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: Anonymous 80 KB JPG 11/24/22(Thu)02:46:19 No.889612008 An old story i just remembered >Be me and my friend >Both incredibly scrawny, short, thin, no real muscle mass >Coming back from a party, drunk >Some random guy starts yelling at us >"Yo what the f--- did you say?" >w--.jpeg >We never mentioned the guy, barely even noticed his existence until he announced himself to us >navysealscopypasta.txt at us again >"We didnt say s--- what are you on about" >"I heard you, dont f--- with me" >Takes both of us in a choke hold (even considering we were both small, this dude was still pretty big) >Takes us behind a building >"Again, what the f--- did you say about me?" >We didnt say s--- we swear >"Don't lie to me i f------ heard you are you calling me deaf blah blah" >H-------- dude we are telling the truth >"Yea, still lying, what do you have on you" >Feels us both, combined we're carrying maybe $10 in local currency >Takes our money >Asks where we're from >"From the next town over" >"Oh... how are you going home, by bus?" >"Ye, why?" >"How much is the ticket?" >Like $2 (in local currency) >"Oh alright, here you go" >M----------- actually gives us $2 each for our ticket home >"Anyone ever touches you, just tell 'em you're friends with me!" >Leaves >My friend and I catch the bus and get home no issue Pretty sure the only reason the guy gave us half of our money back is so we don't rat him out to anyone, but given the fact that he barely stole anything anyway, not like we'd cause a ruckus for what amounts to a total of like $10. Nicest robber ever to be honest

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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