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Anonymous (ID: fxGyRwzy)= 113 KB JPG 10/11/22(Tue)23:44:39 Why is this "mommy gf" s--- so f------ popular with modern men? No.399441932 I have genuinely never seena a single zoomer say he wants to be a leader and wants a submissive gf You know that old study how two men kissing gives straight people the same emotional response as maggots? Same here. Every time I see someone post "I want a tall, muscly tomboy gf carry me in her arms and r--- me" it's like I am looking at a bowl of maggots What went wrong with them? : Anonymous (ID: iXQliS6X) 10/11/22(Tue)23:49:51 No.399442370 you've got a whole generation of young men who were raised by single moms, taught by women, rejected by girls their age, basically every woman they've known has treated them like s--- their entire lives. so their ultimate fantasy is to find a woman who nurtures and loves them unconditionally >>399442435 # >>399442545 # >>399442938 # >>399443345 # >>399443353 # >>399443368 # >>399443560 # >>399443663 # >>399443978 # >>399445190 # >>399446119 # >>399448431 #

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Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood

>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.

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Anon wants an easy recipe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 463 KB PNG 10/27/22(Thu)18:33:46 No.18515219 >look up quick and easy recipe for dinner after a hard day's work >involves 37 different ingredients including hard to find spices >at least 3 days of prep work >2 hours of cook time >a deep fryer and a pressure cooker are involved >will have 384988558 dishes to clean at the end

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Anon wants to AI generate porn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous retarded individual in need of(…..) 44 KB GIF 10/28/22(Fri)18:36:14 No.89474546 >be me >learn about ai art >like ai art >also like femboys >want to generate ai art of femboys, but stable diffusion says its """ inappropriate" >its open source so luckily there are versions with the filter removed >dont understand anything, not a coder >only see errors whenever i try anything what do? : Anonymous >>89474546 (OP) # Post an image of your thighs first, then we'll help you. 10/28/22(Fri)18:38:31 No.89474572

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Jew in attic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/18 (Wed)00:44:08 No.46985577 I feel bad for Anne Frank. It's every girls nightmare to have the whole world read your diary. She also didn't get a single dollar out of it, which is every Jews nightmare. >>46985757 # >>46985788 # >>46985908 # >>46987296 # >>46987641 # >>46989472 # >>46990171 #

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A threat from the gods | /r/Greentext

File: 1350104325954.jpg-(345 KB, 1143x857, f-----.jpg) TOOMING Anonymous 10/13/12(Sat)00:58 No. 15189937 Replies: >>15190166 >>15190218 >>15190296 Any interesting people at your gym, /fit/? I enjoy watching this fellow spend 2 hours a day on the smith machine. Anonymous 10/13/12(Sat)01:22 No. 15190316 Replies: >>15190333 >>15189937 (OP) is this gym in sydney? Anonymous 10/13/12(Sat)01:23 No. 15190333 Replies: >>15190346 >>15190316 Yeah, Bankstown Anonymous 10/13/12(Sat)01:23 No. 15190346 Replies: >>15190349 >>15190333 that 24 hour one? Anonymous 10/13/12(Sat)01.24 No. 15190349 Replies: >>15190368 >>15190370 >>15190346 Yep, do you go there too? Anonymous 10/13/12(Sat)01:25 No.15190368 Replies: >>15190391 >>15190451 >>15190475 >>15190733 >>15192589 >>15192631 >>15194138 >>15190349 I am the smith machine guy. If i ever see you i'm gonna f------ kill you f-----.

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Anon is nice to the cashier | /r/Greentext

>Maxed out my weights (unrelated) >Go to D---'s Sporting Goods >Grab a 45lb plate in each hand, head to check out >Cashier is 8/10 petite in a pink t-shirt >Plates make a satisfying thud as I lay them on the counter >She mirin' >I feel like a bear >I realize I am bear >Maul the cashier >Hibernate for the winter

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Anon wants to watch a film | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 269 KB JPG Anonymous Ga 12 KB PNG >>176162828 # 10/28/22(Fri)16:15:12 No.176162318 >watching shame on the airplane >loli next to me keeps looking at my screen how do you discreetly watch a movie on the plane 10/28/22(Fri)16:16:57 No.176162388 >>176162318 (OP) # >calling actual children "lolis"

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anon arm wrestles his brother | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/28/22(Fri)12:14:59 No.70763599 >be me, 18 >arm wrestling with lil bro, 12 >I'm nice so I let him win >The little s--- gloats to everyone >my family gives me s--- and makes fun of me for being weaker than a 12 year old >I'm p----- so I beat the s--- out of lil bro to prove I'm stronger >Now my family is mad at ME 140 KB JPG Genuinely what was I supposed to do in this scenario? If I pretend to be weak I'm given s--- for it, if I show my strength I'm also given s--- for it?? Is my family just retarded??

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Anon finds that life is worth living | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 04/22/19(Mon)19:13:12 No.798004600 >be me >changed schools and locations at least a dozen times in my life >old friend invites me to his party >never been to a party before >but I havent seen him in so long >f--- it Im going >expect that Im gonna be a social stigma and talk to nobody >oh well >arrive at party >"ANON!" >everyone happy as f--- to see me >hugs on top of hugs on top of hugs from people I havent seen in years >they all missed me >I always thought I was a social outcast >smoking pot, getting drunk >flirting with girls that I used to think were way out of my league >vibing like there is no tommorow >3 am, crossfaded out of my mind >pass out on friend's floor >people actually like me >people actually enjoy my presence >feelsgoodman

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Anon makes puddlesucker's day | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/11/19(Mon)11:15:07 No.792359077 >be me >gap year >work as nursery assistant at a home for mentally challenged (IQ>70) >one guy is very unintelligent >24 years old >IQ too low to learn how to speak >only says weird sounds >no friends >only hobby is to suck puddles dry >once tried sucking lake dry >puked multiple times >once all got sick from bad food >he didn't because of superior stomach from sucking puddles >one day the home gets a new manager >decides that puddlesucker cannot suck puddles anymore >puddlesucker gets very sad >one time I have the night shift >its raining >see puddlesucker stand by the window crying looking at the many delicious puddles >I open the door >puddlesucker runs outside faster than a 4chan user chasing an icecream truck >sucks on atleast 7 puddles >comes back >gives me big wet hug >mfw guy who doesn't even crack a smile when he sees his family after 2 months, gives me a hug

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Anon loses his virginity to a transsexual prostitute. | /r/Greentext

File: 17a.png (286 KB, 500x497) weird feels thread Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)17:53:06 No.17019753 >>17019858 So I just lost my virginity to a transexual prostitute and I don't know if I should be proud I worked up the courage to, or ashamed of what went down >be me last night >2 weeks away from turning 21 >dont want to be that 21 year old who has never had sex >resolve myself to f--- a prostitute >realize this might be my only chance to live out my domination fantasy >tell her to just be real rough with me and dominate me, make me her slave >afraid she'd be weirded out but she seems happy >Exact words "It's not every day I get to dominate a virgin" >feel relaxed that she isn't repulsed by my virginity and think all will be okay >what follows is 20 minutes of extremely degrading and horrible sex followed by 10 minutes of humiliation >as soon as I get naked she pretty much rapes me for 20 minutes telling me what to do >it was not how I had pictured it >I was in so much pain both physically and emotionally but to afraid to her to stop >literally butt f----- for a good 10 minutes - pure agony >after she finished she jacked me off >originally planned to f--- a girl, but then came across this one listing >as far as trannys go shes a 9/10 >brazillian, proper t---, hot face, narrowish shoulders (only turn off was the big hands) >decide to just visit her since I've had a t----- fettish for years >as I get up to leave she pushes me back on the bed saying theres 10 minutes left >SHES THIS INTO DOMINATION >after downing some vodka for courage call her to make an appointment >30 minutes later I'm at her apartment >literally forces me to live on her bed and suck her balls for 10 minutes while she verbally abuses me >come home and cry myself to sleep >wake up, post this >Tell her this is my first time and asked if she could take the lead >she smiles and says sure "Just tell me what you're into" >pause Don't ever give into the t----- fettish robots, it's not worth it. Before this I could probably maybe pass as a normie sometimes, but now I am irreversibly emotionally damaged. Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)17:59:19 No. 17019858► Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)17:57:11 No.17019822 >>17019841 File: 1422251274872.jpg (34 KB, 336x335) >>17019796 I can't. My ass still f------ hurts. I will never be able to forget that. F--- you to all the t----- trip f--- who promote a--- sex. Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)17:57:57 No. 17019841 >>17019866 File: 1422406840411.jpg (47 KB, 499x499) >>17019822 Wait, so you got f----- BY the t-----? Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu) 18:04:00 No. 17019927 >>17020105 File: 1416645231837.png (283 KB, 546x432) Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:00:05 No. 17019866 >>17019888 >>17019890 >>17020415 >>17019841 Yes. By the time the ordeal started I had been completely cured of my t----- fettish, I just wanted it to be over, I had no desire to f--- her the moment she started abusing me. It is not how you picture kinky sex. It is horrible. SPOILERS Well OP, that's that. You got butt-f----- by a t-----. Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:15:16 No. 17020105 ► >>17020121 File: 133859012087.jpg (19 KB, 274x350) Time to move on to bigger and better things, and hopefully not just more of them. >>17019927 doesn't sound like they could be much bigger than the t----- c--- he took Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu) 18:01:24 No. 17019888 >>17019952 >>17020127 le: 1424497645196.jpg (51 KB, 632x560) >>17019952 >>17019979 Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:11:27 No. 17020043 >>17020127 le: 1423835228337.png (280 KB, 402x506) Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:00:42 No.17019877 ► LOL >>17020113 Op you sound butthurt. LEWD! Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu) 18:25:06 No.17020258 >>17020284 File: Spoiler Image (25 KB, 350x350) >>17020258 >butthurt Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:05:37 No. 17019952 >>17019973 >>17020043 >>17020210 >>17019888 I had sex, so I am no longer a virgin. It doesn't matter if I didn't f--- her. Sex is sex. Also she jacked me off. >>17019866 Why didn't you just f--- the t-----? I don't think that getting f----- in the ass really counts as losing your virginity, sounds like you went through of it for nothing. Nah, I'm pretty sure you're still a virgin, a virgin who essentially paid to be r---- by a t-----. Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:26:49 No. 17020284 ► File: 1420445143906.jpg (61 KB, 640x480) AD NET Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:18:12 No.17020149 >>17020181 >>17020197 >>17019753 (OP) The real question is how many dollars did you pay to have your a------ fissured to oblivion? Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:20:57 No. 17020197 >>17020213 >>17020233 >>17020242 >>17020149 I will answer you even though you are a d--- like some others here, incase a bro is actually curious. I paid $150 for 30 minutes. Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:23:44 No. 17020233 File: 1421164982658.png (14 KB, 524x685) >>17019753 (OP) holy f------ s--- SHHH RELAX ANON >>17020197 >paid 150$ to get painfully r---- in the ass WE STILL HAVE 10 MINUTES Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu) 18:29:07 No. 17020323 ► OP literally got himself r---- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:29:21 No.17020329 ▸ How long till OP gets an a--- prolapse? Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu) 18:22:18 No. 17020213 ► File: 1424135568410.jpg (49 KB, 317x313) Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:17:53 No. 17020142 ► >>17020113 No, but you're not a girl. As a man you have to penetrate. >>17020090 you gave a gay man money to r--- you >>17020197 >$150 for 30 minutes. >$150 for 30 minutes. >$150 for 30 minutes. TOP KEK Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:18:11 No.17020148► >>17019753 (OP) A girl gets f----- in the ass to avoid losing her virginity sometimes, dude. You didn't lose your virginity. You got f----- in your ass and essentially r---- for no reason. You're still a f------ virgin, holy f------ s---. I'm screencapping, this is GOLD. Anonymous 03/12/15(Thu)18:14:35 No. 17020091 >not stretching your boipussy weeks in advance in preparation

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Anon is japanese | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/09/13(Wed)05:25 No.7705372 Replies: >>7705394 >>7705398 >>7705406 >>7705476 >>7705524 >>7705545 >>7705579 >>7706318 Black people always criminal India people dirty looks criminal but make good curry South america people looks dirty but not many here. mexico food is good America people is ok, except marine and teacher. Europe people best white people good manners. Russia people is like black but wrong color by accident

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Idk if this has been posted before but its good | /r/Greentext

BOARDS /B/ Anonymous 716321829 /b/ 716313601 39% 8:47 PM /b/ 716320298 >Brother and I. >Check Craigslist when we're 19, year the 360 Elite came out. >Trying to find cheap launch 360's to nab up, since CoD babies are selling them for Elites. >Find a guy selling his for $110. >Meet at his apartment. >Dude seems okay, not a whole lot odd. >Brings out the Xbox, a couple games, and 2 controllers. >Says "F--- it, I'll take $10 off. It ain't even mine. It's my roomates. I recorded him f------ my girl, and they don't know it. I'm selling all their s--- off as revenge." >We're both like... "Holy f---, that blows. Is that his TV?" >He throws in a 32-inch widescreen for another $50. >Asks if we're hungry. 5 REPLIES 1 hr. ago >4 hours later, we've hit McDonalds, gotten drunk, and are playing pool at the local Billiards Hall. TL;DR: >We went to buy an Xbox. >Ended up with a bro for life. >Dude drops us his phone number incase we ever wanna hang out again. 10 years later, we were groomsmen at his wedding. Dude finished college 2 years after we met him, and makes 300k a year at a banking branch in SC. We still play video games and s--- over Discord. Best f------ Craigslist ad ever.

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Anonymous (ID: fxGyRwzy)= 113 KB JPG 10/11/22(Tue)23:44:39 Why is this "mommy gf" s--- so f------ popular with modern men? No.399441932 I have genuinely never seena a single zoomer say he wants to be a leader and wants a submissive gf You know that old study how two men kissing gives straight people the same emotional response as maggots? Same here. Every time I see someone post "I want a tall, muscly tomboy gf carry me in her arms and r--- me" it's like I am looking at a bowl of maggots What went wrong with them? : Anonymous (ID: iXQliS6X) 10/11/22(Tue)23:49:51 No.399442370 you've got a whole generation of young men who were raised by single moms, taught by women, rejected by girls their age, basically every woman they've known has treated them like s--- their entire lives. so their ultimate fantasy is to find a woman who nurtures and loves them unconditionally >>399442435 # >>399442545 # >>399442938 # >>399443345 # >>399443353 # >>399443368 # >>399443560 # >>399443663 # >>399443978 # >>399445190 # >>399446119 # >>399448431 #

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