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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![images (12).jpg (13 KB, 339x280) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 10/21/22(Fri)09:18:34 No.887660230 [8] [Reply] ✓ >>887660386 >Be me >Socially awkward 20 yo femanon with no friends >Enrol and start college >Meet a new girl named Bekah >She's a full stacy, one of the top cheerleaders and leader of a sorority >She's really cool, all her friends are confident stacys like her >Bekah takes a shine to me and hangs out with me everywhere >We talk a lot, she introduces me to a few nice hot guys she knows >Despite seeming prim and proper we act stupid and gross behind the scenes >One night at a party we all get wasted >I have three expresso martinis, some hot wings, several fireball shots >My stomach rumbles, can feel hot sauce but ignore it >We take turns smoking a fat blunt some shaggy guy gave us >Get hungry and want pizza so we head out to a nearby Papa Johns >We run some of the way, can feel the sludgey turd d---- bounce around >The girls being drunk and stupid decide to around, headlocking each other >One of the girls lifts her skirt up and farts on the other >It's gross but we laugh our asses off >Me and Bekah run ahead of the girls and hide in the bushes to pounce the others >I try to be funny >Pull up my skirt then pull down my panties to bare ass fart on Bekah >Release a torrent of rancid poopoo shake on her face >l glazed her like Dunkin' Donuts >She screams in horror and runs out, the other girls scream in terror >"that bitch f------ shat on me* >Stare in embarrassment and run off into the woods >Get lost for several hours and pass out by a river >Clean myself off and find my way home >Drop out of college, contemplate moving countries](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/463/226/df8.png "Femanon glazes her friend | /r/Greentext")
