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![File: 1375611936713.gif-(478 KB, 250x144, in the face.gif) >Build up my courage tp sit with her >We get to talking >Turns out we have a lot in common Anonymous (ID: oD/Tqp/6) 08/04/13(Sun)06:25:36 No.497619150 [Reply] Replies: >>497626642 >>497627301 >>497627452 Dear god /b/ what have I done >Be 16 in highschool >Beta virgin, very very few friends >New girl in school >6/10, frizzly hair and really long birdlegs >We keep in touch and eventually begin dating >Loose my virginity to her, feelsgoodman.jpg >My new relationship makes me more confident about life >Begin working out more, eating more properly >Begin expanding my circle of friends, feeling cooler and cooler >However my >Break up with her via text break up with get in a huge fight >Everyone makes fun of her, calling her "Birdy" "Big Bird" "Bird Legs" etc. >See her at lunch one day all by herself, even I have friends to sit with >Feel really bad for her my gaining in popularity means my gf begins to drag me down >Everyone starts telling me "Why are you dating Birdlegs" or "I can't believe you are you going out with that Birdy girl" >Stupidly listen to them cuz I'm an arrogant male teenager >Decide to break up with her >We we german >She mentions that she's been there for me since I was a loser >Few girls are crying >Wonder what's going on >Blow her off and say I don't like her anymore >She calls me crying, I have none of it and hang up >Feel like boss for dumping the only girl ever liked me >Next day come to school feeling chipper >Everyone's got their heads hung and looking somber >Friend walks up to me, tells me "I'm really sorry" >Sorry about what? >"You don't know?" he says somberly, "I thought of all people you would have heard first..." >Heard about what f------ tell me goddammit >"I thought everyone had heard... about the Bird" >Bird bird bird >Bird is the word >Don't you know about the bird? >Well everybody knows that the bird is the word >Buh buh oo mao mao buh buh oo mao mao](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/432/669/3ae.jpg "Dear god what have i done. | /r/Greentext")
