Royal Pain | /r/Greentext
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![Anonymous 01/28/15 (Wed) 08:15:53 ID: f22838 No.1949467 >>1949511 >>1949617 File (hide): 1422429353607.png (188.2 KB, 640x400, 8:5, 1404297319281.png) >forced to work in a suicide-hotline >some dude calls >"abloo abloo, my gf cheated on me and left me, i've got nothing to live for" >"come on man, it's not worth killing yourself over and it isn't even that bad. At least you're not Anthony Burch" >"who's Anthony Burch?" >explain to him that he's a "man" who likes to watch his wife f--- other, often melanin enriched men, dress in women's clothes and get f----- in the ass while licking their c-- out of his wife's vagina >"what the f--- man, that's just f------ sick! who in their right mind would ever do something like that?" >we have a lengthy discussion about Burch and how pathetic he is, and how women come & go, bla bla >"from now on i want you to remember, no matter how low you might sink; At least you're not Anthony Burch" >"Yeah. At least I'm not that guy." >mfw Anthony Burch's cuckdom has now potentially saved a person from suicide I [-]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/411/988/ab1.jpg "Anon takes the Burch pill | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 47 KB JPG 07/29/22(Fri)17:49:41 No.69605349 >you're on a date with a girl >she's a solid 9/10 >at a restaurant >just sitting there and she's talking >"so yeah, i just moved into [town] from [city], and I-" >she stops suddenly >you hear her let a little poot rip >she looks super nervous >a bead of sweat rolls down her forehead >BRAPPPPP >the place goes silent for a few seconds and then goes back to normal >it starts to smell a little bit, a mix of stinky and flowers >she buries her face into her hands and cries >"wahhh i just pooted wahhh" she wails wat do in this situation?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/411/975/dcf.jpg "Anon is in a sticky situation | /r/Greentext")
