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: Anonymous 393 KB PNG children? No.168921963 >put on Nickelodeon so my dogs can listen to some cartoons while I step out of the house for a few minutes >Seinfeld is playing W--??? Why are they showing Seinfeld to 06/01/22(Wed)16:50:54 Anonymous can you look at me when you're talking? 06/01/22(Wed)16:55:44 No.168922082 232 KB PNG >>168922110 # >>168922189 # Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)16:56:52 No.168922110 >>168922082 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN i18sfs669ee91.jpg 21 KB JPG This is the man republicans want to run in 2024 Anonymous 07/29/22(Fri)03:59:11 No.882903005 >>882903005 Gam gam is that you? Anonymous 07/29/22 (Fri)04:00:20 No.882903038 07/29/22(Fri)04:02:53 No.882903119 >>882903005 F--- man, the way he eats at 78 years old, he's not going to live more than 3 years, 4 tops.

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anon's close to living his dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Times you made it 47 KB JPG 07/29/22 (Fri)21:25:56 No.882917876 >be me >fat loser >work dead end job after dead end job >Haven't felt genuinely happy in a couple years >most nights are just playing vidya and drinking 40s to sleep better >wanted to be a professional driver as a kid >Buy a used vw GTI and fix it up >Start working out and see myself better >Get the offer of a lifetime when cars in shop with specialist >Get asked to become a test driver for a major European car manufacturer >Childhood dreams flooding back I think im gonna make it bros

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Anon on the new GTA game | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 07/28/22(Thu)08:04:45 >people are given the option to have the first black male US No.607201264 president >they take it >people are given the option to have the first female US president >they reject it >people are given the option to have the first black male GTA main character >they take it >people are given the option to have the first female GTA main character >.....?????

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: Anonymous What does it taste like? GUFF FACTS f Scientists say that cockroach milk is 3 times more nutritious than cow's milk. 24 KB JPG 07/28/22(Thu)00:39:15 No.18158904 how do you milk a roach?

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Anonymous 07/27/22(Wed)07:37:56 No.240688867 File: 53996042_p0.jpg (69 KB, 724x1023) What the fock >be me >late 20s >only 3 girls have ever expressed interest in me >had sexual relationships with each of them >they all had abuse/r--- fantasies Is this a common kink or do I just look like a f------ r-----?

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Anonymous 27 KB JPG 07/29/22(Fri)09:13:03 No.882911180 Berries related >Be me, CavemanAnon >We are the first humans >Shaman uses future crystal to show us year 2022 >There are things called trannies >There are women screaming R--- Culture >There are strange and terrible creatures who say they are Woke and want to make their enemies into slaves >The future old tribes are run be confused old men and hags >The clan talks for 3 days >We decide to eat the death plants. The future is too horrible

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File: FF19E613-0308-4460-BOF7-9(...).jpg (27 KB, 350x360) >one message >it's from mark zuckerberg >"nice a------ bro" >mfw Anonymous 07/29/22 (Fri)11:13:59 No.882916266 sometimes smart tech can backfire on you. here's an example. true story. >be me >horny >need dildo >go to dildos r' us >find 'smart' dildo >it's got a chip in it or something >neato.jpg >go home >take dildo out of package >python destroy_asshole.py >clean dildo and wash hands >open up facebook

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Anonymous 07/28/22(Thu)09:54:18 No. 132072243 ► rereading the Harry Potter books made me realize Harry was pretty dumb tbf >there is a troll on the loose in the castle and Hermione is in the bathroom? better go there instead of telling McGonagall or Dumbledore or any teacher or prefect >takes part in the triwizard tournament because muh goblet's magical license agreement or some s--- despite him not putting his name in it so he could've said "nah Im not doing this s---. you wanna force me? will that goblet magically make my head explode if I dont participate?" >misses pajeeta p---- because he has a crush on a girl he talked to twice last year and because Ron is a jealous sperg >doesnt ask out the cute autistic outcast girl despite being an outcast in most of his life while growing up with the Dursleys, probably could've gotten along best with Luna out of all (2) of his girlfriends >dates his best friend's sister which is a major NO because if they break up with heat it endangers his friendship with Ron >does all the s--- in sixth year Dumbledore asks and never tells him "listen here old man, what's the actual deal?" >Slughorn is the only person who knows how many horcruxes Voldemort made - doesnt suggest Dumbledore they should put veritaserum in Slughorn's ginger ale and ask him what's the secret number is >grew up among muggles but never suggests they should take out Voldemort with a Dragunov sniper rifle

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: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 2 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous 35 KB JPG >>882902084 # : Anonymous >A thing. 6 KB JPG 07/29/22 (Fri)02:23:11 No.882901969 07/29/22(Fri)02:23:32 No.882901985 >A Japanese thing. View Thread 07/29/22(Fri)02:26:43 No.882902084 >>882901985 # >a Japanese slimy thing

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Anon move into new room with gf and feeding her the roaches | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 112 KB JPG 07/28/22(Thu)18:52:29 No.882887188 >be me >move into new room with gf >new place has a small cocroach problem but not nearly as bad as our last place >ffw like 3 days >gf brings home spiderbro in a bottle she found at work >brownwiddow.jpg >alr cool >put spiderbro in a old pickle jar terrarium >spiderbro builds webs and chills >start feeding her the roaches instead of killing them cuz why not >start pretending the roaches are little jews I have to capture and put in spiderbros jar (concentration camps) >Thank you spiderbro >pic unrelated Also general spider thread

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Anonymous 18 KB JPG 25 Replies / 3 Images Anonymous 07/29/22(Fri)01:05:03 No.69597321 >I'm now the same age when my parents got married >I've never touched a girl in my life View Thread 07/29/22 (Fri)05:38:54 No.69599499 >>69597321 (OP) # Sucks to be you nerd

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Anonymous 1 hour ago EB06A05D-C98C-4735-9CBD-42AB9286AAC6.jpg 69590296 : (60.2 KB, 550x535) >took too much xanax and ended up sending a picture of my d--- to my crush again Every f------ time bros, I'm tired of this. 3 REPLIES Anonymous 30 minutes ago >>69590296 (OP) >get blackout drunk >wake up to several sent snapchats, all open and unanswered >oh_no.ppk 69590850 69590851 Anonymous 30 minutes ago >>69590296 (OP) Why do people do benzos recreationally? I tried Xanax once and all it did was make me fall asleep and piss myself. 0/10 on the fun scale. What am I missing? 1 REPLY

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