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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Pu Xxx. MRE Anonymous 08/01/22(Mon)12:29:33 No.69642425 [Reply] ► >>69642498 >22, fairly good looking >drink with my uncle and his friend >uncle's friend shows us his daughter on his phone >" haha, shes cute aint she?" >"y-yeah" >"she is making a party tomorrow with her friends, you know you can come and meet her, shes single you know *wink wink*** >"nah man i'll pass" >"oh come on you are f------ handsome as hell and shes about your age" >"naaah man i got stuff to do tomorrow" so what i was doing next day? >wake up >go to gym >play bideo gems >j------- to semi automatic shotgun depicted as anime girl with big boobs why am I like this?

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File: flat 800x800,075.f.jpg (49 KB, 645x773) Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue)15:50:21 No.69656104 [Reply] >watching a YouTube tutorial video made by some thickly accented ESL in his basement >decide to click off to find a better one on the same subject >about to click off when suddenly the guy starts crying >addresses me by my full name and starts pleading with me to keep watching his video >says how everyone always clicks off and that he makes these videos out of his passion for teaching >I apologise and watch his video to the end >he continues with the tutorial as if nothing happened Has this happened to you? Did I do the right thing? It was pretty weird.

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08/02/22(Tue)18:49:09 No.69658128 >constant, unending terror that I am not living life >wake up, go to work, come home, watch videos on the internet, shitpost on 4chan, go to sleep, repeat >brain is so full of fog that I can hardly focus enough to read a couple pages of the books I buy but never finish >cannot remember the last time I talked to a woman who was not a waitress or cashier >almost 30 and I still have yet to even be on a date with a woman Anonymous 8 KB JPG >feel like it is too late >feel hopeless >feel like there is no way to realistically fix this, that I will never become a happy man, that I can only learn to accept that this is my life now, that this is in fact as good as it gets and if I do not work at keeping even this pitiful existence going, it will get a lot worse.

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Modern men have to work 5x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were. Its called hoeflation. and its destroying western men's desires to be providers and protectors. 675 KB JPG

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255 58873B35-8DF0-40A4-9601-DCB806DCAD5B.jpg 32 KB JPG > be me > went out with qt3.14 once > I think she considered it as date > she is really shy and me aswell > we didn't even hold hands but we still write to each other on IG > told her that I am going to friend's birthday party and I will drink there > write her at 3AM "I woult f-- you hard af" > "anon you are just drunk" > "maibee bat I woult do it anyway" > "anon wanna come to my place tommorow we can watch movie" > mfw I wasnt drunk > mfw I didnt go to a birthday party > mfw It worked > mfw I wrote it with bad gramatic to look it as I am drunk af Ok anons my brain is just superior. Like how can I be this intelligent it shouldn't even be possible

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Google 45 KB JPG >be me, Google >most ever existed knowledgeable being to have >power of billions of human minds combined >someone wakes me up what will be he want to learn from a source that can change his life forever >ask me for t--- >five minutes pass >asks me why he feels so lonely after jacking off >30 minutes pass >asks me which of his balls stores pee and which semen Am I a joke to you jerks

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- File: bizfrog2.jpg (17 KB, 400x400) why do girls get hidden tattoos? Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue)19:56:33 No.69658791 [Reply] ► >>69661491 >talk to this girl >shes very cute/beautiful >first girl in my life i actually start catching feels for and had the balls to ask out >she says yes >we go on 3 dates and she looks more stunning on each one >she wants to take it further. >start undressing >notice a black reverse S on the side of her butt/upper thigh >ask what it is >says its a tattoo she got in college that she thought was cute >go flaccid so fast >lose all interest in her >tell her i forgot condoms in the car >she says she will wait for me upstairs very sultry >get in my car and drive off >get lot of missed calls and texts >block her number and her social media accounts. >never talk to her again man i thought i finally found the one and this s--- happens. im sulking for the last few days.

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