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: Anonymous 10/06/22(Thu)06:00:33 No.70478116 American-psycho-bateman-1-.jpg 37 KB JPG >casually applying to jobs im wildly unqualified for mfw im starting my first job doing "data entry" in a week : Anonymous 10/06/22(Thu)06:02:42 No.70478132 >>70478116 (OP) # you do realize that actual monkeys would be qualified for data entry as long as they could type right?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 13 KB JPG Anonymous 4 KB PNG 02/16/22(Wed)14:03:57 No.67453051 >instructions say cook from frozen >cook from chilled instead 02/16/22(Wed)14:06:47 No.67453085 >>67453051 (OP) >cashier tells me to have a nice day >tell her I will >don't

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Anon speaks the truth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 272 KB PNG 09/16/18(Sun)17:48:29 No.48171415 >Women can send you to jail for a decade and ruin your life and reputation >If she is caught out as a liar she will only get a year in prison

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Anon likes Y wings | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/07/18(Mon)23:15:19 No.37830689 df2bf0353d7496b8d8ecedcf0f62bde2.jpg 149 KB JPG >Originally a fighter on par with the X-Wing at 100MGLT, shown killing TIEs all over the place at Endor >RPGs make it slightly older, slightly slower >X-Wing games make it slow and sluggish >Rogue Squadron makes it even slower >Now almost universally considered a bomber that is useless at dogfights Has a fighter ever been more JUSTed? 178 Replies / 31 Images View Thread

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Anon doesn’t like critical | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 05/20/22(Fri)23:48:11 No.68714289 >hey guys it's critical >today we are taking yet another clip from my live stream of me watching a youtube video that somebody else made and getting a million views for what little I add in words with my boring dry tired voice >also, for comedic effect, I will stretch the image on the youtube thumbnail for the billionth time >please laugh

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Anons from California | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous feels good man 123 KB JPG 10/28/22(Fri)16:21:58 No.888122431 >be Californian >wake up and read my proposition 65 sticker to remind myself that everything around me can give me cancer >eat nothing for breakfast but drink a massive amount of mimosas b4 leaving >take a fat dab and cough a lung out >leave the house in my tesla model 3 (we all have them here) >manage to cut off another driver in stop and go traffic and get in a road rage argument >continue driving 2 hours to my job that is only 15 mins away >enjoy the beauty of the smog on my drive >finally arrive at my software development job >get out of car >am hassled by homeless tweaker for a dollar >tell him I don't have cash only crypto >he stabs me with a dirty needle >cop sees it but ignores it >get through another day at work >return home to my $5000/mo one bedroom apartment >play sublime as I fall asleep

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Anon likes Scooby Doo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 08/08/15(Sat)06:54:47 No.633378377 >>633377556 # >be 10 >watching Scooby Door >tfw Velma's sexy >start stroking my d--- through the blanket >feelssogood.png >feel a volcano erupting in my loins >shout SCOOBY DOOBY DOO as I c-- >Start doing it on the reg >SCOOBY DOOBY DOO every time I c-- >Mom thinks I really like Scooby Doo >Mom buys me all seasons of Scooby Doo for Christmas

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Anon turns it off and back on | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)04:17:27 No.778219655 >one day having a lot of fun playing vidya with a friend >nothing out of the ordinary happens >out of nowhere I feel my mood starting to decline >wonder what the f--- is 48 KB JPG happening >even though I was having fun and talking to someone I really like >feel like s--- >tell friend I need to go for a bit >lie in my bed >extremely p----- off for feeling like s--- >gather all the anger and strength I could muster and punch myself in the side of the head as hard as I f------ could >immediately feel dazed and fuzzy >I ride the feeling for a while >become super relaxed and happy Did I just restart my brain or something?

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anon tries throat singing | /r/Greentext

File: depositphotos_17354819-st(...).jpg (75 KB, 1023x662) Anonymous 10/27/22(Thu) 17:03:48 No.70754920 >be me one night at the computer >start throat singing >dog starts spasming and dies Who should I get mad at? The Jews or the Mongols?

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Time Travelled | /r/Greentext

: noko...also the game 09/29/17 (Fri)15:44:11 No.19675045 Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh I'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. : Anonymous >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard 09/29/17 (Fri) 15:48:59 No.19675059 >>19675066 # >>19677427 # >>19678564 # >>19687722 # >>19689769 # >>19691641 #

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Anon explains the Zoomer fetish of "dominant tomboy mommy gf" fantasy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: fxGyRwzy)= 113 KB JPG 10/11/22(Tue)23:44:39 Why is this "mommy gf" s--- so f------ popular with modern men? No.399441932 I have genuinely never seena a single zoomer say he wants to be a leader and wants a submissive gf You know that old study how two men kissing gives straight people the same emotional response as maggots? Same here. Every time I see someone post "I want a tall, muscly tomboy gf carry me in her arms and r--- me" it's like I am looking at a bowl of maggots What went wrong with them? : Anonymous (ID: iXQliS6X) 10/11/22(Tue)23:49:51 No.399442370 you've got a whole generation of young men who were raised by single moms, taught by women, rejected by girls their age, basically every woman they've known has treated them like s--- their entire lives. so their ultimate fantasy is to find a woman who nurtures and loves them unconditionally >>399442435 # >>399442545 # >>399442938 # >>399443345 # >>399443353 # >>399443368 # >>399443560 # >>399443663 # >>399443978 # >>399445190 # >>399446119 # >>399448431 #

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Anon wants an easy recipe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 463 KB PNG 10/27/22(Thu)18:33:46 No.18515219 >look up quick and easy recipe for dinner after a hard day's work >involves 37 different ingredients including hard to find spices >at least 3 days of prep work >2 hours of cook time >a deep fryer and a pressure cooker are involved >will have 384988558 dishes to clean at the end

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Anon wants to AI generate porn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous retarded individual in need of(…..) 44 KB GIF 10/28/22(Fri)18:36:14 No.89474546 >be me >learn about ai art >like ai art >also like femboys >want to generate ai art of femboys, but stable diffusion says its """ inappropriate" >its open source so luckily there are versions with the filter removed >dont understand anything, not a coder >only see errors whenever i try anything what do? : Anonymous >>89474546 (OP) # Post an image of your thighs first, then we'll help you. 10/28/22(Fri)18:38:31 No.89474572

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