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File: 1375611936713.gif-(478 KB, 250x144, in the face.gif) >Build up my courage tp sit with her >We get to talking >Turns out we have a lot in common Anonymous (ID: oD/Tqp/6) 08/04/13(Sun)06:25:36 No.497619150 [Reply] Replies: >>497626642 >>497627301 >>497627452 Dear god /b/ what have I done >Be 16 in highschool >Beta virgin, very very few friends >New girl in school >6/10, frizzly hair and really long birdlegs >We keep in touch and eventually begin dating >Loose my virginity to her, feelsgoodman.jpg >My new relationship makes me more confident about life >Begin working out more, eating more properly >Begin expanding my circle of friends, feeling cooler and cooler >However my >Break up with her via text break up with get in a huge fight >Everyone makes fun of her, calling her "Birdy" "Big Bird" "Bird Legs" etc. >See her at lunch one day all by herself, even I have friends to sit with >Feel really bad for her my gaining in popularity means my gf begins to drag me down >Everyone starts telling me "Why are you dating Birdlegs" or "I can't believe you are you going out with that Birdy girl" >Stupidly listen to them cuz I'm an arrogant male teenager >Decide to break up with her >We we german >She mentions that she's been there for me since I was a loser >Few girls are crying >Wonder what's going on >Blow her off and say I don't like her anymore >She calls me crying, I have none of it and hang up >Feel like boss for dumping the only girl ever liked me >Next day come to school feeling chipper >Everyone's got their heads hung and looking somber >Friend walks up to me, tells me "I'm really sorry" >Sorry about what? >"You don't know?" he says somberly, "I thought of all people you would have heard first..." >Heard about what f------ tell me goddammit >"I thought everyone had heard... about the Bird" >Bird bird bird >Bird is the word >Don't you know about the bird? >Well everybody knows that the bird is the word >Buh buh oo mao mao buh buh oo mao mao

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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