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: Anonymous : Anonymous 07/23/22(Sat)15:32:12 No.171490878 Zed, I could be Agent M -olester. agent m.jpg 15 KB JPG The Mugs 07/23/22(Sat)15:33:27 No.171490920 >>171491316 # >>171493650 # >>171493663 # >>171493900 # >>171493944 # >>171494261 # >>171495739 # >>171496550 # >>171499417 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous Calelor f 158 KB JPG 07/23/22(Sat)12:54:13 No.882546060 > be me > talking to a 8/10 > she asked me out > after first date I got ghosted > asked out 6/10, she seemed actually into me > after first date I got ghosted > talking to 7/10 > we hold hands on the date > we kissed > after 5 days after the date she stopped replying > asked out 5/10 > flat rejected I DONT FAKIN CARE ABOUT FEMOIDS ANYMORE UEEEE FCK THEM. DHHFICOWMDLFJ. pic related

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: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 12/17/18(Mon)09:59:00 No.48760867 What exercise to improve on this condition? 5 Replies / 1 Image 3 KB JPG View Thread : Anonymous 12/17/18(Mon)10:01:38 No.48760890

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Anonymous 10 KB PNG 07/23/22(Sat)07:24:59 No.69517872 >smoking crack with my coworker >we start having sex in the back of my Honda civic >she tells me to punch her in the jaw as hard as I can >think she's joking at first but she insists >punch her in the face and hurt my hand >she passess out >get bored of having sex with an unconscious girl so I stick it in her ass >she's still unconscious so I drive her home and dump her outside her house >she texts me 20 minutes later asking to hang out Girls are retarded bros

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: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 11/30/18(Fri)21:43:18 No.10178727 >be G >doing a PhD >one day a trans girl student from one of my classes comes to my office >says she wants to work with me and my PhD supervisor as an undergrad >ask her some questions to gauge her level >pretty keen and capable, good >ask her to prove that the fundamental group of the quotient space X/G is G itself if its action on the simply connected space X is free and transitive >she freezes up >ok, ask her instead to prove that two curves on a manifold have trivial tangent spaces at a point iff they intersect transversally >her face flushes red, as if she's on the brink of tears >uh oh, let's try something easier >ask her to prove that ever permutation can be uniquely decomposed into a product of transpositions >she bursts out my office crying >w-- >days later got called into the department office and got chewed out for being transphobic and that I'll have my PhD grant revoked if this happens again >mfw

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Anonymous | 24588121 221.4 kB PNG 2 hr. ago... >make gf take a brisk walk in the woods during 35c day. >ambush her by a grassy knoll >lift up her short skirt and take a deep long whiff of her smelly sweaty c--- >have an asthma attack due to hay allergy >gf calls ambulance and tells them i passed out sniffing her p---- >other hikers heard Should i just kill myself? 3 REPLIES 0 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 24588186 >>24588121 (OP) Mate you're a f------ ape. 10/10 primal return to monke. 2 hr. ago

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700 KB GIF Ever wondered why you can't get your life together? >don't eat tons of sugar >work out for 30 minutes each day (see 1) >stick to a sleeping schedule >learn to cook >fix your posture (1) >start dressing adequate for your age >shower at least every other day >change shirts and underwear daily >throw away or sell stuff you don't need >make room for order in your place (boxes, cabinets etc) >take care of something living, plants for starters >limit your internet time to less than 2 hours daily >clean your mess instantly, takes less effort and motivation than letting it pile up first >find less expensive solutions for occurring expenses, without cutting down on quality >look at yourself as if you were a stranger once in awhile If you mastered all of this, getting a job or approach people in asocial setting should become much easier. Focus at one thing at a time, and make it a habit.

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