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04/05/22(Tue)01:48:14 No.875706900 I f------ hate being autistic >Be me >Go to uni >One day go to an older campus building with one of my bros >See 2 qts, I've never actually spoken to them but I've definitely recognised them over time >One of them particularly is an absolute 10/10, really nice and also appears to be single >We're waiting for the same study hall to open and begin to talk Anonymous 1.7 MB JPG >My bros doing most of the talking >Realise I have to say something both funny and makes me seem smart >Because it's an old campus, there's a grandfather clock on the wall with a visible pendulum >"See that pendulum, it's frequency is actually one over the time period of an oscillation, of course, being female, you know about a different kind of period" >While they look confused and slightly creeped out, it gets worse >The punchline hits me and I'm wheezing with laughter at my own joke. >Like going red and losing control of my legs >Now they're just watching me and walking away as I'm going full 2019 Joker on the floor at my s----- attempt at humour >Later, my bros mad at me for "cockblocking" him but I'm still laughing heavily while typing this

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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