Anon thought he was the godfather | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

129 KB PNG > Its 2021 > recently been sick for a few weeks > while I have stayed at home I have been watching mafia movies > you know, Scarface, goodfellas, the godfather etc > at this time I have a identity problem, dont really know what defines me > come up with the idea to act like a Italian mobster > this fits perfectly where Im half Italian and half American > I go to Etsy and buys a pinky ring > go to the local mall and buys some leather loafers and a pinstripe dress pants > its school and Im back after a couple of weeks > new me > I enter the classroom with my pinstripe pants and new leather shoes. Also rocking the pinky ring > even made some pasta in my lunchbox > I take a seat and look at my best friend > I say in a Italian accent > HOW YA DOIN FranKiE, anYonE BOthering you COMe to mE > the Class burst into laugh > i Get humiliated > I go home and stays home for a few days > atleast the pasta was good

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous Italian-Americans 343 KB PNG drugs 04/09/24(Tue)11:05:44 No.195842862 >Immigrates to America in the 1920s >Immediately takes over New York and New Jersey from the Irish >Refuse racemixing and integration even with whites >Destroys the black community with crime and >Among the only real euro-American immigrant cultures left standing today >Singlehandedly keeps New York and New Jersey half Republican despite s---/nig incursion Why are they so powerful bros?

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nonymous 04/08/24(Mon)18:30:32 No.14141618 >have gf for 8 months now >she tried to become a gymnast then an actress, works as a clown in a children's hospital for nearly two years now >says we should take our relationship to the next level >asks me if I want role-play in the bedroom >tell her I want to bone her dressed as clown >first surprised but agrees >next night go over to her place >fuckingclowngf.mp4 >c-- the biggest nut of my life inside her >cuddling post-coitus >all of a sudden she says "oh almost forgot something" >opens the drawer and pulls out a pie with cream topping and a clown horn >shoves the pie in my face >"ok, we are even now :^)" >honkhonk.mp3 should I put a ring on her?

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57 KB JPG face a lot more >Make friends with girl in physiology class start of the year >We're both kind of stealth autists and relate well to eachother >It's nice, I feel comfortable with her in a way I don't with other friends >Got a septum piercing recently >Afterwards I've noticed her staring at my >She's always been physically affectionate but that's intensified too >Don't mind really, again, it's nice >Studying w/ her on campus a week after >Can feel her looking at me and then she says >"You'd be soooo cute as a girl, Anon." >Look up at her >Don't know what to say >??? >"I just mean. You know. If you ever wanted to be a girl you could tell me." >"Okay. Cool." >She smiles and things go on as normal after that >FFW A WEEK AFTER dragged to go shopping after we get lunch >"Hey, Anon! Look at this dress." >"Oh, that's nice." >"Isn't it!!! It'd fit you." >She looks at me >"If I bought it, would you wear it?" >"Oh, uh.. I don't know." >She looks a little disappointed and puts it back on the rack >???? Yesterday she texted me asking me if she could do makeup on me before we leave to see a movie this weekend. I have no idea what started this, outside the piercing?? Did that activate something in her brain? She's never looked at or talked to me like this before. She's not trans and I don't think I am either. I have longer hair, sure, but that's just from me not being f----- to get it cut again. I'm so confused at all of this

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Anonymous Not gay That was funny I'm laughing 138 KB GIF 12/21/21(Tue)13:02:24 No.21583990 Ok so I'm not gay but love the fact I give him pleasure. He c--- deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole|

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Anonymous 88 KB JPG 03/12/24(Tue)17:00:53 No.915273836 >spontaneously move to italy to do a phd >pay is s--- >barely get by >meet matilde >moves in with you >struggling financially, research is mid, but Matilde makes it all worth it >wakes you up every day with a smile, oh my god her smile >talk about plans to move to the Italian countryside >life is amazing >wake up >last thing you remember was doing 185 on the freeway, kawasaki suddenly makes whining noises >anon you've been in a coma for 3 months I can barely move, muscles atrophied, bones are still healing, Matilde is not real and the worst part is noone f------ believes me. God I miss her. I miss her dearly. F---.

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/10/24(Wed)19:02:10 No. 77091211 2.81 MB PNG >Be me >On the bus >Someone I recognise comes on at the stop on s----- housing estate >He's my ex high school bully >He recognises me >Starts trying to talk to me while i'm busy doing my work >He brags about the obviously fake Gucci that hes wearing >Flexes his flagship phone on me (I have the same one) >Shows me a pic of his 2005 BMW 520D (Rich) >"So anon, hows your life been?" >"My life has been fine, thanks" The best part about this story is that I am the bus driver. Even Better; He got off at the stop closest to the job center.

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