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: Anonymous Political implications of vtub(...) ook 961 KB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)16:38:23 No.17155616 QRD: >bullied in jp school for been a blonde mutt >retreats to streaming to western audience online in English to avoid getting bullied >garners a dedicated following for been light hearted and fun >suggest on stream to try out Hogwarts >twitter trannies goes ballistic >gets bullied off of streaming The girl just announced graduation (retirement) yesterday after months of radio silence.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 1.23 MB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)10:35:20 No.72432941 quotient >be me >reading thread about autism >see link to an autism quotient test >do it knowing well that I'm autistic >42/50 >10/50 >colleague from work who clearly is autistic takes test >21/50 >I guess I really am that autistic >say to myself "this can't be right, I'm not that autistic" >wife takes the test link for anyone who asks https://psychology-tools.com/test/autism-spectrum- >>72433454 # : Anonymous >>72432941 (OP) # >I got 29 >someone with 42 has a wife Yeah, I don't think my issue is autism 03/03/23(Fri)10:37:53 No.72432957

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ultra smug.png, 53KiB, 200x200 >i'm actually now more of a chad >hook up with a solid 10/10 stacy >heckyes.jpeg >I forget that im autistic, instantly results >start working out >get social skills >now have a decent job >feelsgoodman Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 19:15:25 No.44332405 >start visibly getting shook >"uh- excuse me for a sec" >rush to bath >i search my pants >no pills >oshoot.rar >be me >normies calling me autistic and stuff >reenormies.png >whatever >mom takes note of all threats and reports >mommy makes me take these autism pills >try to explain pills are for normies >mum promises me tendies after >lol.easymoney >take the pill >i get dressed, mom wishes me good luck >now at resteraunt >pretty fancy, heard they serve good food >waiter gives us appetizer and asks what we would like >stacy: "I'd like uhh lobster meal supreme and a steak please" >"and you anon?" >"chicken tend-" >suddenly i remember i forgot to take my pills >waiter: "excuse me sir?" >shaking, sit down >no, i cant do this to stacy >get up and start walking away >stacy: "a-anon, are you okay, where are you going?" >"er-erm, just, ready to order, haha" >sit back down >last 2 chad cells are overthrown >"I want tendies" >i feel the autism surging through my veins >chad cells try to fight back >waiter comes >"your order sir" >"a- ch-m-salmon me-chick-chicken tendies please" >waiter has no idea what im saying >"excuse me" >dumb waiter normie doesnt understand >"I WANT MY CHICKEN TENDIEEES" >REEEE >throw my appietizers at waiter >"REEEE I WANT MY MEME SAUCIESSS" >i start a food fight >chaos everywhere >"REEE TAKE THIS NORMIES" >take my clothes off >start throwing poo poo brownies everywhere >chocopies.mp3 >stacy runs out crying and fanning her makeup >lol bye nerd >police come, see me, and turn back >everyone runs out of the restraunt >reeenormies.jpeg >mommy comes to pick me up >she sees me watching adult swim on the tv >cries >"ANON WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL" >we hop in car and drive by mcd's >free of gbp charge >mommy will never get rid of her good boy! View Report

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18 is 2.72 MB JPG >>3530308 # Anonymous >>3530287 (OP) # Eagle : Anonymous >>3530303 # Eagle >>3530320 # : Anonymous >>3530308 # Eagle >>3530322 # : Anonymous Post an animal that starts with the last letter of the previous post, I'll start >>3530320 # Eagle Bearded vulture 10/09/20(Fri)12:00:41 No.3530303 10/09/20(Fri)12:06:45 No.3530308 10/09/20(Fri)12:15:59 No.3530320 10/09/20 (Fri) 12:16:18 No.3530322

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