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: Anonymous 142 KB JPG >be me >racist heretic grandpa just died >religious mom: "anon, I don't think grandpa will go to heaven..." >what do you mean.jpg >"if you knew only half the stuff your grandfather has done, you would send him to hell too anon" >hell 09/26/22(Mon)07:33:29 No.70353953 >get on my pc >boot up DOOM 2016 >rip and tear for hours to make sure that my grandpa pays for his sins by my hand alone >the headphones have punctured my left eardrum but it is a small price to pay for ripping and tearing millions of demons and hell-spawn

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 02/28/15(Sat)09:00:34 No.601034522 >Be me >Have super ashy skin (I'm white) >So bad that in the mid- summer I sometimes bleed from my skin cracking >Go to dermatologist >Get this lotion thats supposed to help >300 dollars a bottle >Get home >J------- with it 74 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 259 KB PNG 06/16/21 (Wed) 23:26:33 No.64183663 >talking to girl I like >tell her that every night 1 hour before bedtime I turn off my electronics and drink tea and read a book so I get a good night's sleep >now she calls me "grandma" it's over

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Anonymous (ID: h33TNvQ) 08/26/14(Tue)21:09:26 No.564954759 more. leg so hot hot hot leg leg so hot u fry an eg Anonymous (ID: 1Uj/GaSB) 08/26/14(Tue)21:09:51 No.564954840 what the actual f--- Anonymous (ID: xjkjV7Of ) 08/26/14(Tue)21:10:46 No.564955000 >>564954759 (OP) #

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: Anonymous (ID: aUefwJGc ) 2 "NOBODY IS GOING ANYWHERE" 324 KB JPG 09/26/22(Mon)13:02:19 No.397017110 >Mobilized man killed a drafting office commander in Ust-Ilimsk, Irkutsk region, Russia. >The murderer is Ruslan Zinin, born in 1997, "partially mobilized". He decided jail is better than death in Ukraine. >According to a witness, the man shot the military commandant after he had given a "clumsy" pep talk for the men to go and fight in Ukraine. >"Nobody is going to go anywhere," the man said moments before opening fire, a witness told the Baikal People news outlet. 62 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: +37lw1b0) [+] 09/21/22(Wed)21:30:10 No.396375358 This dude is gaming the system. An anon here yesterday was in this dude's class. This teacher was almost fired for 'toxic masculinity' last year, as well as not embracing woke culture. He'd drop redpills to his class, such as how silly gender neutral bathrooms are. The school board hates him. He's now upping the ante to exploit the very clown world the school and society itself created. His long game is most likely to get fired, and then sue for discrimination. There is no other explanation... No better way to troll clown world than to become an over-the-top caricature of a woman. >>396375466 # >>396375702 # >>396375724 # >>396376943 # >>396377394 # >>396377424 # >>396377636 # >>396378065 #

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: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/26/22(Mon)19:43:46 No.70354698 >sister and her bf have loud sex whike parents are out >record the sound from my room >show parents >sister is no longer allowed to be around her bf unsupervised >his parents grounded him F------ got what they deserved. They should have been having quiet sex instead.

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9 KB JPG > Be anime director / Manga creator > Decide to make a story aimed at women > Add a cast of of skillful, sensitive, feminine looking men because that formula has always worked > create and publish the show > audience for the show is undeniably female > Be Hollywood > Decide to make a story aimed at women > Add one male character who is assumed to appeal to the female audience > create and publish work > audience for the show is gay men Why is Hollywood so bad at accepting that the female market doesn't like the beefy, hyper masculine men the execs keep throwing at them?

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Anonymous 1.97 MB PNG 08/29/22(Mon)22:23:09 No.70018188 I met someone, bros. >She is 22 (I'm 27) >a virgin >sweet af >locks herself away making art, watching anime, and playing video games >inspirational (she got me into art but I suck ass) >hates going outside because she feels people are too mean >wants me to be soft and warm and not so cold around her >wears hoodies all day with her hair up >really cute face, blue eyes, but she is a little chubby (she goes to the gym but I don't care that she is chubby) I basically found the girl we talk about, bros. Despite her being chubby. We all are going to f------ make it. I just had to tell my bros. 7 years on this board and now I finally found a wholesome girl that is sweet and caring. 50 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous MONTE 32 KB JPG 09/25/22(Sun)22:04:01 >staying at "haunted hotel" in Flagstaff, AZ No.886266928 >leave room to go out with friends >come back around 2AM and put key into door and door doesn't open >think that it's older so must be stuck >start jiggling the door handle rapidly >push on door with shoulder >give up and kick the door out of frustration >look at key and look at room number >realize it wasn't my room >realize I probably scared the absolute s--- out of another guest >urgently run back to hotel room

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: Anonymous 142 KB JPG >be me >racist heretic grandpa just died >religious mom: "anon, I don't think grandpa will go to heaven..." >what do you mean.jpg >"if you knew only half the stuff your grandfather has done, you would send him to hell too anon" >hell 09/26/22(Mon)07:33:29 No.70353953 >get on my pc >boot up DOOM 2016 >rip and tear for hours to make sure that my grandpa pays for his sins by my hand alone >the headphones have punctured my left eardrum but it is a small price to pay for ripping and tearing millions of demons and hell-spawn

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