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: Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed)17:40:02 No.883234526 EFOFD359-C771-4369-8241-E906006DBEFC.jpg 112 KB JPG >Fat people are disgusting >They will keep eating and getting fat, even though they know it will kill then >It's common to see people who are 300-400 pounds >They cost the healthcare system millions >They can get disability income for being fat >They refuse to diet and exercise >They are disgusting and selfish I have a solution >In the 19th century England would sentence prisoners to the treadmill >It was a giant wheel with steps. Prisoners endlessly climbed the steps for hours and hours, sometimes for years >What if every obese person was given 1 year to get fit. >If they don't get fit or if they get fat again, they are sentenced to the treadmill. No exceptions. >Attach the treadmills to a generator. The fatties lose weight and generate energy >This is the ultimate source of renewable energy and solves the obesity problem I call it Run Fatty Run

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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08/03/22(Wed)11:34:42 No.27029734 My step dad has been chain smoking and drinking beer since he was 13. Hes in his 50s now and has about 5 teeth left which are rotten and he'll be having them removed and getting dentures. He has a mancave in the garage that hes had setup for 20 years complete with a desk, chairs, a fridge with a tv on top and he literally just sits out there alone, does cross words, watches sports, drinks and chain smokes. On the weekends he'll have some buddies over for beers but thats the extent of his social interactions. He drinks every single day and smokes 2 packs a day, no exaggerations. On the weekends my mom has to stay up late because he will pass out drunk and high in his chair in the garage with the doors open and my mom has to wake him up and tell him to come to bed. I haven't lived there on years but when I did live there when I was young he would fall asleep sitting up on the couch with his head tilted back. What compels a man to do this to himself? It's such a sad display to see. It's funny because despite all this he's been able to hold a respectable government job that pays damn well for 20+ years and he'll be able to retire very soon, but my mom told me once he retires then every night will be a weekend night for him, meaning he'll be getting so black out drink every night. He's already had a heart attack and had to have some heart surgery but he keeps drinking and smoking like there's no tomorrow. He's going to die and leave my mom alone for probably 20+ years. It's so sad to see someone abuse themselves like that. He just has absolutely zero desire to cut back on anything, he just loves getting f----- up. : Anonymous 214 KB JPG 08/03/22(Wed)11:36:44 No.27029743 : Anonymous >>27029734 (OP) # >he literally just sits out there alone, does cross words, watches sports, drinks and chain smokes how can one man be so based? 08/03/22(Wed)11:51:03 No.27029792 : Anonymous >>27029734 (OP) # Hey son. Stop posting about me and go to bed. But bring me a beer before you do

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: Anonymous 01/10/18 (Wed)14:31:38 No.77357278 36 KB JPG >be me >one of the most recognized artists of the past two decades >most people s--- on my latest releases and style >after four years with no solo album, releases a calm and emotional song pouring my heart and insecurities out and admitting I could be better >everybody s---- on it >releases highly anticipated album that includes all my different styles throughout the years >everybody s---- on it >releases verse going insane and s------- all over the fans and critics for giving me s--- nonstop >everybody f------ loves it

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Anonymous 02/23/18 (Fri)10:10:38 No.43412282 >be me 13 years old > grew up in a f----- up home with manipulative and abusive parents > older brother quits his study in the midst of getting a PhD to get me and my little sister out of the house 38 KB JPG > living with him >haven't been happier in my life > practically saved our life > he forces me to keep my attention at school to accomplish something in my life, something he sacrificed for us > 2 years go by > he got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer > he never lost hope and always walked around with a smile > dies > 14 years of school and many degrees later > mfw I'm a certified orthopedic surgeon and I'd probably have killed myself if he wasn't there for us > i will never forget you bro

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: Anonymous vive la france 08/03/22(Wed)14:50:43 No.883213226 72 KB PNG >be me italian >open a french book once >understand what beeing french really means >being French means not taking a shower >to be French means to eat fried onions >being French means getting p----- off when something doesn't suit you >being French means you like to do it weird but you never do it >to be French means to believe that you are superior to everyone >in conclusion, to be French means to be incel >I am a proud Frenchman.

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: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous 78 KB JPG 08/03/22(Wed)12:46:16 No.883201604 Hey Mr Poopiebutt poopiebutt poopie butt poopie butt, poopie butt? Poopie in the butt! >883201953 # View Thread >>883201604 (OP) # Hi Anon. I just wanted to say that I *love* the picture of Pepe you posted where he is smiling. Plus, you are talking about "poopie butt". That is SOOO F------ CUTE!!!! AWW!!! Here's a hug for making me smile --> *hugs* Please reply back with a hug! 08/03/22(Wed)12:52:49 No.883201810

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: Anonymous 11/06/16(Sun)15:36:19 No.710790240 Sorry for s------ English I'm Germany but today encountered I on Autismus the Street Autism Person >am me >walk happy down Street because I've new Headphoneset 131 KB JPG >then see I very very weirdo Person that runs and the Hands is flapping >Say him "Hello there, not normal!" >And he gived me instant Sorrow that I did that >follow me fast with much cry of "ÖÖÖNNNGHÜOÜÜÜHNN" though entire Street >he is fast and gives not f--- about car in Street that him is moving very fast >he becomes hit by Car >I run like Devil out of Scene

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: Anonymous 270 KB PNG 08/03/22(Wed)07:56:28 No.69664105 >ghosted by fat, 38 y/o, single mother Where do you eve go from here?

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: Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed)17:40:02 No.883234526 EFOFD359-C771-4369-8241-E906006DBEFC.jpg 112 KB JPG >Fat people are disgusting >They will keep eating and getting fat, even though they know it will kill then >It's common to see people who are 300-400 pounds >They cost the healthcare system millions >They can get disability income for being fat >They refuse to diet and exercise >They are disgusting and selfish I have a solution >In the 19th century England would sentence prisoners to the treadmill >It was a giant wheel with steps. Prisoners endlessly climbed the steps for hours and hours, sometimes for years >What if every obese person was given 1 year to get fit. >If they don't get fit or if they get fat again, they are sentenced to the treadmill. No exceptions. >Attach the treadmills to a generator. The fatties lose weight and generate energy >This is the ultimate source of renewable energy and solves the obesity problem I call it Run Fatty Run

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