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Anonymous 22 KB JPG >be me >just got out of psych ward for suicide attempt >life isnt going too well >suddenly the girl of my dreams comes up and says she missed me sm and starts crying >we talk every day and become friends >a few months later she lets out her emotions for me and i let out mine >im currently happy and with the girl ive always wanted >tfw your whole life turned around 1 Reply View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous Girlfriend just got a new male(...) 80 KB JPG 09/01/22(Thu)15:58:25 No.70047410 >girlfriend gets a new roommate >it's a guy who works customer service at a theater >tells me he gave her a ticket to a theater show and she asked him for another so she go to a show with me but he refused to >message her the next day at 8:30pm because strangely she hadn't messaged me all day even though it's her day off >she's responds and she's at the show >ask if she went alone >she went with the new roommate >stays in contact with me and lets me know she went to restaurant with him after the show >tell her she basically just went on a date with her new roommate >"Oh no, anon, it's not a date. It's more of an ice breaker." >he moves in today How long do I have before I get the "I think we should just be friends from now on" talk, bros? Two months? 09/01/22(Thu)15:59:40 No.70047426 Anonymous >>70047410 (OP). It's over leave her before she can cuck you Anonymous 09/01/22(Thu)16:00:10 No.70047437 Show up to her door and roundhouse kick him in the

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File: download (10).jpg (9 KB, 264x191) Anonymous 09/01/22(Thu)02:35:14 No.70041084 ► >>70041093 >>70041154 >>70041162 >>70041310 >>70041771 >>70043018 >ecuddling with girl >ask her if she gets hit on in public >she answers >finishes her answer with "you probably get hit on though, you definitely do" >she doesnt know im a fat n----- kek, im such a f------ catfish. Anonymous 09/01/22(Thu)02:36:46 No.70041093 ► >>70041107 >>70041771 >>70044608 >>70041084 (OP) If she hears the bed creak it's over

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: Anonymous 13h boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don't even vibrate? no thank u Source: anxius 117,505 notes 785 09/01/22(Thu)15:42:17 No.884901988 Like 96 Comments 537 Shares Comment Whatever, Fleshlight that cries. Haha Reply df.jpg 26 KB JPG Share 27 >girlfriend vists my apartament and found out i have a fleshlight >"ewww anon get rid off that incel s--- or we are going to break up at some point TFW she have several dildoes and when i complained about them she also called me an incel and "insecure" about my size and being jealous of a plastic

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: Anonymous DE SILICA GL DO NOT EAT THROW AWAY CCANT CA GEL NOT EAT HOW AWAY ACCANT CA GEL NOT EA AWAY DESICCANT SILICA GEL DO NOT EAT THROW AWAY DESICCANT SILICA GEL DO NOT EAT THROW ANA DESICC SILICA DO NO THROW DESICCANT SILICA GEL DO NOT EAT THROW AWAY DESICCA ICA 151 KB JPG 08/30/22(Tue)20:16:54 No.18299129 Why do they not want us to eat it? What are they trying to hide from us? 08/31/22(Wed)17:49:31 No.18302638 : Anonymous >>18299129 (OP) # >DO NOT >THROW AWAY >EAT Instructions seem pretty clear

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