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: Anonymous Childhood Sexual Experiences T(...) 11/26/22(Sat)12:12:38 No.889742047 93 KB JPG >Be me >be 11 years old >weird kid with no friends >only friend was an equally weird kid >this was around the time everyone was discovering p--- >always talked to each other on the playground about cartoon p--- we saw on newgrounds >both decided that having your d--- sucked probably feels really good >Decide that one day we'll suck each others d---- to see what it feels like >One day in the summer we ride our bikes to the playground and go under the roof part of it >playground is in the middle of a huge field and we live in a small town with nobody out walking so we figure no one will see us there >show each other our d---- >we're already both erect in anticipation >one of his balls is bigger than the other >Think it's kind of weird but don't care >it's very awkward and neither of us wants to start cause it feels like we're crossing some line >eventually I work up the courage and suck his d--- >feels kinda weird but I don't hate it >suck it for a minute then stop >he gets ready to suck my d--- but is hesitant >he tickles my balls first as a joke > I urge him to hurry up and do it so we can leave >he likewise sucks my d--- for about a minute then stops >feelsgoodman >asks me if I like the feeling and I tell him I do >neither of us c-- (we hadn't learned how to yet) >After that we ride back to his house and do regular kid s--- > I move away later that summer >we still sometimes talk but we never mentioned that ever again >see shota threads here every day and realize I literally lived these f------ dreams

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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