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: Anonymous 1.35 MB GIF 04/09/22(Sat)08:36:50 No.875971279 >be me >end up at gas station in b------ nowhere while traveling through the Midwest >ugliest man I've ever seen approaches my car >starts asking me questions >where am I going, what do I do for work etc >talk to him for a bit a see a retarded man running out one door and into another >he's fat and balding and has food stains all down his shirt >the man yells "Goddammit Gene I told you not go go in there" >hear a bunch of s--- breaking in the door retard went into >fat lady the size of my car comes waddling out with a stick >chases Gene out >Gene is now naked >Gene sees me and cannot comprehend his excitement to f--- up my day >starts moaning while bolting straight for me >I am in absolute disbelief and freeze because I'm trying to process this >I grab a windshield squeegee to hit him with >Gene spooks and runs off into the sunset >guy and lady get in truck to go after him >They don't come back >go inside and help myself to a bag of jerky and an Arizona tea and get in my car >cop pulls up and says "is it Gene again?" >I say yeah >cops radios "It's Gene" >takes off full speed already knowing which direction to go >how many times has this happened

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