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: Anonymous 22 KB PNG mfw It never ends 07/06/18(Fri)09:02:54 No.46602339 >be me >have flacid penis fetish >look at d--- >get hard >wait to get soft >look at d--- >get hard

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous Have I just been doing s--- wr(...) 355 KB JPG 08/06/23(Sun)08:25:09 No.903855874 >be me >avid nike fan since very young age >decide to branch out and get something not Nike >feel like I betrayed the Nike gods for getting a pair of vans >they arrive >don't have high expectations, the can't be better than my Jordan 1 high top cumfuck titass editions, right? >put them on >comfiest shoe I've ever worn >mfw

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Why didnt Napolean & his army go back to France before Russian winter? Is he f------ retarded? Why didnt Napolean & his army (...) NAPOLEON LA CAMPAGNE DE RUSSIE 216 KB JPG W--? 07/17/23 (Mon)19:51:48 No.187680055 >Be Napoleon >Invade Russia >Stay there through winter >Russians burned their crops and Moscow >Lost 400,000 to Russian winters and starvation.

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Anon is in Vietnam | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Wat 150 KB PNG 09/24/18(Mon)23:23:35 No.48329553 >be me >Viet Cong >hear Fortunate Son in distance >mfw

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Anon finds love....... | /r/Greentext

>seeing some girl recently >go to her house to f--- her again >while we are cuddling ask her what's on her mind >tells me that she likes me >tell her I like her too >tells me how she likes to kiss me, hold me, how she likes me eyes, my laugh, the way I talk >we don't fall asleep until 5am >leave her house around 7am 410 KB PNG >keeps saying she doesn't want me to go >driving back to my place the feelings hit me >tfw you've been emotionally deprived for the first 19 years of your life >tfw you thought you would end up alone and a loser but you managed to turn out just fine >tfw you realize you aren't alone in this world >tfw you matter to someone It's a feeling that is warmer than heroin /b/

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Anon creates himself in the sims | /r/Greentext

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Anon is a cop, was this my week to upload this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's 61 KB JPG an undercover cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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: Anonymous Green text 31 KB JPG 10/14/18(Sun)01:38:28 No.558656 >be me 18 >graduated but still living with parents cause free food >mfw >read some s----- green text about how ghosts hate it when you beat your meat >forget about it >next day >1:00 am, lights in my house start flickering like mad, cold spots, general freaky s--- >remember green text >whip out my c--- >immediately the lights stop flickering and everything goes back to normal

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: Anonymous Retail feels thread 118 KB JPG 06/01/22(Wed)19:11:32 No.68875207 >woman comes up to me asking about some discount >tell her I can't do it and the higher ups probably won't do it but let her know that if she complains enough they'll just give it to her >watch her complain and finally get her way >wink at her as she leaves >she winks back That was actually kind of cool.

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Anon is in the cool kids club | /r/Greentext

File: 1645216672219.png (9 KB, 407x395) >> >> >> Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:15:41 No.185659473 ► >>185659689 >>185659871 >A black american calls your "n----" >An british person calls you "lad" >A latino calls you "hermano" >A belgian calls you "fieu" >A japanese calls you "kyodai" >> >>185659773 Cheers akhi Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:20:59 No.185659689>>185659709 >>185659473 (OP). >A latino calls you "hermano" not always, mexicans and maybe some central americans call you wey Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:21:30 No.185659709 ► >>185659689 Thanks for the tip, akhi. Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:23:02 No.185659773 ► >>185659813 A Frenchman calls you "habib" Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:23:46 No.185659813 ► Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:25:25 No.185659871 >>185659901 >>185659473 (OP). a polish person call you "głupi chuj zajebany w dupe kurwa przyjechał taki śmieć zza granicy" Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:25:57 No.185659901 ► >>185659871 I won't translate this also I don't speak to poles so I didn't even think about this. Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:58:49 No.185661186 ► >>185661265 >>185661410 How's it going c----?

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Anon has Asperger's Syndrome | /r/Greentext

- File: tfw.jpg (26 KB, 564x518) 3 >tfw political prosecution of Asperger men motorAnon (ID: kp4zioh8 >be me >legit clairvoyant genius, bordering on predicting the future >dont connect with 99.9% of "humans" (normies) because theyre clinically retarded compared to me >never had any friends or GFs (women instinctively hate aspie men because we dont fall for their manipulation) >go to med school >keep getting suspended for 6 months every year in there because "i dunno hes just weird" stoachar >teachers legit put that in the reports: "he does everything right but hes just weird, he creeps us out when he does X, Y, Z" med schoo wom >med school exam commission says they have to suspend me but cant kick me out because i literally didnt do anything wrong wielen me 10 >takes me 10 years to finish med school Sho green >become a raging alcoholic every time they suspend me >in a blackout drunk stupor I torture one of my rabbits in my own garden and get convicted for it due to a coalburner videotaping it >allegedly kick my annoying puppy dog in garden, police raid my home SWAT style like I killed someone 08/05/23(Sat)20:15:57 No.436995585 [Reply]► >>437004300 Jane >police report this to med school, why you might ask? Because the local officer was angry I got off >med school exam committe says they refuse to issue my diploma now despite having all points from the curriculum >got fired from job because it depended on the diploma >destitute >hurrrr its your fault for being a degenerate alcoholic My dear asperger brothers, with my whole heart I strongly recommend you to just go NEET and never try to do anything in academics, especially if youre not a cuck and insist on speaking your mind like a man. You will be chewed out and you will realize too late that your success has nothing to do with your actual results but on how much other "humans" (normies) like you. Yes, LIKE you. The entire world hates us. Being high IQ is like being a nobleman during the French revolution. Asperger isnt even real, it stems from being so high IQ that you never connect with other people because their thoughts are on the level of a dog compared to you so you never socialize. Conclusion: death to normies. + 61 replies and 12 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous (ID: 41xLMETV) 08/05/23(Sat)21:50:53 No.437004300 ► >>436995585 (OP) sounds to me like you are worthless and should just kill yourself

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Anon likes findom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Findom addicted 159 KB JPG 08/05/23(Sat)09:48:28 No.74280473 > be me > 24 > graduated college, make good money > feelsgoodman > No friends, no girlfriend, just crippling loneliness > Browsing Twitter > Find a girl I like > she's a sociopath > into taking my money and abusing me > I actually love this > I've never experienced this before > Feelings intensify, obsession sets in > Spend every waking moment chatting with her > She becomes my entire world > Start sending her gifts, small at first > Buy her a coffee, $20 here, $20 there > But that's not enough > She deserves the world, my mind whispers > Withdraw all my savings, give her everything I have > I don't need much to live, right? > Soon, it's not just my savings > I start living off scraps, eating noodles every day > Rent overdue, bills piling up > But she's happy, and that's all that matters > I'm broke, but my heart is full >What's wrong with me bros? pic related, it's her

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