The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him | /r/Greentext
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![Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)18:32:32 No.885828819 [Reply] >885832956 >be me >have microbenis >it's literally the size of those small linked sausages >get girlfriend in college >bestgirl.jpg >afraid she will dump me if she finds out >she's a bit woke, not badly though >tell her I'm a t----- and that I have dysphoria because I'm being denied surgery >she buys it >plan to fool her until marriage and hope penis transplants are a thing by then >she bought it too hard >ohno, poor anon is oppressed because he doesn't have a penis >she gets me a f------ strap on as a birthday present >it's type meant for lesbians with the harness and pantries >can't back out now >hide my mini meat inside the panties and f--- her >it's awkward but it works >she's really happy >this goes on for a while until she accidentally sees my d--- >what's that anon? I thought you didn't get surgery? >panic >tell her it's my clitoris, it has gotten larger because of the uhh...hormone therapy >oh why didn't you tell me anon?! That's great, it looks almost like a real penis >she wants to try it >actually get to f--- my girl with my real micromeat, it's obviously not as good as the strap on, but she seems genuinely happy >she praises it, saying it's very realistic and that I don't need surgery >calls it cute >says I'm biologically blessed to have gotten this large a penis naturally, and that it's proof that i'm a man >Mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/442/696/1cf.png "Anon has a micropenis | /r/Greentext")
