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: Anonymous 376 KB GIF I'm gay. 12/22/18(Sat)05:54:00 No.787944919 My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic. What do I do? Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense. >Fishing show on TV in the living room >Watching it with mom and dad >Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff" >Me:"It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there" >Dad:"Time flies when you're a f-----." >Go to my room It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a f--.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous SEN 91 KB JPG 09/18/22(Sun)01:58:48 No.27331548 How do I cope with the fact that I'll never be Chad? Women only find tiny subset of men attractive while men find all kinds of women attractive. 130 Replies / 15 Images View Thread Anonymous >>27331548 (OP) # >men find all kinds of women attractive Speak for yourself coomer 09/19/22(Mon)22:54:03 No.27343980

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: Anonymous on wow He's JUST LIKE me 555 KB PNG 09/20/22(Tue)01:35:08 No.885930639 >Be me in middle school >Date pretty girl >3 days into relationship she breaks up with me and tells me I've made them realize they are a lesbian >sophomore year of high school >start dating a nice girl >she has something to tell me >she is bi >oh f--- here we go again >tells me she still wants to be with me : Anonymous >this happens several more times thorough middle and high school >long distance through college >now happily married Keep going anons, she is out there waiting for you. 2 Replies / 1 Image 12 KB PNG View Thread 09/20/22(Tue)01:39:41 No.885930768 >>885930639 (OP) # Don't forget that I too am also out here waiting for you. In the middle of nowhere, Australia. Best not get lost while hitchhiking, might find yourself in me pig shed haha.

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anon's mom is a gigachad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Mom learned to dab 70 KB PNG 05/18/18(Fri)23:15:58 No.4550017 >27 and still at home >No job >No driver's license >Mom does her weekly ritual of coming into my room and telling me I need to find a job >Usually tell her to shut the f--- up and leave me alone because it stresses me out and angers me >Try it again this time >She dabs >Ask her what the f--- she's doing >She says I need to find a job within the next three months or I'm out on my own >Start crying >She dabs again >Everytime I ask for something or try to get her to see my side she dabs on me without saying anything

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Anon goes to Disneyland | /r/Greentext

RUME Getting Picture with Rey at Disney World Anonymous 07/01/22(Fri)19:23:25 No.170428040 ► >>170428131 >be me and plan trip to Disney's Hollywood Studios with goal to get picture with Rey >pay $150 plus tip for ticket >make beeline to Galaxys Edge at ropedrop >wait an hour in line to get picture with rey >Chad in front puts arm around her and gets picture taken >I decide to do the same thing >when I try to put arm around her she instantly backs away >-get picture taken with me a safe space apart What's wrong with me?

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Anon evaluates politics | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 233 KB JPG 09/20/22(Tue)09:18:33 No.70277282 >periodically evaluate my beliefs to grow as a person >stumble upon socialism and communism >realize that capitalism hates me and wants me to die because I'm not a good worker and a loser why did I unironically ever support an idea so against me? 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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anons gas station experience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.35 MB GIF 04/09/22(Sat)08:36:50 No.875971279 >be me >end up at gas station in b------ nowhere while traveling through the Midwest >ugliest man I've ever seen approaches my car >starts asking me questions >where am I going, what do I do for work etc >talk to him for a bit a see a retarded man running out one door and into another >he's fat and balding and has food stains all down his shirt >the man yells "Goddammit Gene I told you not go go in there" >hear a bunch of s--- breaking in the door retard went into >fat lady the size of my car comes waddling out with a stick >chases Gene out >Gene is now naked >Gene sees me and cannot comprehend his excitement to f--- up my day >starts moaning while bolting straight for me >I am in absolute disbelief and freeze because I'm trying to process this >I grab a windshield squeegee to hit him with >Gene spooks and runs off into the sunset >guy and lady get in truck to go after him >They don't come back >go inside and help myself to a bag of jerky and an Arizona tea and get in my car >cop pulls up and says "is it Gene again?" >I say yeah >cops radios "It's Gene" >takes off full speed already knowing which direction to go >how many times has this happened

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anon gets stimulated when he hears jew | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: (siP43y8W) = This site has f----- my brain,(...) 372 KB PNG 09/19/22 (Mon)14:17:25 No.396008300 >this moment i realised i f----- up i hope she did not notice that >i was at university >one of my fellow student has a jewish sounding name >i asked if she was jewish or not >she said yes >i started rub my hand as soon as i heard Anonymous (ID: OLOq2ryM) >>396008820 # Maybe you should learn to think for yourself and not be such an immature little screwball. 09/19/22 (Mon)14:18:51 No.396008485 >>396009051 # Anonymous (ID: (siP43y8W) = 09/19/22 (Mon)14:22:01 No.396008820 >>396008485 # i did it unconsciously, it is like conditional reflex when i get stimulated, in this case, it is whenever i heard the word jew

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Anon posts the frog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.61363850 >I post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >I get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >I post the frog

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Anonymous 51 KB JPG 09/19/22(Mon)14:11:35 No.885894497 >Don't f------ quote me!

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Anon believes a greater conspiracy | /r/Greentext

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anon meets fat people | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous No.885894339 It's usually fat and/or ugly women. Attractive girls will sperg out if they feel rejected in any way, but the fatties and the uggos do it the most. >break up with a girl >don't see anyone for a while because I wasn't ready to date again yet 09/19/22(Mon)14:09:00 >eventually start hooking up with a classmate >very tall, fat but most of it was in her ass, legs and boobs, ginger, kind of a butterface >says she just broke up with someone and doesn't wanna date >cool >ff a week or so, she starts being bitchier and bitchier >eventually tell her I don't want to sleep with each other anymore >she freaks out, yells in my face, throws some s--- around in my room, and storms down the hall >I heard her pause and turn around at the end of the hall, but I didn't go after her so she kept stomping until she was gone >blocks me on everything >ff a month or so >started seeing a nice girl from the gym >ragebitch unblocks me on everything >starts messaging me about how sad she is that nobody wants to go to her graduation party >I showed up out of pity, hoping she could be normal >she wound up trying to kiss me in the parking lot, told her no, she blows up again

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