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Anonymous 233 KB JPG 09/20/22(Tue)09:18:33 No.70277282 >periodically evaluate my beliefs to grow as a person >stumble upon socialism and communism >realize that capitalism hates me and wants me to die because I'm not a good worker and a loser why did I unironically ever support an idea so against me? 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anons gas station experience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.35 MB GIF 04/09/22(Sat)08:36:50 No.875971279 >be me >end up at gas station in b------ nowhere while traveling through the Midwest >ugliest man I've ever seen approaches my car >starts asking me questions >where am I going, what do I do for work etc >talk to him for a bit a see a retarded man running out one door and into another >he's fat and balding and has food stains all down his shirt >the man yells "Goddammit Gene I told you not go go in there" >hear a bunch of s--- breaking in the door retard went into >fat lady the size of my car comes waddling out with a stick >chases Gene out >Gene is now naked >Gene sees me and cannot comprehend his excitement to f--- up my day >starts moaning while bolting straight for me >I am in absolute disbelief and freeze because I'm trying to process this >I grab a windshield squeegee to hit him with >Gene spooks and runs off into the sunset >guy and lady get in truck to go after him >They don't come back >go inside and help myself to a bag of jerky and an Arizona tea and get in my car >cop pulls up and says "is it Gene again?" >I say yeah >cops radios "It's Gene" >takes off full speed already knowing which direction to go >how many times has this happened

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anon gets stimulated when he hears jew | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: (siP43y8W) = This site has f----- my brain,(...) 372 KB PNG 09/19/22 (Mon)14:17:25 No.396008300 >this moment i realised i f----- up i hope she did not notice that >i was at university >one of my fellow student has a jewish sounding name >i asked if she was jewish or not >she said yes >i started rub my hand as soon as i heard Anonymous (ID: OLOq2ryM) >>396008820 # Maybe you should learn to think for yourself and not be such an immature little screwball. 09/19/22 (Mon)14:18:51 No.396008485 >>396009051 # Anonymous (ID: (siP43y8W) = 09/19/22 (Mon)14:22:01 No.396008820 >>396008485 # i did it unconsciously, it is like conditional reflex when i get stimulated, in this case, it is whenever i heard the word jew

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Anon posts the frog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.61363850 >I post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >I get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >I post the frog

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anon doesn't want to be quoted | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 51 KB JPG 09/19/22(Mon)14:11:35 No.885894497 >Don't f------ quote me!

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Anon believes a greater conspiracy | /r/Greentext

File: 1634405914405.png (73 KB, 427x400) CIA Anonymous 11/01/21 (Mon)16:59:30 No.5355696 >>5356713 >>5357245 >Zebras are NOT just painted horses >zookeepers are NOT CIA horse painters >they are REAL and NEAT animals that use their stripes to dazzle predators. >Do NOT go to the zoo and ask to see the horse painting station. You will never get Jaid if you do this

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anon meets fat people | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous No.885894339 It's usually fat and/or ugly women. Attractive girls will sperg out if they feel rejected in any way, but the fatties and the uggos do it the most. >break up with a girl >don't see anyone for a while because I wasn't ready to date again yet 09/19/22(Mon)14:09:00 >eventually start hooking up with a classmate >very tall, fat but most of it was in her ass, legs and boobs, ginger, kind of a butterface >says she just broke up with someone and doesn't wanna date >cool >ff a week or so, she starts being bitchier and bitchier >eventually tell her I don't want to sleep with each other anymore >she freaks out, yells in my face, throws some s--- around in my room, and storms down the hall >I heard her pause and turn around at the end of the hall, but I didn't go after her so she kept stomping until she was gone >blocks me on everything >ff a month or so >started seeing a nice girl from the gym >ragebitch unblocks me on everything >starts messaging me about how sad she is that nobody wants to go to her graduation party >I showed up out of pity, hoping she could be normal >she wound up trying to kiss me in the parking lot, told her no, she blows up again

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Anon has a lucid dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 83 KB JPG 09/19/22 (Mon)19:23:29 No.70273239 >be me this morning >have dream, am in our old apartment >realize it's dream >need to f--- someone then >have a moment of hesitation >"what if no dream afterall?" >"no it's def a dream les go" >manage to open the door to go f--- the hot neighbour >ofc some noise wakes me up >go back to sleep >am in same old apartment again >don't realize I'm dreaming >go watch some strange p--- on my computer >c-- after less than a minute >forget about it, dream something else >wake up >mfw j----- my pants Why am I this retarded bros?

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Femanon wants attention | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Fembot Feels 44 KB GIF 09/19/22 (Mon)14:01:57 No.70273624 >be me >19 year old girl >been in a relationship since 9th grade with a boy who I am/was planning to marry next year >a classmate told me on Valentine's that he likes me >I told him that I have a fiance but that we can be friends >I develop feelings for this guy despite myself >first time I've had eyes for anyone besides my boyfriend during our five years together >we start romancing and courting each other in April but I don't officially date him because I don't know if I want to leave my current relationship >no sex, only kisses and snuggles >two months ago I made a new friend in a class who I've quickly fallen in love with >I feel for him so strongly that I've lost almost all interest in my other classmate >fiance is freaking out because I've grown more and more distant throughout the year and speak to him less and less >Classmate 1 is getting mad at me because in July I was THIS close to leaving my partner for him, then I met this other guy and my feelings subsided >tldr I'm poison, I destroy everything and everyone I touch, I'm awful, the stress is destroying me, 2022 is a weird year. AMA

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Anon shares a link | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 802 KB GIF 1 Reply 04/04/22(Mon) 20:07:25 No.875707823 Hey guys, there's this really cool website I found. It's called 4chan. You're gonna love it. https://www.4chan.org/ View Thread : Anonymous >>875707823 (OP) # I don't like it. 04/04/22(Mon) 20:10:02 No.875707947

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Which option would you choose and why? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 424 KB PNG 05/12/22(Thu)02:54:25 No.87798 >"I f----- your mom last night!" >"My mom is dead." You have several options, anon. >1. "Oh, sorry about that man." >2. "Yeah, cuz I f----- her to death." Which one do you choose and why?

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Anon needs meds | /r/Greentext

Anonymous GOSH DIGGITY DARN IT. I left the door open to the pain dimension again. 910 KB GIF 09/19/22(Mon)13:45:18 No.885893175 >Paranoid. >Afraid of people. >Can't function beyond staying home all day long. >Having full conversations with me. I unironically think I need meds.

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Anon tries to break the cycle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous DO NOT TAKE BREAKS 1.81 MB PNG 09/19/22 (Mon)18:36:56 No.70272717 >get tired of living my life like this >monday >finally getting my s--- together >making a to-do list every morning >meditating every day >cold showers every day >no fap >no more junk food >no more drinking >feel amazing and confident in the face of adversity like never before >exhausting but feel more fulfilled at the end of the day >weekend rolls around >time for a little break and decide to play video games in the morning >time flies by >never end up taking a cold shower >never end up meditating >end up masturbating >end up not studying at all monday rolls around again >i'm a complete coomer mess again >fall back into bad habits again for a couple weeks >repeat 10x

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