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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1375611936713.gif-(478 KB, 250x144, in the face.gif) >Build up my courage tp sit with her >We get to talking >Turns out we have a lot in common Anonymous (ID: oD/Tqp/6) 08/04/13(Sun)06:25:36 No.497619150 [Reply] Replies: >>497626642 >>497627301 >>497627452 Dear god /b/ what have I done >Be 16 in highschool >Beta virgin, very very few friends >New girl in school >6/10, frizzly hair and really long birdlegs >We keep in touch and eventually begin dating >Loose my virginity to her, feelsgoodman.jpg >My new relationship makes me more confident about life >Begin working out more, eating more properly >Begin expanding my circle of friends, feeling cooler and cooler >However my >Break up with her via text break up with get in a huge fight >Everyone makes fun of her, calling her "Birdy" "Big Bird" "Bird Legs" etc. >See her at lunch one day all by herself, even I have friends to sit with >Feel really bad for her my gaining in popularity means my gf begins to drag me down >Everyone starts telling me "Why are you dating Birdlegs" or "I can't believe you are you going out with that Birdy girl" >Stupidly listen to them cuz I'm an arrogant male teenager >Decide to break up with her >We we german >She mentions that she's been there for me since I was a loser >Few girls are crying >Wonder what's going on >Blow her off and say I don't like her anymore >She calls me crying, I have none of it and hang up >Feel like boss for dumping the only girl ever liked me >Next day come to school feeling chipper >Everyone's got their heads hung and looking somber >Friend walks up to me, tells me "I'm really sorry" >Sorry about what? >"You don't know?" he says somberly, "I thought of all people you would have heard first..." >Heard about what f------ tell me goddammit >"I thought everyone had heard... about the Bird" >Bird bird bird >Bird is the word >Don't you know about the bird? >Well everybody knows that the bird is the word >Buh buh oo mao mao buh buh oo mao mao](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/432/669/3ae.jpg "Dear god what have i done. | /r/Greentext")
