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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: im going to jail.jpg (35 KB, 355x280) Worst first date experiences? Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue)00:13:01 No.883562814 [Reply] ► >be me, 24 y/o virgin >finally get a date with a real girl >we go back to my place after dinner to watch a movie >sitting on the couch having a good time >"anon wheres your bathroom?" >she walks up the stairs as i pause the movie >as i hear the bathroom door shut i realise my mistake >i forgot i booby trap my toilet in case i get robbed >i start running up the stairs to warn her when i hear it >BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG THUD >the 22 firecrackers under the toilet seat go off sequentially followed by a brick in the ceiling falling on her head >she starts screaming as i near the door trying to reach her before the rest of it happens >too late >theres a loud gushing noise as 30 liters of a sticky substance i invented myself by combining honey and gasoline pour onto the toilet and the victim >a confetti cannon under the sink shoots a wad of pigeon feathers i took from the slow pigeons at the park directly at the toilet >i reach the door and open it to see her shaking and crying covered head to toe looking like a human sized deformed and bleeding chicken >she reaches out for my help and i grimace as the sawn off cylinder bore lead pellet shotgun behind the shower curtain fires and turns her head into a fine mist >i dont think im getting a second date](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/418/070/082.png "The booby trap is working | /r/Greentext")
