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File: goodMorning.png (443 KB, 900x900) Here to be clarifyings Anonymous 09/18/22 (Sun)13:38:11 No.612530267 Good Morning Sirs, I am representative from Rockstar Games company. Sirs, it seems you are having some misconceptions. I am here to do confirming that the leak is FAKE,, and it did not coming out of India. I hope yoo are understand. Please to be ceasing discussions and blaming India for the fake leak. Thank you sirs. Sincerely, Ranjesh Sofware devloper Rockstar Games

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 72 KB JPG >be me >straight >real 09/18/22(Sun)17:08:26 No.885846889

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: Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)13:11:47 No.70259728 I take pleasure in the fact that Russian incels got to f--- German foids in Berlin during WW2. >Chad Russians mostly died during heavy battles at the start of the war 923 KB PNG >Most of the surviving soviets were probably regular guys or full-blown incels on the rear echelons >Muh "ubermensch A----" German chads got killed or taken captive >If a soviet incel worked hard enough his officers gave him virgin k---- girls to f--- >There's tales of older soviet officers making sure their young comrades lose their virginites to K---- bitches >(((Hitler))) was seething the whole time >Literal stories of German chads being forced to watch soviet incels gangbang their daughters, mothers and girlfriends >Peasant incels literally cucked chads >The war turned the incels into sigma males >The once arrogant Germans had to raise half-slavs like a bunch of beta cucks I disagree with Communism but the soviets actually tried to help their incel population.

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Anon is from an alternate timeline | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: bL/fn/Mu 09/18/22(Sun)11:48:47 No.395863331 >Be me in alternate time-line >Elizabeth's funeral is today >F------ hate the monarchy but keep my mouth shut >People will finally shut up about this and move on 10 KB JPG >ohshitecho.mp3 >See a man in the background with a rifle >Charles goes from mutated pug to exploding watermelon in a half second >limos flip their s--- and drive off >GOD F------ DAMMIT NOT AGAIN >National mourning is redeclared >fuckingkillme.jpg 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon observes an abusive relationship | /r/Greentext

coworker domestic abused? 2.64 MB GIF 09/18/22(Sun)07:50:48 No.70257008 >be me >work at 711 >night shifts cause robot that parents don't love him (can't be neet) >my shifts are from 10pm to 6am so coworker is coming to replace me >she enters the store and goes to buy some redbull i think before i punch out >comes to the register >i notice that her glass are broken and fixed with f------ duct tape >trying to make conversation casually ask her about it >oh it's nothing basically the dumbass of my boyfriend broke but it was totally an accident >tears falling but no actual sad expression just red eyes after that i went to throw the trash before leaving my shift and punched out didn't want to ask because i don't wanna hear a 30 minutes story i've already have a 15 minutes drive to my f------ job other thing that i notice is that her boyfriend ALWAYS drops her out and this time i think she with uber/lyft idk anons should i do something or is absolutely retarded trying to piece the story together without actually asking

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Anon has a micropenis | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/18/22(Sun)18:32:32 No.885828819 [Reply] >885832956 >be me >have microbenis >it's literally the size of those small linked sausages >get girlfriend in college >bestgirl.jpg >afraid she will dump me if she finds out >she's a bit woke, not badly though >tell her I'm a t----- and that I have dysphoria because I'm being denied surgery >she buys it >plan to fool her until marriage and hope penis transplants are a thing by then >she bought it too hard >ohno, poor anon is oppressed because he doesn't have a penis >she gets me a f------ strap on as a birthday present >it's type meant for lesbians with the harness and pantries >can't back out now >hide my mini meat inside the panties and f--- her >it's awkward but it works >she's really happy >this goes on for a while until she accidentally sees my d--- >what's that anon? I thought you didn't get surgery? >panic >tell her it's my clitoris, it has gotten larger because of the uhh...hormone therapy >oh why didn't you tell me anon?! That's great, it looks almost like a real penis >she wants to try it >actually get to f--- my girl with my real micromeat, it's obviously not as good as the strap on, but she seems genuinely happy >she praises it, saying it's very realistic and that I don't need surgery >calls it cute >says I'm biologically blessed to have gotten this large a penis naturally, and that it's proof that i'm a man >Mfw

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anon just wants to be loved | /r/Greentext

09/18/22(Sun)13:58:07 No.70260143 I am a vulnerable guy from Serbia and I have a confession to make here, if anybody in my life knew I would probably be shunned/disowned. >Be Serb incel >Built like twink >Not even masculine >All the serb guys around me are tall, athletic and macho >I'm 5'6 on good day >I'm submissive gay who likes German, British and Japanese guys >My female friend wasn't p----- that I'm gay but because I like German dudes : Anonymous SCHWREALTS IN MATERNES & PRODAV 1003 KB PNG >Called a traitor because she's nationalist >Everyone around me is homophobe >I don't even like LGBT politics or marches >I just want to find a nice loyal guy who will make gentle love to me >Not slut like Western gays I'm not even picky, I had crushes on short muscular Germans, chubby British guys and Japanese guy with long hair and glasses. I just want to be held in big strong arms. Is that so wrong? View Thread

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anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous i f------ hate my life Please be patient I have autism 42 KB JPG 09/18/22(Sun)18:11:24 No.70259173 i got into a confrontation in the train and i sperged out and now my mom wants me to have a autism card with me at all time which says "i have autism, please be patient" on it. I f------ hate my life dude >>70259427 # Anonymous Anonymous >>70259173 (OP) # Shhhhh, it's ok anon, tell us what happened. 09/18/22(Sun)18:12:12 No.70259182 09/18/22(Sun)18:37:26 No.70259427 >>70259182 # so i was in the train getting back from my internship and was heading to home. in my country public transport has a system where you check in with a special card. i forgot to check in and when the conductor came around she (like most despicable pieces of conductor s---) started to being extra mean and used very harsh language to me. because of the stress and the screaming i started crying and i didnt know what to do and eventually she gave me a fine of 65 euro's

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Anonymous 07/03/16(Sun)11:39:08 No.61618487 International 1 neets Who here /neet/? Feels good man. I pretended to have schizophrenia by yelling and making a scene at the benefits office and that in combination with the time I got hospitalized for trying to kill myself over WoW helped me score over $2000/month in neetbux. 149 KB PNG How are my fellow neets experience with the bux in their country? I'm extremely cozy.

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WOOSH YOU HAVE Smol pener 40 KB JPG >>772251055 (OP) # >be 15 >>772251744 # >sister 17 >walks out of bathroom after shower >towel hanging very loose around her body. >tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off >she nods and fastens it before walking away >i go shower and forget about it >because im not some sick degenerate like you f----.

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44 KB JPG >be me >dad likes to pull pranks >has attachment to prank jump scare videos >has scared me every halloween with these >occasionally does it post/pre-halloween season >get suspicious every time i see a quiet/unassuming video >get tired of his b------- >fire vs fire.exe >july >tell him the smart tv isn't working >I really just have a black color on screen >he looks at the tv closely, inspecting >press play button on remote >video plays of typical demon girl jumping at the viewer, w/ loud screams, the whole enchilada >laughing, expecting dad to jump >look at him >he's holding his chest, and drops >he seems to writhe for a few seconds >stops moving >he had a heart attack >mfw I f------ killed him

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Anon the rapist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)09:00:21 No.885778044 >>885775120 (OP) # Hmm best friends birthday night >Her got hammered and turned violent on a bartender, gets kicked out of bar. >The three of use and his wife still in the bar since he was being such a douche >we decided to stay. His wife started to panic what if he got arrested etc has panic attack takes a Xanax to chill the f--- out 1.35 MB JPG >get text from friend asked to crash in my hotel room >friends start to sober up to drive home so just be and his wife drinking heavily >Xanax and booze don't mix, she can hardly stand up. Basically weekend at Bernie her ass back to the hotel room. >do a few down blouse because why the f--- not > get her to hotel room see friend is out cold in bathroom > toss her on the bed whale tail is exposed Can't help it gif. >F--- her hard, leave a two week no fap load in her. >record her morning shower and also her piece to get her that fat c------- that seeping out of her wasn't from her husband. Pic very related >>885778200 # >>885781270 # >>885784581 #

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