![images (12).jpg (13 KB, 339x280) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 10/21/22(Fri)09:18:34 No.887660230 [8] [Reply] ✓ >>887660386 >Be me >Socially awkward 20 yo femanon with no friends >Enrol and start college >Meet a new girl named Bekah >She's a full stacy, one of the top cheerleaders and leader of a sorority >She's really cool, all her friends are confident stacys like her >Bekah takes a shine to me and hangs out with me everywhere >We talk a lot, she introduces me to a few nice hot guys she knows >Despite seeming prim and proper we act stupid and gross behind the scenes >One night at a party we all get wasted >I have three expresso martinis, some hot wings, several fireball shots >My stomach rumbles, can feel hot sauce but ignore it >We take turns smoking a fat blunt some shaggy guy gave us >Get hungry and want pizza so we head out to a nearby Papa Johns >We run some of the way, can feel the sludgey turd d---- bounce around >The girls being drunk and stupid decide to around, headlocking each other >One of the girls lifts her skirt up and farts on the other >It's gross but we laugh our asses off >Me and Bekah run ahead of the girls and hide in the bushes to pounce the others >I try to be funny >Pull up my skirt then pull down my panties to bare ass fart on Bekah >Release a torrent of rancid poopoo shake on her face >l glazed her like Dunkin' Donuts >She screams in horror and runs out, the other girls scream in terror >"that bitch f------ shat on me* >Stare in embarrassment and run off into the woods >Get lost for several hours and pass out by a river >Clean myself off and find my way home >Drop out of college, contemplate moving countries](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/463/226/df8.png "Femanon glazes her friend | /r/Greentext")
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