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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon does his PhD | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 11/30/18(Fri)21:43:18 No.10178727 >be G >doing a PhD >one day a trans girl student from one of my classes comes to my office >says she wants to work with me and my PhD supervisor as an undergrad >ask her some questions to gauge her level >pretty keen and capable, good >ask her to prove that the fundamental group of the quotient space X/G is G itself if its action on the simply connected space X is free and transitive >she freezes up >ok, ask her instead to prove that two curves on a manifold have trivial tangent spaces at a point iff they intersect transversally >her face flushes red, as if she's on the brink of tears >uh oh, let's try something easier >ask her to prove that ever permutation can be uniquely decomposed into a product of transpositions >she bursts out my office crying >w-- >days later got called into the department office and got chewed out for being transphobic and that I'll have my PhD grant revoked if this happens again >mfw

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Anon goes primal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 24588121 221.4 kB PNG 2 hr. ago... >make gf take a brisk walk in the woods during 35c day. >ambush her by a grassy knoll >lift up her short skirt and take a deep long whiff of her smelly sweaty c--- >have an asthma attack due to hay allergy >gf calls ambulance and tells them i passed out sniffing her p---- >other hikers heard Should i just kill myself? 3 REPLIES 0 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 24588186 >>24588121 (OP) Mate you're a f------ ape. 10/10 primal return to monke. 2 hr. ago

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Anon pollutes /b in the worst way possible. | /r/Greentext

700 KB GIF Ever wondered why you can't get your life together? >don't eat tons of sugar >work out for 30 minutes each day (see 1) >stick to a sleeping schedule >learn to cook >fix your posture (1) >start dressing adequate for your age >shower at least every other day >change shirts and underwear daily >throw away or sell stuff you don't need >make room for order in your place (boxes, cabinets etc) >take care of something living, plants for starters >limit your internet time to less than 2 hours daily >clean your mess instantly, takes less effort and motivation than letting it pile up first >find less expensive solutions for occurring expenses, without cutting down on quality >look at yourself as if you were a stranger once in awhile If you mastered all of this, getting a job or approach people in asocial setting should become much easier. Focus at one thing at a time, and make it a habit.

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Anon starts fight club | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Fight club u Elite 26 KB PNG 07/23/22(Sat)00:48:35 No.69511747 >be me >hang out with your friends because you got cucked >me and my friend got drunk and started to fight just for fun >we enjoyed and decided to take forward the idea >start a f------ Fight Club Now we have 17 members fighting every friday night at a random park

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Anon goes to the local cafe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 16 KB JPG 05/15/22(Sun)03:29:54 No.68633467 >go to the local down coffee shop >"down coffee shop"? it's a coffee shop but all the staffs have extra chromosomes >$15 for a cappuccino w--.docx >expected it would be expensive for charity reason but mama mia >the coffee isn't even good it's the most generic one I've had, like instant coffee >go to the counter >"how much will you tip sir?" >tell the tard I will tip -50% (negative fifty percents) >tfw he really types it in the computer >"it'll be $7.50 sir" I swear I won't go to that place anymore

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Anon Needs it | /r/Greentext

233 KB JPG I NEED TO CUDDLE A GIRL (FEMALE) SO GODDAMN BAD THAT IT'S EATING AWAY AT MY SOUL I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT IMAGINE MAKING OUT WITH A GIRL ON AND OFF ALL DAY JUST LAZING AROUND IN BED FONDLING EACH OTHER, PRESSING YOUR BODIES TOGETHER, KISSING, HUGGING, SAYING THAT YOU LOVE EACHOTHER HHHH F--- FALLING ASLEEP SPOONING, HOLDING HANDS, DRIFITNG OFF AS YOU LISTEN TO HER SOFTLY BREATHING, HER BODY GENTLY RISING AND FALLING AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 07/22/22(Fri)12:40:19 No.69510976 07/22/22(Fri)12:41:17 No.69510985 : Anonymous : Anonymous >>69510968 (OP) # >IMAGINE MAKING OUT WITH A GIRL Nope, can't imagine it

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Anon is trying to win the lottery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/22/22 (Fri)00:46:13 No.882478415 MEGA MILLIONS BBF46B0F-7EA0-4243-9C0F-AE073E9163AE.jpg 149 KB JPG >"H-------- DUDES!! MEGA MILLIONS JACKPOT IS AT 600 MIL RIGHT NOW! WE GOTTA GET TICKETS! WE COULD BE RICH BY THIS TIME TOMORROW!!! >WHY ARE YOU STILL SITTING THERE!? GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND BUY LOTTO TICKETS RIGHT F------ NOW OR YOU'RE GONNA MISS OUT!!!

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