × 1920) Ortega.jpg . She's a flat, skinny, slack-jawed f----- who f----- n------ on screen in not one but TWO films - X & The Fallout - and to me the bitch doesn't even f------ exist.

Pin

Anon had a little bit of trouble with Lanius | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 543509053 102,8 kB JPG 9 REPLIES 2 sa. önce >agree with the antagonist >die to him intentionally >uninstall game and tell everyone you finished it 6 İMAGES RE

Pin

On the road again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/24/22(Sun)10:48:00 No.69535039 >give my car to my sister >she loses the purse with the keys in >tells the family that we can't be angry at her because she's already "stressed" by the situation >just f------ slept all day long hoping for the purse just pops out >is already planning to go out again tonight >my car is still in another city and the keys might be in someone else hands Should I just beat her to death? 26 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/24/22(Sun)10:49:55 No.69535057 I'm not gonna lie to you bro, this is your fault (see the first line of your greentext).

Pin

Anon is bullied. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Political implications of vtub(...) ook 961 KB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)16:38:23 No.17155616 QRD: >bullied in jp school for been a blonde mutt >retreats to streaming to western audience online in English to avoid getting bullied >garners a dedicated following for been light hearted and fun >suggest on stream to try out Hogwarts >twitter trannies goes ballistic >gets bullied off of streaming The girl just announced graduation (retirement) yesterday after months of radio silence.

Pin

Anon's trol goes too far | /r/Greentext

Ma 12.3 kB JPG >be me >smoke a joint with an old friend i hadnt seen in years >after we finish he eats a roach w-- >he explains to me that it gets you 10x higher >mfw when i remember that 12 years ago i told him that fact as a joke >mfw he's been eating roaches for 12 years

Pin

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes