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06/06/19(Thu)06:39:19 Military Story Thread? Military Story Thread. I'll start. >Be me, join Navy. >Dad was in the Navy, grandad, his grandad, etc. 11 KB JPG >Finally in, on the boat, the works. >There's some furfag here but we're suppose to be "tolerant." Doesn't matter anyway, everyone's f----- gay anyway. >f--- around with my boys on the ship >finally time for lights out >Go to bunk : Anonymous >furfag approaches my bunk >"The f--- do you want furfag?" >feel something grab my ass, and then my c--- >mortified >flip s--- >beat the s--- out of him No.801539730 >get discharged >w/e I don't wanna f----- go back >Drink my troubles away >Talk to therapist about it >"What did he say to you?" >... "I can't doc. I really just can't." >Can't take it anymore >Go home >Put gun in my mouth >Wife breaks door down and demands to know what he said. >He said... "uwu, wots dis? A foreskin? Gimme yer smeggie weggie!" >crying, wife consoles me as I type this 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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