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Anonymous 10 KB PNG 07/23/22(Sat)07:24:59 No.69517872 >smoking crack with my coworker >we start having sex in the back of my Honda civic >she tells me to punch her in the jaw as hard as I can >think she's joking at first but she insists >punch her in the face and hurt my hand >she passess out >get bored of having sex with an unconscious girl so I stick it in her ass >she's still unconscious so I drive her home and dump her outside her house >she texts me 20 minutes later asking to hang out Girls are retarded bros

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous | 24588121 221.4 kB PNG 2 hr. ago... >make gf take a brisk walk in the woods during 35c day. >ambush her by a grassy knoll >lift up her short skirt and take a deep long whiff of her smelly sweaty c--- >have an asthma attack due to hay allergy >gf calls ambulance and tells them i passed out sniffing her p---- >other hikers heard Should i just kill myself? 3 REPLIES 0 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 24588186 >>24588121 (OP) Mate you're a f------ ape. 10/10 primal return to monke. 2 hr. ago

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700 KB GIF Ever wondered why you can't get your life together? >don't eat tons of sugar >work out for 30 minutes each day (see 1) >stick to a sleeping schedule >learn to cook >fix your posture (1) >start dressing adequate for your age >shower at least every other day >change shirts and underwear daily >throw away or sell stuff you don't need >make room for order in your place (boxes, cabinets etc) >take care of something living, plants for starters >limit your internet time to less than 2 hours daily >clean your mess instantly, takes less effort and motivation than letting it pile up first >find less expensive solutions for occurring expenses, without cutting down on quality >look at yourself as if you were a stranger once in awhile If you mastered all of this, getting a job or approach people in asocial setting should become much easier. Focus at one thing at a time, and make it a habit.

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: Anonymous Fight club u Elite 26 KB PNG 07/23/22(Sat)00:48:35 No.69511747 >be me >hang out with your friends because you got cucked >me and my friend got drunk and started to fight just for fun >we enjoyed and decided to take forward the idea >start a f------ Fight Club Now we have 17 members fighting every friday night at a random park

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Anonymous 16 KB JPG 05/15/22(Sun)03:29:54 No.68633467 >go to the local down coffee shop >"down coffee shop"? it's a coffee shop but all the staffs have extra chromosomes >$15 for a cappuccino w--.docx >expected it would be expensive for charity reason but mama mia >the coffee isn't even good it's the most generic one I've had, like instant coffee >go to the counter >"how much will you tip sir?" >tell the tard I will tip -50% (negative fifty percents) >tfw he really types it in the computer >"it'll be $7.50 sir" I swear I won't go to that place anymore

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233 KB JPG I NEED TO CUDDLE A GIRL (FEMALE) SO GODDAMN BAD THAT IT'S EATING AWAY AT MY SOUL I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT IMAGINE MAKING OUT WITH A GIRL ON AND OFF ALL DAY JUST LAZING AROUND IN BED FONDLING EACH OTHER, PRESSING YOUR BODIES TOGETHER, KISSING, HUGGING, SAYING THAT YOU LOVE EACHOTHER HHHH F--- FALLING ASLEEP SPOONING, HOLDING HANDS, DRIFITNG OFF AS YOU LISTEN TO HER SOFTLY BREATHING, HER BODY GENTLY RISING AND FALLING AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 07/22/22(Fri)12:40:19 No.69510976 07/22/22(Fri)12:41:17 No.69510985 : Anonymous : Anonymous >>69510968 (OP) # >IMAGINE MAKING OUT WITH A GIRL Nope, can't imagine it

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Anonymous 10 KB PNG 07/23/22(Sat)07:24:59 No.69517872 >smoking crack with my coworker >we start having sex in the back of my Honda civic >she tells me to punch her in the jaw as hard as I can >think she's joking at first but she insists >punch her in the face and hurt my hand >she passess out >get bored of having sex with an unconscious girl so I stick it in her ass >she's still unconscious so I drive her home and dump her outside her house >she texts me 20 minutes later asking to hang out Girls are retarded bros

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