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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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File: 592566bd1600002200ddc895.jpeg.jpg (147 KB, 1778x1000) >shes always mad at me >easily snaps and acts crazy >sex is gone >kisses and hugs are gone >go back to my parents house >ghost her >she texts and calls 1,000 times in rage >talk to her again >go back to her place >same s--- Anonymous 09/25/22(Sun)00:14:32 No.70333882 [Reply] ► >>70334357 >Get matched with a girl with BPD >she gets obssessed with me talking about forever forever and ever s--- >accepts me for who I am and my short comings >a real perfect mommy girlfriend caring and loving >no more babe no more sex no more talking no more obsessing over me >shes always on her phone >awkward silence >leaves me again I hate women >she brings up how we should have promise rings so it can be forever >buy some promise rings >we have lots of sex lots of touching she calls me babe all the time and my love >4 months later >go back to my parents house again >she slowly stops messaging me, then blocks me everywhere and breaks up with me >3 weeks later unblocks me nagging me again with dozens of messages

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Anonymous 65 KB JPG 09/24/22(Sat)13:49:04 No.70335588 I hate the fact that the world was built by and for autists, psychopaths, sociopaths and antisocial schizoids. we are fated to loose humanity and live in a dystopia. we depend too much in the systems they created, we rejected nature. f--- nerds. View Thread

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Anonymous 839 KB PNG 09/24/22(Sat)06:56:53 No.70331473 >bad sleep and wake up being all furious >rant a little bit too much about stuff at home >get a ciggy and a ice coffee >takes a while til I calm down a lil >parents ask me to choose a movie for them to watch >dunno and end up picking Blood Diamond >end up watching it with them together >our doorbell rings >its a neighbour >tells me that they are going to be loud tonight because they are celebrating his bday >we dont mind so tell him to have fun and a happy bday >go back to continue the movie >its kinda too brutal for mom specially with the child soldiers >parents decide to stop with the movie for now/today and go take a shower before they take a nap together welp what now,meh maybe I could need a shower too and also a nap

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: Anonymous funny reddit 10 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 55 KB PNG >>10404747 # 09/24/22(Sat) 18:41:53 No.10404739 >be me >go on reddit >make a funny 9/11 meme >everyone makes 9/11 jokes in the comments good ending View Thread 09/24/22(Sat) 18:49:38 No. 10404746 >be me >go on [s4s] >reply to a dumb frogposter >post the same frog but flipped >who am i quoting

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Anonymous 70 KB JPG 09/24/22(Sat)13:32:47 No.70335423 >tfw made a cute egirl c-- on webcam for me >feel good about it maybe im not hopeless >tfw she only came because im catfishing her as a hot guy and not myself

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: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)13:06:44 No.885787706 >go on vacation with friends >we Airbnb a large house >one guy gets sick and stays in bed the whole week >He's a newcomer to the friend group so whatever >a few days in we all hit a club >lots of blow and some shrooms >sick guy's cute nerdy fiancee flirts with me the whole night >we eventually break off from the group and head back to the Airbnb >Me and her head to my room and rack more lines >start hooking up >She tells me her bf never indulges her many kinks >more coke >she insists I facefuck her >Obviously I oblige >More coke >Piss in her mouth >We f---, it was gross because she was covered in piss >C-- on her face >she cries because she cheated >5am she leaves my room and gets into bed with her fiance >We all eat breakfast at like 2pm >She still smelled like piss At the airport a few days later, her fiance jokes about hearing me f------ some slut days earlier. She laughs along. I have never been more disgusted in myself and the entire female sex. I never do s--- like that and it still bothers me that they're married and she's almost definitely doing gross s--- with other dudes behind his back.

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Anonymous 06/19/22(Sun)12:50:45 No.69103270 >Buy $200 worth of weed >Take one hit >Get paranoid about going to prison 18 KB JPG >Flush it all down the toilet >Remember it's legal in my state How's your day going, Robots?

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Re 2 img 4 Replies 45KB · (680 × 760 GENDER REVEAL >have an Iranian online friend >he is secretly an atheist and basically a liberal >I tell him everything about western women >he changes his mind and becomes a muslim again

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: Anonymous 657 KB JPG 08/09/21(Mon)16:52:58 No.64905522 >have this friend on discord >he's really depressed and especially down lately >says it's cause his birthday is coming up and he's still a virgin >send him a pic of my t--- on his birthday to cheer him up >he just gets angry and blocks me W-- why are men like this? >>64905592 # : Anonymous >>64905522 (OP) # >my friend says he's dying of hunger >send him a PICTURE of food >w-- why is he angry??! 08/09/21(Mon)16:55:08 No.64905553

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$20200430 104110(245 MB, 1903x24930 R S לה שבין המגניב שלא אפול קת C Anonymous {000004/30/20THu(10:43:18 No.255674716755674225% 14850>>25567498!>755675472500B-25567720-7607070432507883 **255070904>>255076844 >>255070826 >>255676985>>255677184>>255877195 >>255077228 >>255677289 >>250677319 >>255677342 >>255077501>>256877828 >>255077503 >>255677865>>255078118 >>255678781 >>255679015 >>255679017 >>255678304>>255679529 »>255A79005>>255040065>>255680331255680341 >>255680785>>255681068 >>255681206 >>255682252 >>25568237125682445 >>255884008 >>255685262 >>255689046 >>255888504>>255680891 >>255687163 >>255687302 >>255688768 >>255680540 >>255020634>>255091589 >>255892440 >>255692867 >>255083254>>256803286 >>255003401 >>255403100 >>256604055>>255094077 >>255894108 >>255005272 >>255000004>>255080778 >>255700455>>255700319 >>255700729 >>255674716 (OP) are you black? Should we learn the language of are enemy? Anonymous (ID: GEWOO) 04/30/20(Thu)10:45:40 No.255674948255675137 >>255675158 22255675487 >>255675557 >>255676352 >>255676385>>255678412>>255678419 >>255676582 >>255676770>>255676844 >>255678040255877165255677261 +255677402255577563255677985>>255878103255878408255676474>>255878551 255578820 >>255678908255679203255672672 >>255679821255680252255680810 >>255680066 **255681085 2255681223 22255681867 +255681282225568202122255682460255882734 2255682753 22255682833255853124255685251 2255685418 255885524 255885546 22255685821 2556858282558850822255686085 Anonymous (ID 04/302(THu(10:44.30 No.255674826 ► C Anonymous (ID: 04/3020(hu(10 44:51 N6,255674858 ► 250874340 -255000721 No >>255674716 (OP) are you black? No 22556809255685332225568638322255680444 2225558540122255636450255050502255002631225568675925568022122255682085225571632556874012255687514 2225568833822255888363255683628255638738 255658765255689440*255090243255090534 255097497255685884 22255699013255898327 25558933822255699036255700021 25570176822255702947255703148 255703461 22255703941 255706063255704083 File 20000430 104221j00 (162 M, 1847820941 >>255674858 255891054 2255092440255029041255083251 225569370529500406225580410022556942742550051442556956772556951225509094255696749 22255697481 אז לכי עלוהות שב ה לי את ה15 תתני לי לתהות למה לעזאזל אי נתתי לך להיכנס האם אתההגדרה שלאיפיות D Anonymous (ID: Emdr+vb )= 04/30/20(Thu)13:12:56 No 255688626 ► »25570584 File: LaughingStoned.png (86 KB, 291x378) >>255674948 Oh okay, carry on then and Heil Hitler segons (2 Game Augmeni_aEQ וא Flo sovetaeel12345324505 PAT Fi Baed F 186HA1043020(Thu}11:01:26 No.255676352 Fie 158611847879.jpg(15 KB 251x242) 22255674948 >>255674858 No או בכיעלוהות שבח לי את הלב תתם לי לתהות למה לעזאזל 18 נתתי לך להיכנס האם את הרקטה Anonymous (IDST04/30/20(Thu}12:14 29 No.255683124 ► Fle: 1580307454051.jpg 4K 68x526 ► 255477770- 255675137255675669 Thu(19 47:34 No)18104/30/20 ) פדוואס )Anonymous [([Yeul} \D >>255674948 w--, i love black people now >>255674948 1488 my fellow nazi 22255674948 Oh ok. Good Something was wrong with your first photo, you might want to check your camera settings, follow while עניין 5 רSTApaw Lal$

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246 KB JPG major is >I tell him math >Be math major >In CS class >Pajeet sits next to me >Never talked before >Professor running late >We end up talking >He asks me what my >He laughs at me and says "Oh" >I ask what's so funny >Says I should change my major to CompSci and thats where all the money is at >He tells me math degrees are useless and I'm wasting my time >I ask what he plans to do with his degree >He said hes going to become a software developer >I tell him that's impressive and he should use that money to buy toilets for his people so they don't have to s--- in the street >He gets super p----- and says "f--- you man" and gets up and leaves >Reports me to the professor >Had to talk to the dean >Dean says I have to go to a tolerance seminar now

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