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Anonymous 22 KB JPG >be me >just got out of psych ward for suicide attempt >life isnt going too well >suddenly the girl of my dreams comes up and says she missed me sm and starts crying >we talk every day and become friends >a few months later she lets out her emotions for me and i let out mine >im currently happy and with the girl ive always wanted >tfw your whole life turned around 1 Reply View Thread

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous Girlfriend just got a new male(...) 80 KB JPG 09/01/22(Thu)15:58:25 No.70047410 >girlfriend gets a new roommate >it's a guy who works customer service at a theater >tells me he gave her a ticket to a theater show and she asked him for another so she go to a show with me but he refused to >message her the next day at 8:30pm because strangely she hadn't messaged me all day even though it's her day off >she's responds and she's at the show >ask if she went alone >she went with the new roommate >stays in contact with me and lets me know she went to restaurant with him after the show >tell her she basically just went on a date with her new roommate >"Oh no, anon, it's not a date. It's more of an ice breaker." >he moves in today How long do I have before I get the "I think we should just be friends from now on" talk, bros? Two months? 09/01/22(Thu)15:59:40 No.70047426 Anonymous >>70047410 (OP). It's over leave her before she can cuck you Anonymous 09/01/22(Thu)16:00:10 No.70047437 Show up to her door and roundhouse kick him in the

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middle school Anonymous 09/01/22(Thu)13:43:03 No.884894647 >>884895148 >be me a couple of years back >known as "the weird kid" in middle school >a bunch of older kids start hanging out with me >start actually feeling good about myself >kid tells me they were making fun of me for being autistic behind my back why are people like this

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File: download (10).jpg (9 KB, 264x191) Anonymous 09/01/22(Thu)02:35:14 No.70041084 ► >>70041093 >>70041154 >>70041162 >>70041310 >>70041771 >>70043018 >ecuddling with girl >ask her if she gets hit on in public >she answers >finishes her answer with "you probably get hit on though, you definitely do" >she doesnt know im a fat n----- kek, im such a f------ catfish. Anonymous 09/01/22(Thu)02:36:46 No.70041093 ► >>70041107 >>70041771 >>70044608 >>70041084 (OP) If she hears the bed creak it's over

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: Anonymous 13h boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don't even vibrate? no thank u Source: anxius 117,505 notes 785 09/01/22(Thu)15:42:17 No.884901988 Like 96 Comments 537 Shares Comment Whatever, Fleshlight that cries. Haha Reply df.jpg 26 KB JPG Share 27 >girlfriend vists my apartament and found out i have a fleshlight >"ewww anon get rid off that incel s--- or we are going to break up at some point TFW she have several dildoes and when i complained about them she also called me an incel and "insecure" about my size and being jealous of a plastic

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: Anonymous DE SILICA GL DO NOT EAT THROW AWAY CCANT CA GEL NOT EAT HOW AWAY ACCANT CA GEL NOT EA AWAY DESICCANT SILICA GEL DO NOT EAT THROW AWAY DESICCANT SILICA GEL DO NOT EAT THROW ANA DESICC SILICA DO NO THROW DESICCANT SILICA GEL DO NOT EAT THROW AWAY DESICCA ICA 151 KB JPG 08/30/22(Tue)20:16:54 No.18299129 Why do they not want us to eat it? What are they trying to hide from us? 08/31/22(Wed)17:49:31 No.18302638 : Anonymous >>18299129 (OP) # >DO NOT >THROW AWAY >EAT Instructions seem pretty clear

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