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Anonymous I reach my 250 step goal for t(...) 05/02/21(Sun)20:59:57 No.63487110 Nicely Done! 250/250 fitbit 230D3667-D5DF-494E-A3AE-27FE8B16C716.jpg 870 KB JPG >be me >jacking off >right as I Coom > versa 2 Fitbit watch tells me good job on your step goal

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)20:44:25 No.853485752 >on a night out >f----- up >call an Uber >wait 5 mins, Nigerian dude picks me up >starts talking >whygod.jpeg >at least his accent is cool >notice that he's not picking anyone else up >drive by a group of people waving at the car to stop >ask him why he just aired those people >"Those people? I'm not driving them anywhere, they are 320 KB JPG black" wot

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Anon is passionate about the vaccine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)14:45:57 No.63482717 Filac LEVIS EST. 2021 EUMNI VERSE BYIS file.png 1.36 MB PNG >she got moderna >dropped the w---- #pfizer ONVERSE

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Anon is an unbelievably awful person | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)12:00:29 No.853483268 Alright, l'll bite. >9th grade >There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair 94 KB JPG >Has very few friends due to her condition >She's a fantastic artist >My friends and I decide to prank her for s---- and giggles >l pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly >We start to hang out outside of school >Sleep over at her house one night >We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal >Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass) >After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom >Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom- half of all of her art pieces off and trash them >Leave >The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art >l said, "I made them look like you" >All my friends laugh heartily >She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and think, "did that make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?" Sometimes I have a desire to find out. Maybe l'll call her some time.

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Anon likes femboys | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F---, guess im gay now 05/02/21(Sun)10:25:30 No.63483864 GARY I NEED >be me >attracted to femboys >think that after i have a good time with a femboy i'll have "gotten it out of my system" and i'll be straight again FEMBOY AFFECTION 72 KB JPG >didn't work, even more attracted to them now and females just dont do it for me anymore pic related 81

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anon is at math class | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: dlvNZoUJ)E 08/21/18(Tue)02:58:33 No.6234215 >Be me >14 >math class >flip through the book to see where we left off >yawn like three times in a row 85 KB PNG >tired like balls >whatthefuck.jpg >l was really energetic an hour ago >look over to my friend >she yawns >she's almost asleep >teacher says she's tired >whatthefuck.v2 >look around the class >everyone's yawning their souls away >someone mentions he's tired as well >like four people are resting their heads on the table >headmaster talks trough the intercom >we have to evacuate >everyone goes outside >get told to go home >get home >sleep >wake up >7 pm >look at the news >someone had planted some sleeping gas in our school or some s--- >mfw our whole class was high

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Wholesome as always | /r/Greentext

File: 40-401842_pepe-emotes-pep(...).jpg (177 KB, 840x774) Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)03:38:03 No.63480254 >>63480276 >>63480287 >>63480319 >>63480882 >>63481010 >>63481020 >>63481033 >>63481038 >>63481049 >>63481140 >>63481141 >>63481151 >>63481247 >be me >parents leave for the weekend >sister and I are alone >as soon as they leave turn to my sister and joke "now that they're gone there's nothing stopping me from r----- you" and then laugh so she knows I'm joking >she goes straight to her room and locks the door >get a really angry call from my parents telling me to stay away from her and they are going to have a serious talk with me when they come back Like I'm her brother why the f--- did she have to do that? Should I have joked about vaginas cause apparently thats the only thing women joke about?

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Anon meets his coworker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 60FPx7ph ) E 05/02/21(Sun)11:11:50 No.319695053 626723465354.jpg 20 KB JPG >Pleasure to meet you, anon. I'm Jaquarius. I'll be working with you How respond do? 10 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous (ID: FO52loze) 05/02/21(Sun)11:15:49 No.319695575 : Anonymous (ID: WwK1xk89 ) 05/02/21(Sun)11:16:19 No.319695644 : Anonymous (ID: OWFW+y+W) E 05/02/21(Sun)11:16:20 No.319695652 626723465354.jpg 41 KB JPG Nice to meet you too Jaquarius. I'm quite sure that this gas station robbery will prove very fruitful, and hopefully will provide enough currency to satiate our drug addictions.

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Anon likes to live behind the moon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)16:56:50 No.63484216 SLEEK'N'TEARS 1615943093403.png 153 KB PNG >still don't know what bitcoin is but at this point committed to not finding out

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Anon's in a pinch | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)14:56:34 No.63482812 [Reply] > >>63483666 >>63484709 >have 2 female acquaintances >they both know I am single and have been for a long tine >they know what type of girls I like >they have a lot of single female friends >they keep suggesting me to date the ugliest ones What the f--- + 25 replies omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon doesn’t understand women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)19:40:19 No.853478759 > be me LIGHTNING Harly Potter THIEF THE > meet this cute girl > talk for a while, discussing hobbies > she likes harry potter and percy jackson > take out my pocket knife 69 KB JPG and stab her three times in the throat Why are women like this? 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon is a shitty friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 399044708 16 mins ago >>399044395 (OP) >be me >finally get a decent computer for that time (i live in australia so we're always behind other countries) >about 10 >befriend a guy from europe on 640.5 kB PNG runescape >we become best buds >he messages me everytime I logon without fail >we skill together >we slay hill giants together >one day login >he tells me he got rune armour >says his gonna go in wildy and wants me to come >decide to go with him >he gets attack by ranger but we kill them >european friend low on health >pull out my rune scimmy start hitting him >kill him >he messages me "w-- bro i thought we friends" >take his armour >block him and logout crying I-I hope his well.

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Anon destroys the immersion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)10:13:29 No.63480527 >play video games 12 hours a day >forget how ugly I am >see the mirror during a piss break >day ruined gaming trance gone 28 KB JPG

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