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: Anonymous 17 KB JPG 01/15/22(Sat)12:06:35 No.66997457 >be me >be defeated by life so try tinder >match with some thot >she actually likes me and we have a nice chat >be talking a lot and be confident >move the conversation to insta >decide to go for it and ask her out and she surprisingly accepts >coom.wav >tell her we can go for a cup of coffee and suggest one I know >she suggests another one near her home >whatever.mp3 >check where the coffee house is >decide to make an edgy joke >tell her that the place is perfect cause there's an alley close by where I could take her and no one will ever hear her scream >she goes a------ >"exposes" me on her insta story and then blocks me guess ill just die alone then 12 Replies View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous (ID: 6xZOA/Vb 202 KB JPG 02/10/22(Thu)14:35:13 No.360556791 I havent showered in 10 months results: >zero blemishes, blackheads, pimples >bald spot on my scalp actually - regrowing- in >mosquitos and bugs dont bite me anymore first month was rough and smelled like a carcass and itched. after that, i felt like a beast of nature in equilibrium hence. skin just flakes off naturally, i think the thicker dermis contributes to bug invulnerabilty. humans are mostly hairless animals, not scrubbing the skin daily seems to allow it to work how its intended to. people say i just smell like nothing now, probably good for bears not picking up scent and whatnot. feels based. thats all i have to report for now. Is soap tax a must?

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Anonymous 09/02/22 (Fri)16:41:28 No.27227627 >phd student, 29 years old >know two junior undergrads in my program >one was in a club with me so I know her better, she gives me "ask me out" vibes when I'm around her but I'm lukewarm about her because I'm pretty sure we're politically complete opposites and she unironically used the term "incel" as an insult with regards to a famous author who had multiple marriages >second girl I met this summer, albeit briefly, but we had a lot of common taste in anime so we got off on a good start. She's also prettier but I have no idea of her relationship statu >they're both girls in a male-dominated major so they seem kinda close Seems like a situation where if I ask one out I'll have little to no chances with the other. What do you think I should do?

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: Anonymous m 53 KB PNG >video gets spread around 09/02/22(Fri)09:57:45 No.884931472 >like attention so do more stupid s--- >beginning of school year >get stopped at front gates by a teacher >told to empty my bag and pockets >do as instructed >be me >in hs >decide to do a little trolling >make pipebomb >blow up pipebomb while recording everything >send video to friends >imsocool.png >goes fine but late to class >normal day 2 Replies >same thing next day >get searched >ask why >find out im the most unstable and dangerous person in the school >mfw im a terrorist : Anonymous poopy anus View Thread 09/02/22(Fri)10:00:29 No.884931538

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YEAR 2021 VIEW Ukraine Most Searched for Terms of 2021 sex +13 русское домашнее (russian homemade) Ukroretard pov: 09/02/22(Fri)08:52:22 No.16058725 P--- hub B5A0EF40-B5A2-4403-BA01-E938DCEC1E0D.jpg 186 KB JPG >Go to the Pornhub >Search for "sex" >Search for "Russian p---"

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Anonymous Dumb School Stories Thread We out here doin bad s--- n---- 103 KB JPG I'll start. 09/01/22(Thu)20:23:20 No.70050259 Our school had these digital whiteboards running Windows 7 on them. Had a little dumb thing that happened which I'll explain in a cringe greentext. >be me, absolute socially inept retard >13 at the time >No friends, no connections. >Breaktime >Wasn't allowed to stay inside the classroom during breaks, but me, and 5 other kids didn't give a s--- and snuck back inside cuz it was winter and we didn't want to freeze outside >While chilling in the classroom alone in a corner, I got the idea to fix up these stupid whiteboards because the internet connection was always slow and because I had quite a good knowledge about computers in general >Go to the front of the class room while the normies were watching me >Grab the wireless keyboard of the whiteboard and open up the command prompt >The normies were staring at me and one of them shouted "what the hell are you doing???" at me >Ignored them and proceeded to type in ipconfig/flushdns into the prompt >The same guy that shouted at me then said "woaaaahhh we have a hacker in our class" >Decided to f--- around a bit and typed in color 02 quickly followed after Systeminfo, which floods a wall of text about processor informations at the screen >The guy's eyes were wide open while the others stared in awe >After the break they sat down next to me and asked me what the f--- I was doing >I just told them I fixed up the connection but they didn't believe me and constantly said that I "hacked the school's system" >This was on the last day before the holidays kicked in, and I switched the school during that time and never saw them again I still cringe to this every now and then.

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: Anonymous 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/02/22 (Fri)07:19:50 No.70052410 >have itch on the bottom of my foot >try to scratch it 13 Replies / 2 Images 598 KB PNG >can't, because I'm incredibly ticklish It's frustrating sometimes View Thread 09/02/22 (Fri)08:20:50 No.70052802 >>70052410 (OP) # >have itch on bottom of foot >it's under the thick calloused skin of the sole >can't scratch hard enough to reach it

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