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Anonymous 09/02/22(Fri)21:58:58 No.68201072 >getting hair cut >the lady is one of those chatty types >would love to just sit there quietly but she keeps asking dumb questions >keep giving short dead-end responses >this continues for 15 minutes >"What's your favorite food?" >long pause while I ponder the question >realize I literally do not have a favorite food >"D----." >she does not speak to me again for the entirety of the interaction

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous lalomaxxing is the way to go 55 KB JPG 09/01/22(Thu)03:33:36 No.70041851 >be me, 2019 >shy and not very outgoing during high school, got bullied because I had a stutter >did nothing during covid except play games and watch tv shows >watch Better Call Saul >see pic rel in show, think he's a pretty cool guy >college soon, want to change myself for the better >idea.jpg >pretty much roleplay as lalo for the good part of the school year minus the cartel s--- >now entering second year, lots of friends and everyone I see on campus loves me lalomaxx or YNGMI

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: Anonymous 100 KB PNG 11/01/20(Sun)19:28:06 No.60721999 >be me, loner with basically 0 irl friends >start going to college 2 weeks ago >make plans about how I'm going to reset life and change everything >meet few classmates that live in the same dorm building as me >it's going good, I'm a bit quiet but far from my worst performance >two days later >we're supposed to make laboratory groups of 10 online >enter random group >read through the group lists later >mfw the people from my dorm building are all in one group >mfw they left me out >mfw I realise how much I hate people

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Anon Goes to the Capital Riot | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 4L6LX51S 01/07/21(Thu)05:36:19 No.300828706 4C222E75-E895-4C1C-8024-12008D0D3CA0.jpg 53 KB JPG >>300817088 (OP) # >"Mmmmm that's a mighty fine brap hog." >"If I put my head down, will anyone hear me sniff?" >"Will they even care?" >"I think she farted."

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anon goes blind | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat)07:26:44 No.4901415 >>4901425 >>4901509>>4901520 >>4902454 >>4907640 >>> File: frega.jpg (23 KB, 446x362) >tfw i used to read in sunlight when i was younger now i have cataracts. >tfw have to dictate my posts to my little brother. Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat) 14:02:29 No.4902454 >>4902474 >>4902650 >>4902673 >>4904173 >>4906512 >>49 >>4901415 >>>4901520 "Can you repeat that back to me please"? "Yeah, that's it. Now attach a picture of a sad frog" a-a sad frog"? "Just open the folder labeled 'frog and feels' " "W-wha... what is this? There are hundreds of them. What are these for"? # "Nevermind that. Just look for the one called 'fregg', that looks like it had a seizure and attach it." "Yes, that's perfect, you can send it now"

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Anon takes blue pill to stay in the matrix | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat)17:27:46 No.882132533 73 KB PNG >have a s----- lonely life >will never have friends, a girlfriend, a good happy life >one day dream about having a girlfriend >she is extremely cute, after i wake up, i am both happy from the dream and sad that its over >i start dreaming about her or other girls in the next nights >also dream that i have a lot of friends, cool cars, yachts, even superpowers >start meditating before sleeping to influence my dreams >learn lucid dreaming to improve it >after a few months, i became a true dream director >i can now create my own reality in my dreams >spend up to 16 hours sleeping >at this point, my real life feels like a nightmare and my dreams like the life i deserve why havent you taken the dream pill yet anons?

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Anon questions his sexuality | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Am I gay? I'm sickened But curious 11 KB JPG CH : Anonymous Yes. 09/02/22(Fri) 18:41:13 No.27231188 I've f----- multiple men and trannies (M-F). But I've also had sex with women. More women than men. I've only ever had LTR's with women. Am I gay? I kind of want to know in case this really is just my lot in life. 09/02/22 (Fri) 18:42:02 No.27231192 >Am I gay? >I've f----- multiple men a- Stopped right there.

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anon is a zoo keeper | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 73 KB GIF 07/20/19(Sat)21:07:22 No.3086720 >been volunteering at the zoo >chatting with keeper about animals >mentions that they let the chimps watch movies in winter when they keep them inside >turns out they love watching planet of the apes over and over >they also caught one of the chimps making a weapon should I be worried?

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anon cheats his way through highschool | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous School 08/24/22(Wed)11:23:29 No.884460822 >be me, high school >Don't know s--- in class >Decide to download an app to cheat >The app takes me to a YouTube channel where a guy tells me answers and explains how to do the problem so I can pass the tests >I use this to get through high school Did anyone else cheat like this? 142 KB PNG : Anonymous >>884460822 (OP) # W-- are you on about? 08/24/22(Wed)11:24:42 No.884460867 : Anonymous You literally just learned.. with extra steps 08/24/22(Wed)11:24:50 No.884460873

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Anonymous 108 KB PNG 09/02/22(Fri)23:02:31 No.884977263 >BUT THEY'RE JUST DRAWINGS!!!! THEY'RE NOT REAL CHILDREN!!!!!!!!

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29 KB JPG >no anon you're totally right >everytime you donate $100 to her she thinks of you the rest of the day and no one else >no way is she getting piped down by random men she links up with on tinder like other girls no way >no way does she possibly have a chad bf with washboard abs and a huge d--- that she hides off stream because it will hurt her viewership and donations >just because there's 45,000 people watching doesn't mean she's not thinking of just you, you're a top donator Anon >she knows who you are she totally does and she definitely thinks about you all the time outside of twitch >that other guy donated $500 but she's not in it for the money Anon she's doing it so she can meet men like you >of course she's going to reach out to you one of these days Anon, just keep sending her expensive donations >you bought all her merch Anon and she knows that you did you're definitely special >you better not miss one second of her stream Anon otherwise you might miss when she pulls her t--- out just for you and risks loosing her 6 to 7 figure paying career >it's all for you Anon, just keep donating, it will happen!

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Anonymous 53 KB JPG ever. 09/02/22(Fri)23:45:13 No.70063582 >Nofap >Day 4 >Take huge s--- >after I finish my d--- starts leaking precum This is so f------ gay, worst idea

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