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18 is 2.72 MB JPG >>3530308 # Anonymous >>3530287 (OP) # Eagle : Anonymous >>3530303 # Eagle >>3530320 # : Anonymous >>3530308 # Eagle >>3530322 # : Anonymous Post an animal that starts with the last letter of the previous post, I'll start >>3530320 # Eagle Bearded vulture 10/09/20(Fri)12:00:41 No.3530303 10/09/20(Fri)12:06:45 No.3530308 10/09/20(Fri)12:15:59 No.3530320 10/09/20 (Fri) 12:16:18 No.3530322

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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1/1 +MI52p+P (OP) US 4h (3/3 4:12) 418304031 272 Re. 116 Img JPG 135KB (1080 x 1269) G11ypt2.jpg 41 Replies POV: you pspspsps'd the wrong gang 1/1 howd0qxB US 4h (3/3 4:13) 418304124 4 Replies My political beliefs are cats. All of their needs must be met and their comfort must be maximum. Those that bring harm to them must be met with DEATH, R---, AND INCINERATION. In no particular order. We will play it by ear. >>418304031 (OP) are you a single childless middle aged woman? 1/1 QbuxOhG6 AU 4h (3/3 4:14) 418304178 4 Replies 200 >>418304031 (OP) meowism is the way : ... ...

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Anonymous 12 hours ago 1677797414066475.jpg (100 KB, 1080x1440) 72426266 >woman at work is a part time 'comedian' >does gigs in local area every few weeks >one day we are working together and she asks 'to try a bit on me' >i SAY ok as she is cute and I am desperate >she does it >typical boring femoid humour, can't remember exactly what >pretend to enjoy it so she doesn't cry >I say 'haha how about a few jokes on me in the set?' >she asks what jokes I'd make about me, in her position >think of some on the spot >"so... there's this guy at work with a d--- curved like a BANANA... it's a shame it PEELS like a banana too, and is green like one too!" >"and this same guy has so much FORESKIN his d--- looks like an ANTEATER, but the only ants it really eats are inf-ANTS" >"And his d--- has so much cheese that my bones get stronger just from sucking his D---" >she doesn't laugh and seems offended >never speaks to me again

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Anonymous 148 KB JPG 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.77852004 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing

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: Anonymous 11/17/21 (Wed)21:31:41 No.66202332 >talking with girl >mention something i cooked >she asks me to cook for her >like f------ clockwork >ask what she wants >its always cupcakes, bread, or a burger what the f--- is wrong with girls? why dont they eat anything else? 66 KB JPG

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Anonymous (ID: F4uub4Mv) Russia warns of nuclear apocal(...) 03/02/23(Thu)20:00:15 No.418270600 >The deputy chairman of Russia's security council, Dmitry Medvedev, has warned of a global nuclear apocalypse over West's continued supply of arms to HAPPENING Ukraine. "Our enemies'...goals will 10 KB JPG certainly lead to a total fiasco. Loss for everyone. A collapse. Apocalypse. Where you forget for centuries about your former life, until the rubble ceases to emit radiation," he said. https://inshorts.com/en/news/russia-warns-of-nuclear- apocalypse-over-wests-continued-supply-of-arms-to-uk IT'S raine-1677564933115 Anonymous (ID: bbweu6mS >>418270600 (OP) # do it f----- 03/02/23(Thu)20:01:36 No.418270729 >>418272265 # >>418274197 # >>418275191 # >>418275566 # >>418277852# Anonymous (ID: CpaC3RBu ) >>418284227 # : Anonymou 03/02/23(Thu)20:34:39 No.418274197 >>4182706 All over a ra DO IT F----- >>418270600 (OP) # >>418270729 # >>418272265 #

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98 KB JPG >Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago >Get startled by phone ringing >It's one of my players >Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" >Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" >OhGod HeKilled Someone.gif >Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." >Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." >NaniTheFuck.mp3 >Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" >Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister! Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." >Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." >Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." >Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." >Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" >I've NeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg >Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)...the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" >Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) >I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. >Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. >I am the dumb dumb mister.

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