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: Anonymous Political implications of vtub(...) ook 961 KB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)16:38:23 No.17155616 QRD: >bullied in jp school for been a blonde mutt >retreats to streaming to western audience online in English to avoid getting bullied >garners a dedicated following for been light hearted and fun >suggest on stream to try out Hogwarts >twitter trannies goes ballistic >gets bullied off of streaming The girl just announced graduation (retirement) yesterday after months of radio silence.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Ma 12.3 kB JPG >be me >smoke a joint with an old friend i hadnt seen in years >after we finish he eats a roach w-- >he explains to me that it gets you 10x higher >mfw when i remember that 12 years ago i told him that fact as a joke >mfw he's been eating roaches for 12 years

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: Anonymous 1.23 MB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)10:35:20 No.72432941 quotient >be me >reading thread about autism >see link to an autism quotient test >do it knowing well that I'm autistic >42/50 >10/50 >colleague from work who clearly is autistic takes test >21/50 >I guess I really am that autistic >say to myself "this can't be right, I'm not that autistic" >wife takes the test link for anyone who asks https://psychology-tools.com/test/autism-spectrum- >>72433454 # : Anonymous >>72432941 (OP) # >I got 29 >someone with 42 has a wife Yeah, I don't think my issue is autism 03/03/23(Fri)10:37:53 No.72432957

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M'GOODBOY TAKES THE NORMIEPILL | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ultra smug.png, 53KiB, 200x200 >i'm actually now more of a chad >hook up with a solid 10/10 stacy >heckyes.jpeg >I forget that im autistic, instantly results >start working out >get social skills >now have a decent job >feelsgoodman Anonymous Sun 01 Apr 2018 19:15:25 No.44332405 >start visibly getting shook >"uh- excuse me for a sec" >rush to bath >i search my pants >no pills >oshoot.rar >be me >normies calling me autistic and stuff >reenormies.png >whatever >mom takes note of all threats and reports >mommy makes me take these autism pills >try to explain pills are for normies >mum promises me tendies after >lol.easymoney >take the pill >i get dressed, mom wishes me good luck >now at resteraunt >pretty fancy, heard they serve good food >waiter gives us appetizer and asks what we would like >stacy: "I'd like uhh lobster meal supreme and a steak please" >"and you anon?" >"chicken tend-" >suddenly i remember i forgot to take my pills >waiter: "excuse me sir?" >shaking, sit down >no, i cant do this to stacy >get up and start walking away >stacy: "a-anon, are you okay, where are you going?" >"er-erm, just, ready to order, haha" >sit back down >last 2 chad cells are overthrown >"I want tendies" >i feel the autism surging through my veins >chad cells try to fight back >waiter comes >"your order sir" >"a- ch-m-salmon me-chick-chicken tendies please" >waiter has no idea what im saying >"excuse me" >dumb waiter normie doesnt understand >"I WANT MY CHICKEN TENDIEEES" >REEEE >throw my appietizers at waiter >"REEEE I WANT MY MEME SAUCIESSS" >i start a food fight >chaos everywhere >"REEE TAKE THIS NORMIES" >take my clothes off >start throwing poo poo brownies everywhere >chocopies.mp3 >stacy runs out crying and fanning her makeup >lol bye nerd >police come, see me, and turn back >everyone runs out of the restraunt >reeenormies.jpeg >mommy comes to pick me up >she sees me watching adult swim on the tv >cries >"ANON WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL" >we hop in car and drive by mcd's >free of gbp charge >mommy will never get rid of her good boy! View Report

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18 is 2.72 MB JPG >>3530308 # Anonymous >>3530287 (OP) # Eagle : Anonymous >>3530303 # Eagle >>3530320 # : Anonymous >>3530308 # Eagle >>3530322 # : Anonymous Post an animal that starts with the last letter of the previous post, I'll start >>3530320 # Eagle Bearded vulture 10/09/20(Fri)12:00:41 No.3530303 10/09/20(Fri)12:06:45 No.3530308 10/09/20(Fri)12:15:59 No.3530320 10/09/20 (Fri) 12:16:18 No.3530322

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anons based politic take | /r/Greentext

1/1 +MI52p+P (OP) US 4h (3/3 4:12) 418304031 272 Re. 116 Img JPG 135KB (1080 x 1269) G11ypt2.jpg 41 Replies POV: you pspspsps'd the wrong gang 1/1 howd0qxB US 4h (3/3 4:13) 418304124 4 Replies My political beliefs are cats. All of their needs must be met and their comfort must be maximum. Those that bring harm to them must be met with DEATH, R---, AND INCINERATION. In no particular order. We will play it by ear. >>418304031 (OP) are you a single childless middle aged woman? 1/1 QbuxOhG6 AU 4h (3/3 4:14) 418304178 4 Replies 200 >>418304031 (OP) meowism is the way : ... ...

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Anonymous 12 hours ago 1677797414066475.jpg (100 KB, 1080x1440) 72426266 >woman at work is a part time 'comedian' >does gigs in local area every few weeks >one day we are working together and she asks 'to try a bit on me' >i SAY ok as she is cute and I am desperate >she does it >typical boring femoid humour, can't remember exactly what >pretend to enjoy it so she doesn't cry >I say 'haha how about a few jokes on me in the set?' >she asks what jokes I'd make about me, in her position >think of some on the spot >"so... there's this guy at work with a d--- curved like a BANANA... it's a shame it PEELS like a banana too, and is green like one too!" >"and this same guy has so much FORESKIN his d--- looks like an ANTEATER, but the only ants it really eats are inf-ANTS" >"And his d--- has so much cheese that my bones get stronger just from sucking his D---" >she doesn't laugh and seems offended >never speaks to me again

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Anon is a chipmunk | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 148 KB JPG 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.77852004 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing

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Mexbros not like this | /r/Greentext

03/03/23(Fri)03:33:33 visiting burgerland for a week because family meeting >haven't seen my Dad ever since i was like 11 years old after he married to an american woman and permanently moved to Idaho >meet my half sister, she comes to pick me up to the airport because Dad is working : Anonymous st No.28477068 49 KB JPG >don't know much english except basic stuff that I learnt in highschool and google translate >try to ask my sister if she wants to be my friend >"do you want to mate?" (As long i knew "mate" was slang for buddy or friend, i thought i had asked her if she wanted to have a friendship with me) >her face retorts into absolute disgust and blush like a thousand suns >advert her gaze and laugh awkwardly while patting my shoulder in panic >5 hours later i connect dots and realize what i had truly asked >the shame i feel is immense Alright... Any advice? I think i gave her a bad first impression, everytime i try to apologize she sort of laughs nervously and avoid meeting my gaze, i think she is as ashamed as I'm, make sense I'm like a decade older than her, she is barely 17 and we are silbings, what i said was very awkward, how do i apologize? I have tried to write a letter and translate it with internet but this is more than translating issues, I'm just socially inept and don't know how to address the issue.

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: Anonymous 11/17/21 (Wed)21:31:41 No.66202332 >talking with girl >mention something i cooked >she asks me to cook for her >like f------ clockwork >ask what she wants >its always cupcakes, bread, or a burger what the f--- is wrong with girls? why dont they eat anything else? 66 KB JPG

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