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No.818388548 01/13/20(Mon)23:37:36 kr3U4.jpg JPG 16.7 KiB 500x500 > Have gf > She wants sexy time > f--- it, i'm down > 30min later still f------ but zoning out > Remember seeing Forrest Gump for the first time ever a few days ago > Gfs name is Jenny > I start to pump faster, she notices > I start moaning louder, like, caveman grunts > *Retard strength activate* > I pin her to the bed, ass still in the air > In my best impression I can I say, "Oh Jennay, I'm about to c-- Jennay you ever seen my c--? It's real nice.." > She starts wiggling > I can hear muffles but I can't understand her > I go again, "Jenn'ay I'm getting closer Jenn'ay I...I can't hold it no more.." > She wriggles her face from out of the pillow and screams "oh God f--- me Forrest!" ... > I don't know what came over me but I came the hardest I have ever in my life > At that moment I felt the spirits of my ancestors wash over me and take me away > There's no birth control that could have stopped that load > Mf after experiencing Nirvana.. > Mfw I now have a new Forrest Gump role playing fetish

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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