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5 Re -0 Img - JPG - 428KB - (3008 × 2000) 1 Reply >be me >7th grade >Woke up one night, Dad was watching TV >l went for a piss in the latrine >Did the deed, wished Dad Good Night >he looks over at me, says "Good Nigh...what's wrong with your face ?" >l say "what ?" and i go to the mirror, It's a bit swelled up >This swelling comes and goes for a few days but doesn't go away >Dad says that he'll take me to the hospital tomorrow >Mum works for the government which in our country has benefits like free healthcare in government, government pays my tuition at the end of every year etc. >Go to the government hospital and the doc says there's not much to worry but still recommends a blood test and an ultrasound >Ultrasound shows a very small scar on my kidney & the doctor just says that the swelling will go away as my blood test came fine but I should start drinking water more which i didn't. I then came home and made a rule of thumb, I will drink water every time after taking a piss. >Piss about 6-7 times a day as the water consumption has gone up. >Initially i hated going to the toilet so much but the feeling of my thirst being quenched with water it's just soo0o goood. >My Piss is always very very pale yellow if not Crystal Clear, I even aced my Urine Test. 1/3 46m (3/10 12:11) - 874131844 2/3 ffw 12 years >basically i am addicted to water >Never drink alcohol >Never drink coffe or tea on a regular basis, only when someone offers me and that is about once a week >Nothing besides water >l judge people's houses by the taste of their water, that's how far the addiction as göne... >Did an MBA, Working as a Manager in a Pharma Company >Whenever meetings happen, i ask for only cold iced water. >Boss brings it up in a meeting as a joke that i am responsible for half the water consumption on the floor >l chuckle because i have to but then i relay the kidney scar incident that happened when i was in 7th Grade, Everyone is listening very closely and attentively >Boss says, "Wow anon, i should make my kids drink more water" >Not just his kids, The whole floor now start drinking more water and i am not talking about just more, the water cooler gets replaced to a model with more capacity, There's always at least one guy or girl in the toilet taking a piss, Everyone now is addicted like me. 44m(3/10 12:13) · 874131916 3/3 This has also has helped me get in a relationship, >Like the day before yesterday, My boss' assistant and I are waiting for him and she says that she wants to go the toilet and has been holding it for about 15 minutes >l tell her that she should go as holding piss is very pernicious for both men & women but for women especially as it can cause problems for which she might have to see a doctor. >Her eyes widen and she says, "Okay" and runs away. >Comes back after 10 minutes and says that boss has left a message and now i am free to leave but she stops me and asks me to give her a ride home. >l say "Okay", we get in a car, we talk throughout the ride, we laugh and then she eventually asks me if i am single. >l obviously say yes and the >She gives me a kiss on the cheek, gives me her number and says she we are at her ome. would have invited me but she lives with her mother. >l say it's no problem and we can take this slowly >Her eyes widen again and she displays the most beautiful smile i have ever seen and gets out of the car >l say her a Good Night, she says bye and i drive away. ffw today >Giving her a ride daily and she asks me to come over for dinner >l couldn't refuse and am happy that i didn't, Her mother is a wonderful cook and wonderful herself. >I had a great night Just Drink more water bros, It's good for you. ... ...

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
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