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: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)13:27:48 No.862159204 >Older brother was home from college all summer >Parents sold his old car and made us share one >He starts going out every weekday morning and returning almost exactly 1 hour later >Car starts to smell like a fragrance that definitely isn't his >Find a Rite Aid receipt in the cupholder for a Monster, an RX bar and condoms >Decide to play detective and put an AirTag under the trunk liner >Next day follow along on map >He drives 8 blocks, stops for 2 min, drives to back of closed down Modell's and parks for 40 min then does the same in reverse >Next day exactly the same route >Third day I pretend to go for a bike ride then hide by the spot 8 blocks away >Right on time he pulls up and leaves the car running >Parents' friends' 13yo daughter comes jogging around the corner in running attire and jumps into the car and he drives off >Watch on the map as he does this 4-5 days a week for another month He went back to school last weekend without me saying anything or hinting that I knew, but I now have the ultimate blackmail if I ever need it >>862159360 # >>862159590 # >>862160139 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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