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The greasy van KINGS 12 KB JPG > Be me > Enduring the daily torment of working alongside a 50 year old boomer > This guy, let's call him Carl has been here forever > because of this he thinks he owns the place > And he smells like s--- > he treats everyone like garbage > One day, he explodes on me because I parked in a spot he claims is his > It's not, of course > But he doesn't care, just wants to flex his imagined authority on me > That's the last straw for me > I vow to make his life as miserable as he's made mine > Decide to tail him after work > not surprised he drives like a a------ > way to fast and recklessly > Somehow manage to keep up with him > Follow him to his rundown condo > Watch him stumble inside, probably to terrorize his poor cat or something > As I sit in my car, a devious plan forms > Next night, I execute it > Grab a 3-liter bottle of vegetable oil from my kitchen > Sneak to his van > pour the oil over every inch of his white van > Make sure it seeps into every crevice > Even inside the brakes and windows > Leave no trace of my presence > Next day, the office buzzes with Carl's outrage >Blames it on some mischievous kids > heard it cost him around 2000 to get is fixed > laugh my ass off when he have tried to wash the car four time but it still is greasy > Little does he know, I'm already planning my next move Does anyone know what I should do next? I really want to make his life harder

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Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood
>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.
File: 1723257964548.jpg (16 KB, 524x522) Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)07:54:55 No.207504653 >>207504774 >>207504791 >>207504872 >>207505010 >>207505335 >>207506734 >>207507148 >>207512414 >>207516675 >ACCESS TO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN! Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)07:59:22 No.207504774 ►>>207504891 >>207504653 (OP) >UNLESS YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO WANDER ALONE AT NIGHT IN THE VERY FIRST MOVIE! Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)08:04:24 No.207504891 >>207504774 >STAY IN YOUR DORMITORIES AT NIGHT OR ELSE A F------ TROLL WILL CLUB YOU >DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WONDER ON A RANDOM STAIRCASE TO A RANDOM DOOR OR AN UNDISCLOSED HELL DOG WILL DEVOUR YOU >AND DO NOT, ABSOLUTLEY NOT, LOOK THE HIPPOGRIFF DEAD IN ITS EYES OR IT WILL SLICE YOUR GUTS OPEN jesus dumbledore really abused his clout to have zero saftey regulations Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)08:13:22 No.207505146 >>207520205 File: file.jpg (449 KB, 1920x800) >>207508959 >>207511253 >>207514545 >A student has entered the forbidden forest? RELEASE THE R--- CENTAURS
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