Nobody Is As Ready For Pillowy Mounds Of Mashed Potatoes As Uncle Phil
'Thanksgiving Grandma' Plans To Reunite With Mistaken Friend For The 9th Year Since 2016
Blessed By The Gift Of Prophecy, This Headline By 'The Onion' Has Been An Inspiration For Schadenfreude Memes
People Are Joking About How Korean Mahwa 'The Ki Sisters' Is Like 'Baki For Women'
The Slang Term 'Degen' Has Become A Staple Of Meme And Crypto Culture Over The Past Few Years

: Anonymous (ID: bb73RTWr RENTIES RISE UP 08/12/21(Thu)17:33:22 No.39675057 US renter accused of cutting off landlord's head with samurai sword after dispute 31/07/2020 Matt Burrows 8945865A-3622-4D8F-A384-73712E03F71A.jpg 382 KB JPG >HEY RENTIE, YER FIVE MINUTES LATE ON THE RENT, IM KEEPING YOUR DEPOSIT >"keep it...I'll just keep...YOUR SOUL" *unzips katana* >*SHWING SHWING SHWING* *landie explodes into a million pieces* >"heh...nothing personnel...landcuck. while you studied real estate, I studied the blade."

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext chin facial expression human jaw font screenshot

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (1080px x 1795px)

File size: 121 KB

: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

View All 43,941 Images

More:

anon needs to be hosed down | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 6xZOA/Vb 202 KB JPG 02/10/22(Thu)14:35:13 No.360556791 I havent showered in 10 months results: >zero blemishes, blackheads, pimples >bald spot on my scalp actually - regrowing- in >mosquitos and bugs dont bite me anymore first month was rough and smelled like a carcass and itched. after that, i felt like a beast of nature in equilibrium hence. skin just flakes off naturally, i think the thicker dermis contributes to bug invulnerabilty. humans are mostly hairless animals, not scrubbing the skin daily seems to allow it to work how its intended to. people say i just smell like nothing now, probably good for bears not picking up scent and whatnot. feels based. thats all i have to report for now. Is soap tax a must?

Pin

Anon has a PHD | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/02/22 (Fri)16:41:28 No.27227627 >phd student, 29 years old >know two junior undergrads in my program >one was in a club with me so I know her better, she gives me "ask me out" vibes when I'm around her but I'm lukewarm about her because I'm pretty sure we're politically complete opposites and she unironically used the term "incel" as an insult with regards to a famous author who had multiple marriages >second girl I met this summer, albeit briefly, but we had a lot of common taste in anime so we got off on a good start. She's also prettier but I have no idea of her relationship statu >they're both girls in a male-dominated major so they seem kinda close Seems like a situation where if I ask one out I'll have little to no chances with the other. What do you think I should do?

Pin

anon should clean his anus | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous m 53 KB PNG >video gets spread around 09/02/22(Fri)09:57:45 No.884931472 >like attention so do more stupid s--- >beginning of school year >get stopped at front gates by a teacher >told to empty my bag and pockets >do as instructed >be me >in hs >decide to do a little trolling >make pipebomb >blow up pipebomb while recording everything >send video to friends >imsocool.png >goes fine but late to class >normal day 2 Replies >same thing next day >get searched >ask why >find out im the most unstable and dangerous person in the school >mfw im a terrorist : Anonymous poopy anus View Thread 09/02/22(Fri)10:00:29 No.884931538

Pin

Anon learns something | /r/Greentext

YEAR 2021 VIEW Ukraine Most Searched for Terms of 2021 sex +13 русское домашнее (russian homemade) Ukroretard pov: 09/02/22(Fri)08:52:22 No.16058725 P--- hub B5A0EF40-B5A2-4403-BA01-E938DCEC1E0D.jpg 186 KB JPG >Go to the Pornhub >Search for "sex" >Search for "Russian p---"

Pin

Do we even know who is this “4chan” person? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Dumb School Stories Thread We out here doin bad s--- n---- 103 KB JPG I'll start. 09/01/22(Thu)20:23:20 No.70050259 Our school had these digital whiteboards running Windows 7 on them. Had a little dumb thing that happened which I'll explain in a cringe greentext. >be me, absolute socially inept retard >13 at the time >No friends, no connections. >Breaktime >Wasn't allowed to stay inside the classroom during breaks, but me, and 5 other kids didn't give a s--- and snuck back inside cuz it was winter and we didn't want to freeze outside >While chilling in the classroom alone in a corner, I got the idea to fix up these stupid whiteboards because the internet connection was always slow and because I had quite a good knowledge about computers in general >Go to the front of the class room while the normies were watching me >Grab the wireless keyboard of the whiteboard and open up the command prompt >The normies were staring at me and one of them shouted "what the hell are you doing???" at me >Ignored them and proceeded to type in ipconfig/flushdns into the prompt >The same guy that shouted at me then said "woaaaahhh we have a hacker in our class" >Decided to f--- around a bit and typed in color 02 quickly followed after Systeminfo, which floods a wall of text about processor informations at the screen >The guy's eyes were wide open while the others stared in awe >After the break they sat down next to me and asked me what the f--- I was doing >I just told them I fixed up the connection but they didn't believe me and constantly said that I "hacked the school's system" >This was on the last day before the holidays kicked in, and I switched the school during that time and never saw them again I still cringe to this every now and then.

Pin

Anon itches | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/02/22 (Fri)07:19:50 No.70052410 >have itch on the bottom of my foot >try to scratch it 13 Replies / 2 Images 598 KB PNG >can't, because I'm incredibly ticklish It's frustrating sometimes View Thread 09/02/22 (Fri)08:20:50 No.70052802 >>70052410 (OP) # >have itch on bottom of foot >it's under the thick calloused skin of the sole >can't scratch hard enough to reach it

Pin

Anon pioneers the resistance | /r/Greentext

File: StupidFuckingRobot.jpg (335 KB, 1080x1090) I F------ Hate Robots Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)10:57:01 No.84792429 ► >2047 >Sitting in my couch watching Terminator in 32K >Robomaid walks in >"Anon, I wish you wouldn't watch such bigoted media." >I respond: "If I wanted your lip, I would have wiggled my zipper, f--- off toaster" God I hate robots

Pin

anon actually finds happiness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 22 KB JPG >be me >just got out of psych ward for suicide attempt >life isnt going too well >suddenly the girl of my dreams comes up and says she missed me sm and starts crying >we talk every day and become friends >a few months later she lets out her emotions for me and i let out mine >im currently happy and with the girl ive always wanted >tfw your whole life turned around 1 Reply View Thread

Pin

Anon's girlfriend got a roommate (omg they were roommates) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Girlfriend just got a new male(...) 80 KB JPG 09/01/22(Thu)15:58:25 No.70047410 >girlfriend gets a new roommate >it's a guy who works customer service at a theater >tells me he gave her a ticket to a theater show and she asked him for another so she go to a show with me but he refused to >message her the next day at 8:30pm because strangely she hadn't messaged me all day even though it's her day off >she's responds and she's at the show >ask if she went alone >she went with the new roommate >stays in contact with me and lets me know she went to restaurant with him after the show >tell her she basically just went on a date with her new roommate >"Oh no, anon, it's not a date. It's more of an ice breaker." >he moves in today How long do I have before I get the "I think we should just be friends from now on" talk, bros? Two months? 09/01/22(Thu)15:59:40 No.70047426 Anonymous >>70047410 (OP). It's over leave her before she can cuck you Anonymous 09/01/22(Thu)16:00:10 No.70047437 Show up to her door and roundhouse kick him in the

Pin

Anon has a healthy relationship | /r/Greentext

Pin

anon was backstabbed | /r/Greentext

middle school Anonymous 09/01/22(Thu)13:43:03 No.884894647 >>884895148 >be me a couple of years back >known as "the weird kid" in middle school >a bunch of older kids start hanging out with me >start actually feeling good about myself >kid tells me they were making fun of me for being autistic behind my back why are people like this

Pin

Anon is a ladies man | /r/Greentext

File: download (10).jpg (9 KB, 264x191) Anonymous 09/01/22(Thu)02:35:14 No.70041084 ► >>70041093 >>70041154 >>70041162 >>70041310 >>70041771 >>70043018 >ecuddling with girl >ask her if she gets hit on in public >she answers >finishes her answer with "you probably get hit on though, you definitely do" >she doesnt know im a fat n----- kek, im such a f------ catfish. Anonymous 09/01/22(Thu)02:36:46 No.70041093 ► >>70041107 >>70041771 >>70044608 >>70041084 (OP) If she hears the bed creak it's over

Pin

+1

Greentext Stories - Fear the samurai | /r/Greentext

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

: Anonymous (ID: bb73RTWr RENTIES RISE UP 08/12/21(Thu)17:33:22 No.39675057 US renter accused of cutting off landlord's head with samurai sword after dispute 31/07/2020 Matt Burrows 8945865A-3622-4D8F-A384-73712E03F71A.jpg 382 KB JPG >HEY RENTIE, YER FIVE MINUTES LATE ON THE RENT, IM KEEPING YOUR DEPOSIT >"keep it...I'll just keep...YOUR SOUL" *unzips katana* >*SHWING SHWING SHWING* *landie explodes into a million pieces* >"heh...nothing personnel...landcuck. while you studied real estate, I studied the blade."

View Gallery Random Image

Image Details

336 views (6 from today)

Uploaded Sep 02, 2022 at 10:27AM EDT

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Reddit Moments

Treasurer & Media Maid

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/432/184/904.jpg!

Today's Top Image Galleries

Wifejak meme format depicting a female wojak character with red hair and a grey shirt.

Wifejak

Queen Never Cry meme.

Queen Never Cry

Movies Without CGI

Movies Without CGI

The Social Contract

The Social Contract